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Apparatjik

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noup, the right combination should be this one :P:

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hahaha I love you guys..:heart:

Hehehe I knew that chick smilie would come in handy eventually :P

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I couldn't let goop get away with snubbing mew....

 

RT goopblog #FF @coldplay @aha_com @magnef @apparatjik @musewire @MrPeterAndre @DitaVonTeese etc - You forgot @mewwire too goop :-)

 

:angry:

:lol: Well done Paula, we'll see if we get a tweet from that soon :D

 

Oh, and I'm gonna add 09.09.09 to my sig, but now I wanna change my entire sig as well :P

hahaha I love you guys..:heart:

We love you too! :cheesy:

 

Oh, and I'm gonna add 09.09.09 to my sig, but now I wanna change my entire sig as well :P

Until now I realized that all the places where you have seen Coldplay start with and "H"... :thinking:do you think they'll play here if we change the name to "Huadalajara"? or "Héxico"?:laugh3:

Thanks! :D

I included apparatchick.com too! :smug:

We love you too! :cheesy:

 

Until now I realized that all the places where you have seen Coldplay start with and "H"... :thinking:do you think they'll play here if we change the name to "Huadalajara"? or "Héxico"?:laugh3:

Hehehe, yeah, I hadn't noticed that until I made my siggy... I was like... "Huh, that's weird!!" :lol:

 

Hahahahaha, Huadalajara! :lol: :lol: :lol: Or maybe they'll go to Hidalgo :wacko:

Oh! Hildago! :cool:

 

... oh god, are we THAT desperate? :shame:

I know I am!! :wacko:

 

 

 

 

 

:(

 

Ok, that's it of the Coldplay-needs-to-come-to-latinamerica talk.... This is the Apparat-thread! :snobby:

Let's throw some ideas... what do you girls think will happen on 09.09.09???

 

I think they'll give everysingle one of us Apparatchicks a baby chick :wacky:

Yes! no more Latin America off-topic talk *cough*here*cough*

 

 

Awww a baby chick! :blush:

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Well, personally I'm hoping it's an announcement that Apparatjik are supporting Coldplay @LCCC in Manchester, cos Jay Z has broken his leg...but that's just my wild, crazy fantasies...

 

Seriously tho...I wonder if Start. Journey. No Prior Records means they are starting afresh on some new music...abandoning the previous tracks and changing direction.

 

I don't think they'll be an album just yet...but maybe it could be an EP...or an exhibition or something...

 

God, I've just thought - what if 090909 brings an announcement that they are all quitting their main bands and doing Apparatjik full time...!!!! Eeek!

Well, personally I'm hoping it's an announcement that Apparatjik are supporting Coldplay @LCCC in Manchester, cos Jay Z has broken his leg...but that's just my wild, crazy fantasies...

 

Seriously tho...I wonder if Start. Journey. No Prior Records means they are starting afresh on some new music...abandoning the previous tracks and changing direction.

 

I don't think they'll be an album just yet...but maybe it could be an EP...or an exhibition or something...

 

God, I've just thought - what if 090909 brings an announcement that they are all quitting their main bands and doing Apparatjik full time...!!!! Eeek!

:stunned: Why would you even say that??!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! :bigcry:

I love the Apparatjik random crazyness, but I love their dayjobs even more :heart: so that last idea better not be what's happening :angry: :whip:

 

I'm not sure if an album is something they would do.... they're so weird :mad: or at least what we see as a conventional album is something that I just don't see them doing. If anything an EP sounds a bit more like them or maybe just have an "album" available for download on their site. I highly doubt they're in it for the money :rolleyes: so no harm for them in doing that :P

God, I've just thought - what if 090909 brings an announcement that they are all quitting their main bands and doing Apparatjik full time...!!!! Eeek!

 

Don't say that Paula! :inquisitive:... :bigcry:

 

Knowing the boys they don't seem to want Apparatjik to become "big", so i agree with the "no-album" part... maybe new stuff for the chicks, a few more songs and pics :D

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A digital d/load mini-album or ep definately sounds more likely, I like that idea....either for free or maybe for charity again...*fingers crossed*

 

I do think they'll be a new, better design on the websites..I get the sense they are 'starting again' with the sites...doing something different..:thinking:

 

I wonder if they've abandoned the whole Phyllis Gap etc thing..? Or if those profiles will get changed too..

Mmmm.... good question :thinking: They haven't even logged in to their "alter-ego" profiles in a while, and if they're starting new, that probably wouldn't fit with their new and shiny selves..... but then again I don't see them loosing their will to mess with us, so who knows? :whaaat:

 

I do agree with you on the changes made to their official site, specially 'cause the countdown ends with Apparatjik.com 09.09.09, which to me says the changes will be either on the official page, or presented to the world in just that site... :thinking:

So...

 

I had this dream last night where, apparently, I was at the mysterious studio of Apparatjik.

 

Dunno...I've been trying to type it down since I logged in hours ago, but my internet connection keeps fucking it up whenever I click "Submit Reply"...weird!

 

Anyway...

I was standing at this small room which looked as if someone hasn't finished painting it yet, then it turned out to be a studio...the Apparatjik studio.

How did I know this...well, it's a silly dream you silly people! Never question the mighty logic of the "Land Of Dreams".

Anyway, I went right to the control keyboard thingie & I found nothing, I thought "bastards!".

Then I turned around & I found a table with lots of painting cans on top of it.

I went over them trying to find something interesting...& YES!!!

I found pink gloves...lots of pink gloves, dunno why I got excited by that though!

So, I stayed there waiting for Martin Terefe (:thinking:) to show up, but of course he didn't...& I woke up after that.

 

The End. :D

It was a horrid mix between pink, green & yellow!!! :lol:

I think that's what you get from looking at their current bizzare backgrounds too much! :dizzy2:

Especially this one:

http://www.apparatjik.com/resources/img/css/04.jpg

Or maybe cuz I've been eating too much ice cream lately...sugar rush iz awzum! :drunk:

I know I am!! :wacko:

 

 

 

 

 

:(

 

Ok, that's it of the Coldplay-needs-to-come-to-latinamerica talk.... This is the Apparat-thread! :snobby:

Let's throw some ideas... what do you girls think will happen on 09.09.09???

 

I think they'll give everysingle one of us Apparatchicks a baby chick :wacky:

 

haha :lol:

that would be the best present :wink3:

 

Well, personally I'm hoping it's an announcement that Apparatjik are supporting Coldplay @LCCC in Manchester, cos Jay Z has broken his leg...but that's just my wild, crazy fantasies...

 

Seriously tho...I wonder if Start. Journey. No Prior Records means they are starting afresh on some new music...abandoning the previous tracks and changing direction.

 

I don't think they'll be an album just yet...but maybe it could be an EP...or an exhibition or something...

 

God, I've just thought - what if 090909 brings an announcement that they are all quitting their main bands and doing Apparatjik full time...!!!! Eeek!

 

i have a feeling it's going to be something creative and unexpected.

but who knows. :shrug:

Anyway, I went right to the control keyboard thingie & I found nothing, I thought "bastards!".

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

That was a cool-weird dream! :lol:

They've changed the countdown words on Apparatjik.com into:

 

15 Missing Puzzle Pieces

5 Lost Wallets

49 Lebensmittelgeschäfts

16 Bureaucratic Fluffers (or 1 Bacon Lip Balm)

eww bacon lip balm? :sick:

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