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YAKUBU / BALACK OBAMA / GIMP LIVES HERE

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You're thinking of footballer (and country-dwelling-man) Yakubu. I am not he.

 

TELL IAN THAT THEY I THEY WILL I WILL BE HIS SEXY LOVER IN JAPAN, and there's NOT ONE THING he can PERFORM about it.

TRANSLATION:

 

 

"You're thinking of football player Yakubu. I am not him.

 

Tell Ian that I will will be his sexy Lover In Japan and there's nothing he can do about it."

 

 

 

There you go

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TRANSLATION:

 

 

"You're thinking of football player Yakubu. I am not him.

 

Tell Ian that I will will be his sexy Lover In Japan and there's nothing he can do about it."

 

 

 

There you go

 

OMG!!! thanks a lot Nick, really!!! I finally undestand a sentence from him.... :rolleyes:

Are You Sure?? :o

You seem to be a centre forward to me!

OMG!!! thanks a lot Nick, really!!! I finally undestand a sentence from him.... :rolleyes:

 

So was it worth the wait??:dozey:

Are You Sure?? :o

You seem to be a centre forward to me!

 

A centre backward more like, I'd say!!:P

Have some patience, LEADER of forumsite. I will come to that. First I must go and then they talk to my friend about the internet I am PAYING FOR BUT IS NOT MINE. :angry: I shall be returning shortly to discuss the matter of COLD GAMES further.

 

Whilst I am ABANDONED will you make sure that these people do not use my internet without the permission, and cease their racisms?

 

Thank they you.

 

 

i have plenty of patience my dear, oodles of it in fact, but boredom is a different issue.

 

I think i will soon get bored of feeding the trolls

 

 

 

TELL IAN THAT THEY I THEY WILL I WILL BE HIS SEXY LOVER IN JAPAN, and there's NOT ONE THING he can PERFORM about it.

 

now there's a challenge if ever i heard it! :laugh3:

So was it worth the wait??:dozey:

 

I laughed a lot while waiting though :laugh3::laugh3:

 

A centre backward more like, I'd say!!:P

 

Agreed!!:D

Jesus Christ, I would have thought it was obvious even to the most half-witted of dumbfucks on this forum that Yakabu is capable of speaking perfectly presentable English when not confronted with such overwhelming massed idiocy.

^Oh dear, it appears another one's escaped!! Help!!:stunned:

Nope, this is just some light evening entertainment.

:inquisitive:

Saying someone has escaped from a psychiatric hospital just because you're too stupid to understand them is beyond low, not to mention offensive. Mental illness is not something to poke fun of.

What? :stunned: What's going on here?!

Craziest thread I've seen in a long time, but hilarious! :lol:

Saying someone has escaped from a psychiatric hospital just because you're too stupid to understand them is beyond low, not to mention offensive. Mental illness is not something to poke fun of.

 

Damn straight.

I'm not a troll, I'm a human being with feelings.

I'm not a troll, I'm a human being with feelings.

 

And I'm clinically depressed!

 

 

Mental illness is not something to poke fun at, kids. Be nice.

Mr Y's multiplying?

 

looks like it!! :rolleyes:

Mr Y's multiplying?

 

Yup! Before long he'll be up to "amoeba" level!!:rolleyes:

Oh, you're witty. How long did it take you to come up with that? A year? Two? You've just been sitting at your computer eagerly waiting to use it, haven't you?

Oh, you're witty. How long did it take you to come up with that? A year? Two? You've just been sitting at your computer eagerly waiting to use it, haven't you?

 

:rolleyes:

Oh, you're witty. How long did it take you to come up with that? A year? Two? You've just been sitting at your computer eagerly waiting to use it, haven't you?

 

You're funny :D

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