^ Great post 2732, but I also should have made clear that there are to be no mentions of plastic bags either in this thread. If you really must recount such stories, could you please either censor them or replace them with words less likely to upset the plastic-phobic amongst us such as 'carrot' or 'newspaper'? Many thanks once again in advance! :)

nope, but these would do fiiiine :wacky:

 

just doing my part to keep the streets safe for our kids:dozey:

 

:lol:

Just to make it clear:

 

Banned words

 

squ**

sq*ee

squ**************************e

plastic

plastic b*g

 

Recommended words

 

carrot

newspaper

onion

bunion

canyon

squid

 

I thank you once again in advance for your kind co-operation :)

onion??:uhoh:

oops sorry, my fingers slipped while I was typing. I meant cabbage.

Just to make it clear:

 

Banned words

 

squ**

sq*ee

squ**************************e

plastic

plastic b*g

 

Recommended words

 

carrot

newspaper

onion

bunion

canyon

squid

 

I thank you once again in advance for your kind co-operation :)

 

you gone nuts :lol:

'nuts' is also good, I shall add it to the recommended list :)

 

:laugh3:

okay

 

 

 

 

I just made and had pancakes. I made them on a griddle. I made a final three and wanted to bag them and save them for later. So I started loading them into a plastic bag right after they were done cooking. They were still hot so I had the bag right over the griddle and quickly tossed them in. But when the third one went in they were so hot they melted the bottom of the bag. Now the plastic got melted on the griddle and and won't come off, and I had to throw out the pancakes as they were also melted with plastic.

 

 

True story.

 

Hahah i thought you were Simon!

The first time i get confused by your usernames.

Anyway, how the hell can your pancakes be hot enough to melt the plast..oh i mean Cabbage? Or then that Cabbage must've been really weak..

^ Cabbage, you mean CABBAGE!! :\:lol:

^ Cabbage, you mean CABBAGE!! :\:lol:

 

one of my favourite words that! :lol:

Just to make it clear:

 

Banned words

 

squ**

sq*ee

squ**************************e

plastic

plastic b*g

 

Recommended words

 

carrot

newspaper

onion

bunion

canyon

squid

 

I thank you once again in advance for your kind co-operation :)

:laugh3:

 

Have you been drinking pete! Haha kidding kidding!!!

 

I dont like that word bunion:uhoh:

^ Cabbage, you mean CABBAGE!! :\:lol:

 

 

damn, i knew there was something weird about it haha.. i should've checked the spelling!

I fixed it now though

 

 

btw, don't google bunion, people..

 

 

 

:sick:

Right, an update good folk of the forum, bearing in mind feedback I have been receiving via PMs!

 

Banned words

 

squ**

sq*ee

squ**************************e

*q*u*ee*

******e

plastic

plastic b*g

 

Recommended words

 

carrot

newspaper

onion

bunion

canyon

squid

nuts (by special request from Chavi)

 

Highly recommended words

 

Cabbage

 

Thankies :) (That is not a highly recommended word, just me finishing my post)

:laugh3:

 

Have you been drinking pete! Haha kidding kidding!!!

 

I dont like that word bunion:uhoh:

 

Alas not tonight! Just been feverish and probably watching too much Monty Python for my own good :laugh3:

 

Any words to add to the list Joe? If you mention gabbages I will shoot you :lol:

Please may you add "Hammock" and "Flapjacks" to the recommended list? :D

Alas not tonight! Just been feverish and probably watching too much Monty Python for my own good :laugh3:

 

Any words to add to the list Joe? If you mention gabbages I will shoot you :lol:

Oh right i forgot you were sick! ya drinking probably wouldnt be a good thing:P

 

Hmmmm, you about we add examination to the banned list. That word is creepy:rolleyes:

 

Then I cant think of any recommened words, ill think of some though;)

^ Great post 2732, but I also should have made clear that there are to be no mentions of plastic bags either in this thread. If you really must recount such stories, could you please either censor them or replace them with words less likely to upset the plastic-phobic amongst us such as 'carrot' or 'newspaper'? Many thanks once again in advance! :)

:thinking:

Please may you add "Hammock" and "Flapjacks" to the recommended list? :D

 

I am most delighted to welcome 'hammock' to the recommended list, but am afraid to say that I have already received some PMs from flapjack-phobics expressing concern and dismay that the subject might be raised so publicly and so directly. Do you have any alternative way of describing those delicious little things that wouldn't scare some of our fellow posters here quite so much?

 

 

Hmmmm, you about we add examination to the banned list. That word is creepy:rolleyes:

 

Then I cant think of any recommened words, ill think of some though;)

 

An excellent suggestion. Ex*mination is hereby banned from the thread too, and quite rightly so.

btw, don't google bunion, people..

 

 

 

:sick:

 

whyyyyyyy ? whyyyyyyy ? :bigcry:

 

i'm like a kid when you say 'dont', I do the opposite... :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

I am most delighted to welcome 'hammock' to the recommended list, but am afraid to say that I have already received some PMs from flapjack-phobics expressing concern and dismay that the subject might be raised so publicly and so directly. Do you have any alternative way of describing those delicious little things that wouldn't scare some of our fellow posters here quite so much?

 

 

 

 

erm "non wing moving vigorously jack"?

Squeee.

whyyyyyyy ? whyyyyyyy ? :bigcry:

 

i'm like a kid when you say 'dont', I do the opposite... :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

Ewwww! Ive seen pictures from my human bio class and some of that shit is nasty. Sorry if anyone has any:P

 

:rolleyes:

Squeee.

 

Rebel :wacko:

Banned words

 

squ**

sq*ee

squ**************************e

*q*u*ee*

******e

plastic

plastic b*g

ex*mination

Recommended words

 

hammock

carrot

newspaper

onion

bunion (but please don't Google it)

canyon

squid

nuts (by special request from Chavi)

non wing moving vigorously jack (by bizarre and nonsensical request from Coldplay92)

 

Highly recommended words

 

cabbage

pitchfork (new entry after a PM from a farmer)

broomstick (new entry after a PM from a broomstick maker - apparently a 25% discount for all who email him within the next week mentioning 'gabbages')