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Apparatjik

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DISPECABLE!

*Pouts! :snobby:*

 

 

 

C**t!

 

 

 

YEP! i saw that girls comment :dozey: obviously not a Guy fan :angry: i responded to her!! said Guy should DEF. Be singing :smug: :pleased:

it wasnt bad to me, but just frustrating. it's not new music, just stuff that they've used in their past couple songs :worried:

 

and about that girl's comment, HOW DARE SHE???? how could she possibly think that! his voice is beautiful! :veryangry:

Like Gregory House once said: "Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one." This woman is the boys's myspace's idiot XD

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YEP! i saw that girls comment :dozey: obviously not a Guy fan :angry: i responded to her!! said Guy should DEF. Be singing :smug: :pleased:

 

haha I just saw your comment Liz - :D you tell her, girl!

 

Like Gregory House once said: "Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one." This woman is the boys's myspace's idiot XD

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

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Hey, anyone notice how Mr Bright Eyes (aka Mags) breaks the violin bow in the new vid..? :lol: Even the bow wants that awful noise to stop!

 

:P

What's with this Guy hate these days..this comment and the one from the stupid journalist on twitter are annoying me heaps :angry:

 

For what I've heard so far he doesn't seem to be that ear-painful singing, I'd dare say it's the opposite :wacky:

way to go Liz, well said :D

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^ what stupid journalist Denise..? What have I missed? :\

 

And yep, Guy's got a nice voice...that *person* on myspace obviously hasn't heard Chinese Sleep Chant...:wacky:

This stupid and unprofessional journalist

 

in Italy we would say "chi ha il pane non ha i denti e chi ha i denti non ha il pane" ("who has the bread doesn't have teeth and who has teeth doesn't have the bread"), we are of course the second group :(

 

and yes, she should listen to Chinese or Snow Crystals as well :nice:

 

Why does everyone either think Guy can't sing or is invisible these days?

Yes!! Afterall, he's the reason why the band sell so many calendars :D

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This[/url] stupid and unprofessional journalist

 

Urgh! What an arse..! poor Guy having to be interviewed by d**khead journos like that..!

 

edit: I tweeted Coldplay about it!

Anyone starting to think this is Magne's baby and the others haven't got that much input..? Everything seems to have Magne's stamp on it. Magne's studio, Magne's poetry, Magne's quotes. I want to see more of the personalities of the other three. :(

 

Hey Paula, I noticed a lot of things having Magne's stamp on them but I wasn't sure if that was because I know him best of the four :D

 

I don't know much at all about Martin or Jonas and I am learning about Guy thanks to you lovelies (*mwah), so I figured I was just clueless on what things they have personally contributed. Still, let's hope more of the other guys shine through soon!

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Well, I'm guessing Magne is the most outgoing of the four; Guy and Jonas being quite quiet, reserved types and Martin's used to being behind the scenes as it were.

 

It just seems on the surface that a lot of the non-music things have a direct correlation back to Mags, but maybe the influences and attributes from the other guys are more indirect and less obvious.

 

For example, I'd love to discover that a lot of the visual style, especially the videos, is influenced by Jonas (him being known as a visual artist) and that some of the photography is from Guy (photography being a big hobby of his) - rather than all these things being orchestrated by Magne. It just pee's me off when a band seems to be all about one member.

 

On the other hand, the anonymity of this whole project means we haven't really got a clue who it's all coming from :shrug:

What's with this Guy hate these days..this comment and the one from the stupid journalist on twitter are annoying me heaps :angry:

 

For what I've heard so far he doesn't seem to be that ear-painful singing, I'd dare say it's the opposite :wacky:

way to go Liz, well said :D

 

yeah exactly what i was thinking!!! :\ why the negativity to Guy lately?!?!

 

i twittered that asshole too!! :laugh3: hahah i see he responded to Abby and Paula!! :lol: what a loser, some professional journalist and he spends all his time on twitter answering everyones tweets! :lol: LOSER!!

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OK, @coldplay fans: What question would you most like to ask Guy? If an interview happens, I'll ask him the best one and report back.

 

Now, he wants us to do his job for him. Sheesh!

 

How about he asks Guy if it bothers him having to be interveiwed by arseholes who can't see past the bands frontman and can't be bothered putting any research into the people he is going to interview..?

 

Anyway, back on topic :whip:

 

Actually I'd love to get this bloke to ask Guy about Apparatjik...but I don't wanna give him the satisfaction of answering his tweet!

Now, he wants us to do his job for him. Sheesh!

 

How about he asks Guy if it bothers him having to be interveiwed by arseholes who can't see past the bands frontman and can't be bothered putting any research into the people he is going to interview..?

 

Anyway, back on topic :whip:

 

Actually I'd love to get this bloke to ask Guy about Apparatjik...but I don't wanna give him the satisfaction of answering his tweet!

 

I know!!! i thought about an Apparatjik question too!! but i dont want to help him out either ....................:\

 

what to do.........what to do?!?!

DO NOT HELP THIS CUNT!

I'm actually sending a demoralizing tweet just to emotionally support him! :D

What do you think of this?

@erdanton HAHAHA, "If an interview happens"? It's a big ass "if" pal, we already e-mailed everyone we know from the Coldplay crew about you!

Of course I'm lying, but like I said, poor thing needs some encouragement! :devilish:

For example, I'd love to discover that a lot of the visual style, especially the videos, is influenced by Jonas (him being known as a visual artist) and that some of the photography is from Guy (photography being a big hobby of his) - rather than all these things being orchestrated by Magne. It just pee's me off when a band seems to be all about one member.

Very well said, Paula! :clap:

hahahah :devilish: Abby's devilish-ness is AMAZING!!!!!!!! HAHAH i guess your right!!

 

:angry:

 

i tweeted the coldplay camp too! :smug:

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Very well said, Paula! :clap:

 

Ay Thaank yoo :D

 

that man was a complete idiot. how incredibly rude of him

 

I liked your tweet Lauren - get everyone to see how drop dead sexy he is and they'll all be interested..! :sneaky:

 

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btw chicks I caved and tweeted the idiot journo about Apparatjik after all...

 

@erdanton Oh btw that not so visible Guy Berryman is actually in two bands - why dontcha ask him about Apparatjik? If u can pronounce it =P

 

hehe :P

btw chicks I caved and tweeted the idiot journo about Apparatjik after all...

@erdanton Oh btw that not so visible Guy Berryman is actually in two bands - why dontcha ask him about Apparatjik? If u can pronounce it =P

hehe :P

How could you?! :snobby:

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How could you?! :snobby:

 

Cos I thought it'd be funny if he tried to ask about it and couldn't pronounce Apparatjik properly. Though he'll prob chicken out...

 

Sorry Ab :embarassed:

 

:curtain:

Cos I thought it'd be funny if he tried to ask about it and couldn't pronounce Apparatjik properly. Though he'll prob chicken out...

 

Sorry Ab :embarassed:

 

:curtain:

:kiss:

 

I actually have a strong feeling that that interview will not happen, he'll either chicken out or get fired.....amen! :devilish:

Ay Thaank yoo :D

 

 

 

I liked your tweet Lauren - get everyone to see how drop dead sexy he is and they'll all be interested..! :sneaky:

 

haha thanks!

yah if everyone gets to see his beautiful face, then maybe they'll take interest and get to see how awesome he is too! *formulates evil plot* mwahaha

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