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Apparatjik

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could these be a clue? it's from the datascroll...

Something or nothing. Nothing if you are not looking carefully.

You won't believe the amount of work we have to finish by the end of the year.

 

and here are a bunch of good/funny ones:

 

They have scrambled the Apparatjik constitution.

What do you want from Apparatjik? Answers on a postcard to S.Claus, 01 Whiteoutville, North Pole.

We would like to inform you that we have moved to our new offices.

we are like uranium; constantly throwing off pieces of ourselves,

and in the process becoming something else

We'd be happy to make you happy.

How come she decided to grow that silly beard?
(helen or constance??) :lol:

It started in 1991.
(MY BIRTH YEAR! :dance:)

Music has seven letters, writing has twenty-six notes.

There aren't nearly enough crutches for all the lame excuses in the world.

The lab has analyzed your samples and the test-results are in: you are the ocean.

That's when the turtles came a-knocking.

 

and of course...

SQUEE!

how do you feel knowing there is a whole album of

apparatjik music ready and waiting for you to hear?

:dance: :dance:
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Aw Lauren I sat and copy/pasted loads of their Datascroll quotes late last night and didn't see half of the quotes you got...I love the turtle one :lol: and I saw the one about the amount of work to finish by the end of the year and that made me squee! - I hope they're talking about music-type work :D

 

..I've got a bloody great big txt file of them...I need to check thru for any duplicates and then I'll upload the file. But til then here's some good 'uns...

 

* Would you like a silencer for that mouth?

 

* I just can't give you a bigger no.

 

* Enjoy the pixelation.

 

* We are merely responding to what you, the people, want.

 

* Now, Magne wants my spelling mistake to be left in. The spelling of Copenhagen. Up to you. I'm 50/50.

 

this one made me think of ickle Jonas...very Mew-like randomness...

 

* My talking window wonders why; it speaks to me at night and sighs; it asks me things, then says goodnight; it's cold out there, but damp inside.

 

..and these three made me think of Mr Berryman...

 

* these cigarettes came pre-smoked

 

* The iPod shuffles in a very suspicious manner...

 

* Ideas, Ideas, Ideas for book.

 

and after I'd been watching the datascroll for half an hour...

 

* Addictive - isn't it? :laugh3:

'These ciagarettes came pre-smoked'

 

??? :inquisitive: .................Sure Guy!

 

:P

 

THose are all great!! im not sure about a whole apparatjik album yet, but i seriously dont know what these boys might up their sleeves :lol:

:laugh3:

the datascroll is addicting

Aw Lauren I sat and copy/pasted loads of their Datascroll quotes late last night and didn't see half of the quotes you got...I love the turtle one :lol: and I saw the one about the amount of work to finish by the end of the year and that made me squee! - I hope they're talking about music-type work :D

 

..I've got a bloody great big txt file of them...I need to check thru for any duplicates and then I'll upload the file. But til then here's some good 'uns...

 

* Would you like a silencer for that mouth?

 

* I just can't give you a bigger no.

 

* Enjoy the pixelation.

 

* We are merely responding to what you, the people, want.

 

* Now, Magne wants my spelling mistake to be left in. The spelling of Copenhagen. Up to you. I'm 50/50.

 

this one made me think of ickle Jonas...very Mew-like randomness...

 

* My talking window wonders why; it speaks to me at night and sighs; it asks me things, then says goodnight; it's cold out there, but damp inside.

 

..and these three made me think of Mr Berryman...

 

* these cigarettes came pre-smoked

 

* The iPod shuffles in a very suspicious manner...

 

* Ideas, Ideas, Ideas for book.

 

and after I'd been watching the datascroll for half an hour...

 

* Addictive - isn't it? :laugh3:

 

haha how funny that you got that one paula. :lol:

 

yah i saw some of the ones that you put, but i didnt copy them, so maybe they did overlap a little. it's weird that you didnt see any of mine though :thinking:

more good datascroll~~

 

 

The person you love is 72.8% water. (that's actually really weird to think about....)

 

I am not a man who is cheered by drink. I don’t sing or make jokes or chase girls, nor do I stagger or speak thickly; I become remote – possibly somewhat glassy-eyed. But I do manage to blunt the edge of that heavy axe that seems always to be chopping away at the roots of my being. (this one still gets me. it makes me think of guy. and it's sort of depressing :()

 

We are merely responding to what you, the people, want.

 

Look kids, the sun is up - do you know what this means!? :lol:

 

Everyone says fuck you but no one keeps their word.

(ok boys lets keep our word then :sneaky)

 

Do you know what I mean? Because I don't.

 

You have to let go.

 

Sometimes I will have an idea for something and don't do anything about it. Quite often I notice a little later that someone else has had the same idea - AND has done something about it. The conclusion is that it was never my idea as such. Ideas do not belong to anyone. They visit, and

move on if we are unresponsive.

 

Let’s all go to Vermont.

:lol: so random

 

I am half of us. :heart:

 

My filing system is stronger than your mom. :thinking:

 

We'd be happy to make you happy.

 

Stop looking. You have found me.

 

I ran up the stairs. But first I stood and considered things. I then ran up the stairs. (Guy)

 

This makes me pull my hair out. -Pulling my hair out makes my hairdresser unhappy.

 

Take me to your leader! Failing that, take me to bed and let's make hybrids.

:wink3: yes sir!

 

Yes. Well, sort of.

 

Wait. go. no, wait. go!

more good datascroll~~

 

 

The person you love is 72.8% water. (that's actually really weird to think about....)

 

I am not a man who is cheered by drink. I don’t sing or make jokes or chase girls, nor do I stagger or speak thickly; I become remote – possibly somewhat glassy-eyed. But I do manage to blunt the edge of that heavy axe that seems always to be chopping away at the roots of my being. (this one still gets me. it makes me think of guy. and it's sort of depressing :()

 

We are merely responding to what you, the people, want.

 

Look kids, the sun is up - do you know what this means!? :lol:

 

Everyone says fuck you but no one keeps their word.

(ok boys lets keep our word then :sneaky)

 

Do you know what I mean? Because I don't.

 

You have to let go.

 

Sometimes I will have an idea for something and don't do anything about it. Quite often I notice a little later that someone else has had the same idea - AND has done something about it. The conclusion is that it was never my idea as such. Ideas do not belong to anyone. They visit, and

move on if we are unresponsive.

 

Let’s all go to Vermont.

:lol: so random

 

I am half of us. :heart:

 

My filing system is stronger than your mom. :thinking:

 

We'd be happy to make you happy.

 

Stop looking. You have found me.

 

I ran up the stairs. But first I stood and considered things. I then ran up the stairs. (Guy)

 

This makes me pull my hair out. -Pulling my hair out makes my hairdresser unhappy.

 

Take me to your leader! Failing that, take me to bed and let's make hybrids.

:wink3: yes sir!

 

Yes. Well, sort of.

 

Wait. go. no, wait. go!

 

 

 

 

 

:laugh3: these are great!!

 

that one is :sneaky: o my! hybrids?! :wacko: WHAT?! :lol:

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I just got this one...

 

I fucking quit.

I have had enough.

I know other people can view the webcast, but it’s not working for me.

I have tried all the instructions.

I am really frustrated and angry.

I only want it because I can’t have it.

Of course.

 

omg there's sooo many I get different ones every day..:stunned:

Take me to your leader! Failing that, take me to bed and let's make hybrids.

:wink3: yes sir!

Hybrids? wtf?!!! :laugh3:

I just got this one...

 

 

 

omg there's sooo many I get different ones every day..:stunned:

 

yah i know me too! back when it first started it was like 10 or 15 over and over, but now there are so many! and i too get new ones all the time

New myspace background, love it :wacky:

 

myspacebgj.th.jpg

 

now..what about a new song guys? :D

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New myspace background, love it :wacky:

 

myspacebgj.th.jpg

 

now..what about a new song guys? :D

 

OMG I love you Denise - I spotted this an hour ago, was just about to save it then I had visitors at the door and by the time they'd gone, so had the photo :( But you posted it here....you beautiful creature :kiss:

 

It's a lovely photo isn't it..? Even though they are wearing hideous jackets...:lol:

 

They're online right now, so hopefully there'll be other changes too *fingers crossed*

AWESOME pic!!! So now are they going to do the Olympics?!! XD

:lol:

 

That pic is fantastic!! :wideeyed:

We'd seen that before right?? Only super small and blurry?? :thinking:

 

Anyways, thank you so SO much for posting it Denise :kiss:

 

Mr B looks hot even in that hideous jacket :wink3:

 

EDIT:

I just did some stalking at the photographer's site and even though i found no apparatpics :disappointed: there are a few of A-ha... aparently the same photographer worked with them on the Analogue album.... so as usual, Mags seem to be the conection there :dozey:

just in time to see the background and post a comment oh their board!

They're foxy! :sneaky:

 

They all look very very good in that pic...especially Mr.B.! :rolleyes:

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@Pris - yeah, we've seen the pixelated version before. It's the ms background pic, but for a little while today the background wasn't pixelated. I dunno if they meant to do it, or if someone messed up...:\

 

Nice stalking btw :D

 

Hey I wonder if we could decode their jackets using the X&Y code ..? :laugh3: ;)

Hey i'm always willing to do some online stalking :P

 

You can go ahead and try to decode it Paula, i'll pass on that one :lol:

New myspace background, love it :wacky:

 

myspacebgj.th.jpg

 

now..what about a new song guys? :D

 

I BOW TO YOU DENISE!!! :wacky: :wacky: :wacky: THANK YOU THANKYOU!!!!:kiss:

 

 

:bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

 

 

THATS RIGHT GUY IN THE FRONT AND CENTER LOOKING IRRESISTABLE!!!!! :sweatdrop:

New myspace background, love it :wacky:

 

myspacebgj.th.jpg

 

now..what about a new song guys? :D

 

:escaping:

 

just coming in from the Berry thread to comment on this HOTTTTTTT pic. :sweatdrop: good lord Guy is beautiful!

EDIT:

I just did some stalking at the photographer's site and even though i found no apparatpics :disappointed: there are a few of A-ha... aparently the same photographer worked with them on the Analogue album.... so as usual, Mags seem to be the conection there :dozey:

:lol: I did the same, with no luck :disappointed:

 

But you need to thank Micky for she found out they changed (even if only for a short time) the background pic, I just saved it and rushed here to post it, cause I know we're all suffering withdrawals and everything would do..but we need more than this, especially after the full album hint, the guys must give us something more :whip:

New myspace background, love it :wacky:

 

myspacebgj.th.jpg

 

now..what about a new song guys? :D

:pleased:

The best remedy for annoying fever & sore throat! :sick2:

^^ thanks to Micky then :nice: !!!!im so glad we got it b4 they took it off!

 

 

and

^^poor Abby!!! :hug: feel better, look through your Guy pics, it always helps me :P

Ohh... nooo... Ab your ill?? :\

Take care of yourself, hope you feel better soon :hug: :kiss:

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