Joe I feel your plight my friend, especially as i sit up here in first class getting a foot massage from Natalie Imbruglia and Sophie Dahl.

 

The captain appears to be still sleeping (very luckily we have auto-pilot) but I am sending down a wok and a gas-burning stove for you so you can at least knock up a quick chicken stir fry.

 

:)

The cap'in! is here! Arrrrrrrr fucking splinter!

 

How're mee hearties!?

I put wayyy too much sugar in my coffee:wideeyed:

 

 

I think I need a doctor....or a mandolin

Joe I feel your plight my friend, especially as i sit up here in first class getting a foot massage from Natalie Imbruglia and Sophie Dahl.

 

The captain appears to be still sleeping (very luckily we have auto-pilot) but I am sending down a wok and a gas-burning stove for you so you can at least knock up a quick chicken stir fry.

 

:)

 

 

hm, the only massage i can stand is head massage. All the others make me tickle and it's just unbearable.

The cap'in! is here! Arrrrrrrr fucking splinter!

 

How're mee hearties!?

 

A splinter, from what?

 

Good to see you back, cap'n! While you've been snoozing Joe's had a lot of problems with the chickens down below, and would very much appreciate an upgrade. Also, the foot massage here in first class was top notch, but my portion of caviar was rather small. And I must say that the flight attendants wearing eye patches is a cute touch, but is there really any need for them to brandish cutlasses in our faces and whip us with cat-o-nine tails??!

 

I put wayyy too much sugar in my coffee:wideeyed:

 

 

I think I need a doctor....or a mandolin

 

Never fear, the captain is now here. All will be well soon!! :cool:

 

 

Never fear, the captain is now here. All will be well soon!! :cool:

I nearly passed out captain. Think I'm back to normal heart rate now.

 

 

 

Never over-sugar your coffee.

I've now abandoned my eyepatch, kept walking into things....walked into a 20ft ditch earlier.

 

Are all my ship crew okay? Cap'in James will help you's out with whatever you want...but nothing filthy!

I nearly passed out captain. Think I'm back to normal heart rate now.

 

 

 

Never over-sugar your coffee.

 

Good to hear you are recovered now number two.

 

Arrrrr.

 

I've now abandoned my eyepatch, kept walking into things....walked into a 20ft ditch earlier.

 

Are all my ship crew okay? Cap'in James will help you's out with whatever you want...but nothing filthy!

 

20ft long or 20ft deep Cap'n?

 

20ft long or 20ft deep Cap'n?

 

 

20ft long. It didn't make sense to me aswell. Must have been that time at night when nothing makes sense.

 

By the way, I think one of the shipmates stole my subscription to "playrrrrrrrmate". Find him, and make him walk the plank!

Oi! shipmates!?

I think you like being a captain a little too much..

I think you like being a captain a little too much..

 

:lol: Even though this is just a silly little thing, I do feel like I have a slight bit of power :lol:

^ 'Silly little thing'?? That's going straight on the list of banned phrases!!

 

Who's at the tiller tonight cap'n? If it's Chavi's turn then you must remind her not to dance and sing so much, she might run us a'ground :P

Can we add "fail" to the banned words? of course we can, Im in charge! :P :lol:

 

We should all come up with a name for our pet parrots!

You are the captain of the ship, and pilot of the plane. I am master and commander of the banned words list (alright it's not much but at least it gives me something to do as i'm stuck at home and not able to go out drinking :D)

 

Pet parrots? You have one too? Mine's a cheeky little bugger, doesn't even talk!

My parrot just talks about how he would love to be on the paul o'grady show. I have to explain to him he would be much better on the jonathan ross show......He doesnt listen.

^ The cap'n has gone mad! Time for a mutiny!!

^ The cap'n has gone mad! Time for a mutiny!!

 

It's not me! its the parrot!

Correction then: the parrot's gone mad, it's time for a mutiny!!

 

 

No idea why they're all spinning hula hoops, but guess it can only add to the fun :)

You leave my dancing and singing alone, will you :P

^ Ok, as long as it doesn't interefere with steering the ship :P

 

Left a little bit please mademoiselle, you almost hit a chicken!!!

I thought we were on a sque**e-free plane..

 

and I can't believe the thread is still going on.. :lol:

No we're on a ship at the moment Chavi, though Joe is still stuck in the plane with the chickens (poor fella, got no help with an upgrade from his cap'n either - that's partly why the mutiny was launched!)

 

The chicken you almost hit while you were singing Fix You must have been coincidence. You don't see too many chickens at sea, granted, but I have heard they do like x&y, so it may be best to avoid any tracks from that to prevent further trouble.

 

Whatever vessel we're on though, dancing and singing are allowed (and even encouraged!) as long as they don't interfere with navigation.

 

I thank you all for your kind co-operation and your further refrain from the dreaded word that rhymes with 'brie' (not to mention the other one that rhymes with 'floccinaucinihilipilification'.)

A bit, yes, especially as a male it's not cool to join in (much as I may want to at times hehe).

 

Once again I thank you all for your co-operation in keeping this thread squee-free :)

 

 

so does this mean you're joining Ian in his "Say No to Squee Tees for Wembley" campaign? :P :laugh3:

was that a thingy I heard there? :thinking: