Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. Every once in a while though, he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality... :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Dave, you're a vet..."

:lol: at this thread.

 

:dance::whip:

:drummer: :singer: :guitarist:

 

guy's missing :(

*here I come* :guitarist:

:stunned:

:huh: :thinking:

Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. Every once in a while though, he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality... :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Dave, you're a vet..."

 

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

:dance:

Once there was this man who stumbled into a bar late one night. He didn't have a lot of money but ordered a beer. The bartender came up to him and proposed an offer.

 

"Here's the deal, and if you complete these tasks you win a free case of beer. First, you have to drink an entire bottle of tequila. Drink it straight, without stopping. Next, there's an alligator outside with a sore tooth. You have to go pull the tooth from the alligators mouth. Finally, there is a very pretty girl upstairs who has never had sex. You gotta make things right for her."

 

The guy agreed and grabbed the bottle of tequila. He drank it straight and by the time he finished he had tears running down his cheeks. Then he got up and went outside to the alligator. Soon a bunch of loud noises of crashing and wailing were heard, and in a few minutes the guy returned all beaten up and bleeding.

 

"Okay," he said, "Now where's that girl with the sore tooth?"

^^ :laugh3:

Once there was this man who stumbled into a bar late one night. He didn't have a lot of money but ordered a beer. The bartender came up to him and proposed an offer.

 

"Here's the deal, and if you complete these tasks you win a free case of beer. First, you have to drink an entire bottle of tequila. Drink it straight, without stopping. Next, there's an alligator outside with a sore tooth. You have to go pull the tooth from the alligators mouth. Finally, there is a very pretty girl upstairs who has never had sex. You gotta make things right for her."

 

The guy agreed and grabbed the bottle of tequila. He drank it straight and by the time he finished he had tears running down his cheeks. Then he got up and went outside to the alligator. Soon a bunch of loud noises of crashing and wailing were heard, and in a few minutes the guy returned all beaten up and bleeding.

 

"Okay," he said, "Now where's that girl with the sore tooth?"

 

LMAO :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

not sure if this qualifies as a joke but here it goes....

 

 

why is love orange?

 

because nothing rhymes with orange so therefore love is nothing!!!:dozey:

This is a joke that one of my students told me.

 

How do ghosts dance?

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They shake their Booooooo-ty. (You have to shake your booty for the full effect).

 

 

I know more jokes but their dirty and I am not sure if it would be appropriate to post.

HA HA:laugh3:

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.

 

Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck huh?"

 

The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

OH NO, YOU'RE NOT

 

P- Playboy, G- Girl

 

P: "First, I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."

G: "Oh no you're not," said the girl.

P: "Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks."

G: "Oh no you're not."

P: "Then I'll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks."

G: "Oh no you're not."

P: "Then I'm going to make violent, passionate love to you."

G: "Oh no you're not."

P: "And I'm not going to wear a condom either!"

G: "Oh yes you are!"

lol

let's join the looniticness (if that's a word :P)

 

- it's white and lays in the dessert?

a white rope

 

- it's black and lays in the dessert?

the shade of the white rope

 

- it's grey an lays in the dessert?

the ashes of the burned white rope.

 

 

- it's blue and square

a blue square.

 

- it's yellow and round?

a yellow circle

 

- it's red and triangular? (hope it's the right word..)

A Orange With Camouflage!

 

lol.. that were all the stupid jokes I know

I hope that none of us ever attempt to become comedians.