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No squees on this thread please.

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whyyyyyyy ? whyyyyyyy ? :bigcry:

 

i'm like a kid when you say 'dont', I do the opposite... :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

 

 

Most of the pics weren't that bad but did you see the one of bunion AND hammertoe (whatever that means..) ?

That was pretty sick, man.

 

Don't wear shoes that are too small for you, people!

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Most of the pics weren't that bad but did you see the one of bunion AND hammertoe (whatever that means..) ?

That was pretty sick, man.

 

Don't wear shoes that are too small for you, people!

 

No, I am NOT googling Bunion and hammertoes this time.. :sick:

 

dont wear shoes at all ! slippers are much more comfy :wacky:

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^ I've got a hammertoe :( I also have only two joints on my toes when everyone else in the world has three.

 

Right, 'toes' are going on the banned list too!!

Squee! Squee! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! plastic plastic squeeeeeeeeeeee squee bag plastic plastic bag squeeeeeeeee squee squeeeeeeeee plastic squee plastic bag squeeeeeeeeeee plastic plastic squee plastic bag plastic squeeeeeeeeeeee bag plastic squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee plastic squeeeeeeeeeeeee bag plastic squee plastic bag squee if only i could smother with a plastic bag squeeeeeeeeeee plastic bags squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

 

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

:wacky:

 

 

 

non wing moving vigorously jack (by bizarre and nonsensical request from Coldplay92)

 

 

:lol: Woohooo!

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^ Woohooo is a great one, well done sir, also going on the list!

No, I am NOT googling Bunion and hammertoes this time.. :sick:

 

dont wear shoes at all ! slippers are much more comfy :wacky:

 

Boo, you've gotta be brave, Chavi! :wacky:

All the cool girls have googled "bunion and hammertoe"

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Banned words

 

toes

squ**

sq*ee

squ**************************e

*q*u*ee*

******e

plastic

plastic b*g

ex*mination

 

Recommended words

 

woohooo

hammock

carrot

newspaper

onion

bunion (but please don't Google it)

canyon

squid

nuts (by special request from Chavi)

non wing moving vigorously jack (by bizarre and nonsensical request from Coldplay92)

Highly recommended words

 

cabbage

pitchfork (new entry after a PM from a farmer)

broomstick (new entry after a PM from a broomstick maker - apparently a 25% discount for all who email him within the next week mentioning 'gabbages', with a further 5% off if you sing Yellow to his his mum who is a huge Coldplay fan)

Boo, you've gotta be brave, Chavi! :wacky:

All the cool girls have googled "bunion and hammertoe"

 

Aww.. I wanna be cool.. :(

BUT NO, gotta be strong.. :disappointed:

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Right, I am sick of all this bias against hammertoes. They are just normal toes that are, erm, slightly not normal...

 

'Hammertoe' is going straight to the top of the list of recommended words, and I would kindly ask that every post from now on not only avoids mentioning 'sque*e' but also praises hammertoes in some way.

 

Thank you kindly :)

Right, I am sick of all this bias against hammertoes. They are just normal toes that are, erm, slightly not normal...

 

'Hammertoe' is going straight to the top of the list of recommended words, and I would kindly ask that every post from now on not only avoids mentioning 'sque*e' but also praises hammertoes in some way.

 

Thank you kindly :)

 

I understand that you aren't exactly thrilled about this hammertoe conversation.

However, i've never said a bad word about them. I think they're just as beautiful and ordinary looking as anything else on this planet.

(when i said they're pretty sick i meant that they're so beautiful that it makes me sick to even think of them knowing that i'll never have an opportunity to have them)

time for a toes examination plastic bag squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee examination squeeeeeee plastic bag plastic bag squeeeeeee toes bag plastic examination squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee plastic bag examination squee bag toes plastic squee squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee squeeeeeeeeeee squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee toes toes toes plastic squeeeeeeeeeee if only toes were plastic bag squeeeeeeeeeeee examination of plastic squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee squee examination of examination hammertoes are ugly squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee toes toes plastic bag squeeeeeeeeeeeee

This should be locked... or at least just die. :rolleyes:

This should be locked. :rolleyes:

 

i will smother you with a plastic bag squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetoes

i will smother you with a plastic bag squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetoes

 

squee :heart:

This should be locked... or at least just die. :rolleyes:

 

 

well, this thread is the most active thread in the lounge at the moment so you might have to wait till tomorrow (at least) till it dies

well, this thread is the most active thread in the lounge at the moment so you might have to wait till tomorrow (at least) till it dies

 

I just... don't really get the point of this. Does anyone understand? :uhoh:

what are you talking about?

Of course we understand..

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You will all have to wait till my hammertoe is lopped off by my surgeon before this thread is locked bwahahaha.

 

Until then no sque*es please.

 

The emergency exits are located >here< and >here<.

 

Thank you very much for your attention, and please don't hesitate to call the cabin crew if you have any problem refraining from any talk of squ*ee, plastic bags, or flapja*ks.

 

Gabbages are complimentary on today's flight.

what are you talking about?

Of course we understand..

 

I mean, the point of this thread... There is no clear point.

Kangoroos !

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