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Apparatjik

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Ooh good idea Lauren...of course it should be there! You'll have to find it for me again cos I'm bone idle :P

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Ah brilliant - Thanks Catherine :D

 

I'd forgotten how funny these were...:lol:

 

Appara-holic~(ap/par/at/haul/ik)~(n):

A.K.A. Paula.

Someone who is majorly obsessed with Apparatjik.

 

I may have to adapt a few..like take my name out this one :P

 

Lauren, is this the complete list..? Is there any more? Or doesn't anyone else want to add any new ones :D I won't be able to stick it on appchick.com til the w/end.

 

Oh and the other thing I've been meaning to ask all you chicks - lyrics to 4Could Keep A Secret... I've never been able to decipher them completely so if anyone else can have a listen and work the missing words out, I'ds love them forever..:)

 

http://www.apparatchick.com/lyrics.html

Ooh good idea Lauren...of course it should be there! You'll have to find it for me again cos I'm bone idle :P

 

:thumbsup:

 

Not sure which page it is in this thread, but here it is on LiveJournal:

 

http://community.livejournal.com/magne_f/24255.html#cutid1

 

It may not be the most current version though? :)

 

you put it on livejournal? :wacko:

*is flattered*

:nice:

 

Ah brilliant - Thanks Catherine :D

 

I'd forgotten how funny these were...:lol:

 

 

 

I may have to adapt a few..like take my name out this one :P

 

Lauren, is this the complete list..? Is there any more? Or doesn't anyone else want to add any new ones :D I won't be able to stick it on appchick.com til the w/end.

 

Oh and the other thing I've been meaning to ask all you chicks - lyrics to 4Could Keep A Secret... I've never been able to decipher them completely so if anyone else can have a listen and work the missing words out, I'ds love them forever..:)

 

http://www.apparatchick.com/lyrics.html

 

that one catherine posted seems relatively complete, but i'll go back and make sure.

the last page i remember it being on was on page 38. but i'll see if it's after that at all.

and yah, feel free to edit/add what ever you like :D

 

and about the lyrics......

the best i can decifer it as is:

 

" (what?) does it take to suffer the beat that you would so call?"

- OR -

" (dont?) hesitate to suffer the beat that you would so call"

 

but the first one sounds a little more like what they say, even though neither of them make any sense. :P

 

then:

 

"little worry you secret is safe with me"

 

 

 

that's the best i got.

ok im pretty sure this is the complete one

 

 

 

THE APPARICTIONARY

 

Ab-aratjik~(ab/buh/rat/jik)~(n):

A.K.A. Ab.

We're all so very jealous of Ab's wonderful name malleability. :dozey:

 

Appara-holic~(ap/par/at/haul/ik)~(n):

A.K.A. Paula.

Someone who is majorly obsessed with Apparatjik.

 

Apparat-acle~(ap/par/at/ak/ull)~(n):

A.K.A. Paula's position.

The Apparatjik version of Coldplay's "The Oracle."

 

Apparat-cheeky~(ap/par/at/chee/kee)~(adj):

To be cheeky in a way similar to Apparatjik's cheekiness.

When Apparatjik is cheeky.

 

Apparat-chick(s)~(ap/par/at/chik)~(n):

The female fans of the group "Apparatjik."

 

Apparatgift(s)~(ap/par/at/gift)~(n):

Songs, videos, pictures, tweets....any type of gift from Apparatjik.

 

Apparatjized~(ap/par/at/jahy/zd)~(adj):

The state of being in Apparatjik context.

 

Apparatjoke~(ap/par/at/joke)~(n):

Similar to Apparatrick.

 

Apparatology or Apparatsics~(ap/par/at/tall/oh/gee);(ap/par/at/siks)~(n):

The study of Apparatjik.

 

Apparatop Friend~(ap/par/at/top/frend)~(n):

A.K.A Liz (who was at one point one of Apparatjik's Top Friends on Myspace).

Someone who earns the honor of being listed as one of Apparatjik's Top Friends on Myspace.

 

Apparatpic(s)~(ap/par/at/pik)~(n):

Pictures of/from Apparatjik.

 

Apparatrack(s)~(ap/par/at/trak)~(n):

Tracks (songs) made by Apparatjik.

 

Apparatrick(s)~(ap/par/at/trik)~(n):

Clues/surprises created by Apparatjik to entertain the Apparat-chicks/keep them guessing.

 

Apparatvid(s)~(ap/par/at/vid)~(n):

A video from Apparatjik.

 

Apparatweet(s)~(ap/par/at/tweet)~(n):

A "tweet" from Apparatjik's Twitter.

 

Apparesent(s)~(ap/par/ez/ent)~(n):

See "Apparatgifts."

 

Apparictionary~(ap/par/ik/shun/ary)~(n):

A dictionary of Apparatjized words.

How about an Apparatsign......:wacko:

 

A.K.A. sign Liz made for Apparatjik :smug:

 

 

 

 

 

 

And sorry I suck at deciphering lyrics :disappointed: So what we have is what im hearing in that song as well.

Oh and the other thing I've been meaning to ask all you chicks - lyrics to 4Could Keep A Secret... I've never been able to decipher them completely so if anyone else can have a listen and work the missing words out, I'ds love them forever..:)

 

http://www.apparatchick.com/lyrics.html

I'm gonna listen to it several times more, & post what I could come up with. :D

Although my ears are a bit sicky at the mo...wacky stuff coming out of them. :blank:

ok im pretty sure this is the complete one

 

 

 

THE APPARICTIONARY

 

Ab-aratjik~(ab/buh/rat/jik)~(n):

A.K.A. Ab.

We're all so very jealous of Ab's wonderful name malleability. :dozey:

 

NA NA NA BOO BOO! :p

 

Been a while since I last na-na-na-boo-boo-ed...bahaha! :wacky:

 

*is immature*

 

^^^

:kiss: :whip:

 

I suck at trying to figure out lyrics, so I'm not really sure I'd be that helpful :p, butI'll give it a try! :D

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ok im pretty sure this is the complete one

 

 

 

THE APPARICTIONARY

 

Ab-aratjik~(ab/buh/rat/jik)~(n):

A.K.A. Ab.

We're all so very jealous of Ab's wonderful name malleability. :dozey:

 

Appara-holic~(ap/par/at/haul/ik)~(n):

A.K.A. Paula.

Someone who is majorly obsessed with Apparatjik.

 

Apparat-acle~(ap/par/at/ak/ull)~(n):

A.K.A. Paula's position.

The Apparatjik version of Coldplay's "The Oracle."

 

Apparat-cheeky~(ap/par/at/chee/kee)~(adj):

To be cheeky in a way similar to Apparatjik's cheekiness.

When Apparatjik is cheeky.

 

Apparat-chick(s)~(ap/par/at/chik)~(n):

The female fans of the group "Apparatjik."

 

Apparatgift(s)~(ap/par/at/gift)~(n):

Songs, videos, pictures, tweets....any type of gift from Apparatjik.

 

Apparatjized~(ap/par/at/jahy/zd)~(adj):

The state of being in Apparatjik context.

 

Apparatjoke~(ap/par/at/joke)~(n):

Similar to Apparatrick.

 

Apparatology or Apparatsics~(ap/par/at/tall/oh/gee);(ap/par/at/siks)~(n):

The study of Apparatjik.

 

Apparatop Friend~(ap/par/at/top/frend)~(n):

A.K.A Liz (who was at one point one of Apparatjik's Top Friends on Myspace).

Someone who earns the honor of being listed as one of Apparatjik's Top Friends on Myspace.

 

Apparatpic(s)~(ap/par/at/pik)~(n):

Pictures of/from Apparatjik.

 

Apparatrack(s)~(ap/par/at/trak)~(n):

Tracks (songs) made by Apparatjik.

 

Apparatrick(s)~(ap/par/at/trik)~(n):

Clues/surprises created by Apparatjik to entertain the Apparat-chicks/keep them guessing.

 

Apparatvid(s)~(ap/par/at/vid)~(n):

A video from Apparatjik.

 

Apparatweet(s)~(ap/par/at/tweet)~(n):

A "tweet" from Apparatjik's Twitter.

 

Apparesent(s)~(ap/par/ez/ent)~(n):

See "Apparatgifts."

 

Apparictionary~(ap/par/ik/shun/ary)~(n):

A dictionary of Apparatjized words.

 

Great - I shall add later tonight hopefully :D Thanks

 

How about an Apparatsign......:wacko:

 

A.K.A. sign Liz made for Apparatjik :smug:

 

I'll add that to the list if you post me the photo of the sign you made & I'll add that too :P

 

I think we should include some of the things Apparatchicks have done too...it's not all about the lads ;)

 

Although my ears are a bit sicky at the mo...wacky stuff coming out of them. :blank:

 

well, if you put wacky stuff in (ie Apparatracks)....you get wacky stuff out :P

 

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-boo!

:lol:

I said nothing :angel:

So an Apparatjik album! That's going to really really interesting.

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So an Apparatjik album! That's going to really really interesting.

 

Who said an album....do you have insider information..? :inquisitive:

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@ Miss Abeer

 

Ab-aratjik~(ab/buh/rat/jik)~(n):

A.K.A. Ab.

We're all so very jealous of Ab's wonderful name malleability

 

Are you happy for me to include this one on the website..?

hello chicks! :D

I forgot to tell you that the week that the itunes store was launched here in Mexico, as a good chick, one of the first songs I bought was Ferreting :smug:

 

Oh and the other thing I've been meaning to ask all you chicks - lyrics to 4Could Keep A Secret... I've never been able to decipher them completely so if anyone else can have a listen and work the missing words out, I'ds love them forever..:)

 

http://www.apparatchick.com/lyrics.html

*listens to the song*

Sorry... I suck at this things too:disappointed:

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You're all hopeless..bad chicks :whip:

 

 

:P

 

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anyway Apparictionary added..plus a few other little bits n pieces..

^^^

:kiss: :whip:

:hug::whip:

well, if you put wacky stuff in (ie Apparatracks)....you get wacky stuff out :P

 

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-boo!

:lol:

 

Bastards!

I knew they're gonna hurt me at some point, I was hoping for another kind of hurting though! :drunk:

So an Apparatjik album! That's going to really really interesting.

Lol, what is it with new poeple popping in & saying there will be a new album?!

Hope you're right though.

@ Miss Abeer

Ab-aratjik~(ab/buh/rat/jik)~(n):

A.K.A. Ab.

We're all so very jealous of Ab's wonderful name malleability

Are you happy for me to include this one on the website..?

Umm...no, because you didn't! :P

I don't think I should be included anyway, only TEH Apparatcle should be there. :D

Oh...my attempt with the lyrics btw was FAILsome! :wacky:

You must be so pwoud, Paula! :P

 

Only thing I deciphered though is that the song might be about RoboGuy threatening to kill the other 3 if they tell anyone that Guy is a robot, hence the song title.

 

:escaping:

 

*runs & hides*

Great - I shall add later tonight hopefully :D Thanks

 

 

 

I'll add that to the list if you post me the photo of the sign you made & I'll add that too :P

 

I think we should include some of the things Apparatchicks have done too...it's not all about the lads ;)

 

 

ah, i like this idea.

well what all can we put that's about us?

p.s. a synonym for apparatracks could be apparatunes :wacko:

or have we already come up with that one :inquisitive:

 

You're all hopeless..bad chicks :whip:

 

 

:P

 

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anyway Apparictionary added..plus a few other little bits n pieces..

 

HEY! i tried! was i wrong??

:mean:

 

Oh...my attempt with the lyrics btw was FAILsome! :wacky:

You must be so pwoud, Paula! :P

 

Only thing I deciphered though is that the song might be about RoboGuy threatening to kill the other 3 if they tell anyone that Guy is a robot, hence the song title.

 

:escaping:

 

*runs & hides*

 

i was going to whip you for your punishment, but i know you like that, so....

*forces Ab to celebrate people's birthdays*

:evil:

NOOOOO!

I HATEZ BIWTHDAYZ!!!!11

 

*hides behind RoboGuy*

:wreck:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:dead:

Can I just say THAT SMILIE IS AWESOME!

I say it can haz a lash! :cheesy:

 

:wtf::whip:

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