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Skunks suck

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I just got a whiff of a skunk outside my window. Yuck!! :angry:

 

Now my whole room smells like skunk ass. I had to close the windows, and it's freaking hot and humid outside.

 

Skunks.. I hate them. :(

I don't think I've ever seen a live one :stunned:

 

But poooar anyway :embarrased:

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I don't think I've ever seen a live one :stunned:

 

But poooar anyway :embarrased:

 

I see one outside all the time. My bf usually sees one on his way to work in the early morning.

we havent got them walking around here ..well in zoo's but lol as long as they stay there im fine

lol! i've never met a skunk :stunned:

I don't think I've ever seen a live one :stunned:

 

But poooar anyway :embarrased:

 

I see one outside all the time. My bf usually sees one on his way to work in the early morning.

 

or smells it :lol:

I live right next to the revine sooo i think theres a couple of skunks around.....its pretty gross. one time the smell was extremely bad! you couldn't get away from it.

My friend got chased by a skunk. didn't get sprayed though.

Scary!!

 

:angry: at shhkunks!

*random thought*:

 

How are skunks sapose to dance? :huh:

i have an outdoor cat, so she is pretty adventurous. like a few months back she was outside and met a skunk for the first time and tried to attack it. of course it sprayed her. poor buttons. she could barely stand to be around herself. she looked like she was going to pass out from the smell. lol. it was amusing.

ha ha ha

 

bet she runs a mile from them now :P

lol. this is true.

 

i think skunks would be so cute to have as a pet though. i heard you can remove the stinky stuff or whatever it is and keep them as pets. so cute!

yeah if you removed the stinky part!!! :P

omg your avatar is soooo cool!!! ;) :cool:

SKUNKS RULE!!!

I use them to piss off my neighbors..literally.

i breed them, Bolivian skunks are particularly effective.

Hey Doc? Do you think you could sell one to me? My neighbor is being a pain in the ass lately.

sure thing, South American ones are $4500, they're a bastard to get through customs though..Canadian ones are $3000 but the fuckers piss everywhere like a firehouse in a raging inferno, you gotta be real careful where you point those things..for your starter skunks you'll be best off w/ an irish/french mix, they mostly fuel up on Guinness and escargo and are fairly comprehensive w/ their spray radius...from there you may one day make it up to the top of the range Spanish/Portugese wild back alley skunks, who generally unload like Champagne at a P Diddy house party, they go for 10 large.

Pleasure doing business w/ you and Happy Spraying!.

I'll go with the Canadian Skunk... I want to set the skunk in my neighbors house... and if they piss everwhere like a firehouse in a raging inferno... well... that'll do the job. ;) Plus it seems to be the cheapiest. Thanks! I'll PM you with my info. ;)

sure thing, South American ones are $4500, they're a bastard to get through customs though..Canadian ones are $3000 but the fuckers piss everywhere like a firehouse in a raging inferno, you gotta be real careful where you point those things..for your starter skunks you'll be best off w/ an irish/french mix, they mostly fuel up on Guinness and escargo and are fairly comprehensive w/ their spray radius...from there you may one day make it up to the top of the range Spanish/Portugese wild back alley skunks, who generally unload like Champagne at a P Diddy house party, they go for 10 large.

Pleasure doing business w/ you and Happy Spraying!.

 

Hmmm doc i think you got a little bit too in to that story :lol:

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