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No squees on this thread please.

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Did someone ask this thread to be locked?

 

Nah, I won't lock it :P

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I mean, the point of this thread... There is no clear point.

 

Exactly! The point is...there is no point!!

 

 

Kangoroos !

 

A sublime suggestion Chavi, going right to the top of the list!!

Did someone ask this thread to be locked?

 

Nah, I won't lock it :P

 

I don't think that I have ever scene a thread locked on Coldplaying. xD

 

Exactly! The point is...there is no point!!

 

The point that there is no point is still a point. So there IS a point. But if the point is that there isn't a point... that means there isn't a point. But there IS, since that's the point. :confused:

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I like randomness!

 

:P

 

Another fine suggestion Joe, you are really flying tonight (with TonsuAir no less!) :P

 

Did someone ask this thread to be locked?

 

Nah, I won't lock it :P

 

Oh go on, lock it, it's full of nonsense and discrimination against my toes!! :laugh3:

lock = banned words list :angry:

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The point that there is no point is still a point. So there IS a point. But if the point is that there isn't a point... that means there isn't a point. But there IS, since that's the point. :confused:

 

Bloody hell, that's marvellous!! You have out-witted the half-witted (me!) and proved yourself a genius amongst gabbages. I would like to employ you as either a pilot or flight attendant, interested??! :lol:

Bloody hell, that's marvellous!! You have out-witted the half-witted (me!) and proved yourself a genius amongst gabbages. I would like to employ you as either a pilot or flight attendant, interested??! :lol:

 

Can I be a captain!? not of the plane, captain of a pensioners rugby team.

i can play football..poorly..but that's better than nothing i guess

:idea2:

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Banned words

 

lock

toes

squ**

sq*ee

squ**************************e

*q*u*ee*

******e

plastic

plastic b*g

ex*mination

 

Recommended words

 

randomness

gabbages

woohooo

hammock

carrot

newspaper

onion

bunion (but please don't Google it)

canyon

squid

nuts (by special request from Chavi)

non wing moving vigorously jack (by bizarre and nonsensical request from Coldplay92)

 

Highly recommended words

 

cabbage

pitchfork (new entry after a PM from a farmer)

broomstick (new entry after a PM from a broomstick maker - apparently a 25% discount for all who email him within the next week mentioning 'gabbages', with a further 5% off if you sing Yellow to his his mum who is a huge Coldplay fan)

milk (new entry after a PM from a cow)

milk is good. it's even better if it contains cacao. Yum.

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Can I be a captain!? not of the plane, captain of a pensioners rugby team.

 

Are you a pensioner? If not you shall have to wait a few years for your opportunity, but believe me, it's worth being patient for (or so I have been told). We don't need a captain here on this thread, think it's flying itself?? :thinking::lol:

Another fine suggestion Joe, you are really flying tonight (with TonsuAir no less!) :P

 

 

 

Oh go on, lock it, it's full of nonsense and discrimination against my toes!! :laugh3:

Yes! i love that word, so many possiblities can come from it:D

 

First Class I presume...

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^ You're in with the chickens in baggage alas my friend, as it's a free ticket.

 

But, at least you don't have to watch the same movie seven times in a row, and to be quite honest the service is better down there :P

Are you a pensioner? If not you shall have to wait a few years for your opportunity, but believe me, it's worth being patient for (or so I have been told). We don't need a captain here on this thread, think it's flying itself?? :thinking::lol:

 

All I wanna do is wear an eyepatch! Pleaaase! let me be a Cap'in'!

What is this?

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Show me an image of the eyepatch of which you speak, and if it be satisfactory ye shall indeed be crowned Cap'n of the good ship 'Banned Words, Recommended Words, Highly Recommended Words'. And what a vessel she be.

 

Arrrrrrr.

^ You're in with the chickens in baggage alas my friend, as it's a free ticket.

 

But, at least you don't have to watch the same movie seven times in a row, and to be quite honest the service is better down there :P

Really!:dozey:

 

:P

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What is this?

 

More to the point, what isn't it?!!

Show me an image of the eyepatch of which you speak, and if it be satisfactory ye shall indeed be crowned Cap'n of the good ship 'Banned Words, Recommended Words, Highly Recommended Words'. And what a vessel she be.

 

Arrrrrrr.

 

Arrr here is the eyepatch I speak of!

 

Eyepatch.jpg

 

The man wearing it is sold separately

 

I'm off to ye bed noooo so byee shipmates!

 

 

Arrrrrrrrrrr....Me a sleepy pirate who loves the letter "RRRRRRRR"

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^ ???

 

The man wearing it is sold separately?? Do they know not of the 'all inclusive deal' in Coldplay land?

 

Scam, scam, green eggs and scam.

 

But arise Cap'n. ye have proved yer worth with yer picture. Arrr. We await yer taking the tiller tomorrow morn to keep this nonsense going :D

More to the point, what isn't it?!!

 

 

 

:stunned:

 

 

This is the first time i have seen a user named Tofu.

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:stunned:

 

 

This is the first time i have seen a user named Tofu.

 

Who is he or she? Love tofu - I think it'll go on the 'recomended' list :)

YOu....:dozey: :lol:

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Well my username's Tonsu not Tofu and actually I feel quite gutted, that would have been a far cooler name when I changed from 'kimchi'!! :p

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