I don't have any bad jokes. :(

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!! :shocked2: :angry: :stunned: :( :confused: :veryangry2: :cry:

HaHa! Chuckle! Chuckle:smug:

• Ask me if I'm a tree.
  
• Huh?
  
• Ask me if I'm a tree.
  
• Are you a tree?
  
• No.
  

Two muffins are in the oven.

One looks over and says, "Geez, don't you think it's hot in here?"

and the other muffin says,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"AAAAHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"

:laugh3: my favorite^

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shame:

• What's red and smells like blue paint?
  
• Red paint.
  

A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says,

 

"Is this some kind of a joke?"

WOW!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

- "What did the carrot say to the onion?"

 

-"What?"

 

-"Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

Yes! The person who started this thread is the answer to my prayers. My blood type is technicolor and I need a a certain vital organ.;)

Your Welcome!!!!:)

Are rude jokes allowed in here? I have a liking for them and I have a couple of rude joke books.

Yes

Have you already started to drink ? It's only 10.19 pm in Paris. There's almost nobody out there tonight. People are having fun for the New Year.

A thread to spam with smilies & bad jokes :jester: = The ultimate dream of every lazy poster :snore: (A.k.a ME :wacko: )

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, here's a cheesy joke :D

 

 

 

• What colour is a "Burp"?
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  
• Burple :P
  

:bigcry:

• Ask me if I'm a tree.
  
• Huh?
  
• Ask me if I'm a tree.
  
• Are you a tree?
  
• No.
  

 

that was so stupid it was funny. :laugh3:

A drunk dude is sitting on a corner, and then another one arrives... and guess what?

NOW THEY ARE TWO!!!!

lolololololololozz

:rolleyes:

I have more stupid jookes if you want

:elf::whip:

 

what is your signature loading!? i'm sitting there staring at it waiting for something to load and nothing loads.

 

 

*feels stupid*

its the magic circle:surprised:

Just a few minutes ago I saw some show about the drummer from the band Boston, and how he now has a fishing show.

 

 

So he went from drums to bass.:rolleyes:

^:lol:

THIS THREAD IS SO ME!

*SMILIES AAAAAALL THE WAYQ*:lol::lol:

:dance::dance::wink3::laugh3::rolleyes::cool:

:thumbsup::wacky::bomb:

:P:juggle::clown::mad::wideeyed:

:smash::drunk::rolleyes3::mellow:

:dead::nice::sunny::daisy:

:crown::cheesy: