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Apparatjik

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:hug:

 

& they have 6 backgrounds that I've seen so far. Here's a direct linkie:

http://www.apparatjik.com/resources/img/css/01.jpg

Just change 01.jpg to 02.jpg & so on.

Huh, I don't think I ever paid much attention to #3... what's with the kids and the baby crib? :confused:

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Weird... I just tried to post here and I ended up in the Mew thread :shrug:

 

anyway... I agree, it looks a bit like Jonas :thinking:

 

and... Ups, I forgot to introduce myself:shame:... I'm Arantza :) welcome Nina ;)

:huh:

 

WTF?? :dizzy:

09.09.09 is when this guy...

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... comes to do a signing of a dvd where i live. When i saw that i was like "maybe that's what they're celebrating..." !!!

welcome Nina, nice to see you here :nice:

Hi ! I'm new here I've been reading this thread for quite a while and i entered the forum cauz i found someething that might interest you !!

It's from a interview of Magne for a magazine in norway (it's google-translated so not so great...) here's a quote :

 

"- Have you started the band with Coldplay bassist Guy Berryman and Mew-vocalist Jonas Bjerre?

- You aim to Apparatjik? Well, currently we are first and foremost a ski-collective. But it is starting to grow an exciting musical collaboration. Fourth Man is the producer-virtuoso Martin Terefe. It is pig fat.

- Over you lot together?

- Hey, keep your pantyhose on! Now it's a-ha, then we'll take Apparatjik later. Unlike the other bands we are in, Apparatjik a band with minimal storage and maximum buoyancy. We have already made a lot of cool things together, from music to amateur videos, more or less intelligible art projects and network mazes. The funny thing about this project is that everyone's charging batteries, and we already have an offer from the international record label, and a killer management in place. "

 

http://translate.google.fr/translate?prev=hp&hl=fr&js=y&u=http%3A%2F%2Fmassiv.no%2Fmusikk%2Fmagne-furuholmen-klar-for-take-off&sl=no&tl=en&history_state0=

 

:D:D:D this is great news! Thank you Nina : ) Im Liz .....even though I haven't been on here in a while :uhoh:

 

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likes....

:wacky:

 

luv the "1..2..3..TULTA MUNILLE..!" in your title Paula :lol:

 

Sooner or later ill add those apparatjik jerks back to my siggy, avi, something or another, since they seem to be getting their act together lately ;)

Hooray for new Apparat-news :)

Thanks Nina...

Huh, I don't think I ever paid much attention to #3... what's with the kids and the baby crib? :confused:

Hahaha!!!

I thought it was a trolley until you pointed out the kiddo & the crib! :laugh3:

This one has some writings:

http://www.apparatjik.com/resources/img/css/05.jpg

Apparat-kids ;)

 

Josie & all the girls have had makeovers too...now they all live in Copenhagen, Denmark :D

 

http://www.myspace.com/josiea

 

http://www.myspace.com/phyllisgap

 

http://www.myspace.com/constancehurt

 

http://www.myspace.com/annhulleight

 

http://www.myspace.com/helhighwater

I really hope all this :dizzy2: will be for something worth it!

They've changed the countdown words on Apparatjik.com into:

 

15 Missing Puzzle Pieces

5 Lost Wallets

49 Lebensmittelgeschäfts

16 Bureaucratic Fluffers (or 1 Bacon Lip Balm)

 

:lol:

eeeewwww how the hell do they think up that shit?? :lol:

 

What's Tulta Munille..? :\

 

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And they have a friend called Apollo making test comments at the bottom of the page...wonder what they are up to...;)

 

Apollo's ms page is outland09 http://www.myspace.com/outland09

 

ohh, i like that picture. the colors are pretty. :wacky:

 

Tulta munille = A Finnish battle cry...means "Fire at their balls"

 

Please don't click this link if you're under sixteen...cos I'll never forgive myself..:P

 

 

 

crap, haha i had to go erase that from my history after watching it...:uhoh:

:lol:

 

Hi ! I'm new here I've been reading this thread for quite a while and i entered the forum cauz i found someething that might interest you !!

It's from a interview of Magne for a magazine in norway (it's google-translated so not so great...) here's a quote :

 

"- Have you started the band with Coldplay bassist Guy Berryman and Mew-vocalist Jonas Bjerre?

- You aim to Apparatjik? Well, currently we are first and foremost a ski-collective. But it is starting to grow an exciting musical collaboration. Fourth Man is the producer-virtuoso Martin Terefe. It is pig fat.

- Over you lot together?

- Hey, keep your pantyhose on! Now it's a-ha, then we'll take Apparatjik later. Unlike the other bands we are in, Apparatjik a band with minimal storage and maximum buoyancy. We have already made a lot of cool things together, from music to amateur videos, more or less intelligible art projects and network mazes. The funny thing about this project is that everyone's charging batteries, and we already have an offer from the international record label, and a killer management in place. "

 

http://translate.google.fr/translate?prev=hp&hl=fr&js=y&u=http%3A%2F%2Fmassiv.no%2Fmusikk%2Fmagne-furuholmen-klar-for-take-off&sl=no&tl=en&history_state0=

 

welcome Nina! Im Lauren :D

thanks for the info!

 

:hug:

 

& they have 6 backgrounds that I've seen so far. Here's a direct linkie:

http://www.apparatjik.com/resources/img/css/01.jpg

Just change 01.jpg to 02.jpg & so on.

 

 

:lol: haha what the fuck???

03.jpg

:laugh3:

who ever that is in that picture isnt even laying in the crib! they're laying on the railing :lol:

that picture is so random i just cant hold myself together! burst out laughing when i saw it :lol:

im having fun imagining it's one of the Apparat-men :sneaky:

:lol:

 

The youtube channel has the cot picture too

 

http://www.youtube.com/user/apparatjik

 

woah! i didnt know they had a youtube!

Paula you're the only good chick! :lol: you're the only subscriber! that's hilarious!

*goes to subscribe*

:escaping:

however, I'm sure there will be many a chick willing to fire things at the Apparatjik's..ahem..if we don't get at least a new track at the end of all this teasing... *wink*

best part of the news and so damn true :laugh3::laugh3:

woah! i didnt know they had a youtube!

Paula you're the only good chick! :lol: you're the only subscriber! that's hilarious!

*goes to subscribe*

:escaping:

I felt guilty after reading that, so I subscribed aswell :P

best part of the news and so damn true :laugh3::laugh3:

The boys don't know who they're messing with :sneaky:

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woah! i didnt know they had a youtube!

Paula you're the only good chick! you're the only subscriber! that's hilarious!

*goes to subscribe*

 

omg was I? jeez...I'm such a loser :shame:

 

best part of the news and so damn true :laugh3::laugh3:

 

hehe pretty soon I'll be selling apparatchick.com branded long-range catapults for everyone...if we don't get an album in Sept, they'd gonna need some of the those protection things that cricketers wear.. ;)

 

 

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ps has anyone with a ms profile tried sending them a comment lately...? I'm too chicken-shit to do it..

Hi ! I'm new here I've been reading this thread for quite a while and i entered the forum cauz i found someething that might interest you !!

It's from a interview of Magne for a magazine in norway (it's google-translated so not so great...) here's a quote :

 

"- Have you started the band with Coldplay bassist Guy Berryman and Mew-vocalist Jonas Bjerre?

- You aim to Apparatjik? Well, currently we are first and foremost a ski-collective. But it is starting to grow an exciting musical collaboration. Fourth Man is the producer-virtuoso Martin Terefe. It is pig fat.

- Over you lot together?

- Hey, keep your pantyhose on! Now it's a-ha, then we'll take Apparatjik later. Unlike the other bands we are in, Apparatjik a band with minimal storage and maximum buoyancy. We have already made a lot of cool things together, from music to amateur videos, more or less intelligible art projects and network mazes. The funny thing about this project is that everyone's charging batteries, and we already have an offer from the international record label, and a killer management in place. "

 

http://translate.google.fr/translate?prev=hp&hl=fr&js=y&u=http%3A%2F%2Fmassiv.no%2Fmusikk%2Fmagne-furuholmen-klar-for-take-off&sl=no&tl=en&history_state0=

 

Welcome Nina! ;)

 

Here is a link to the original article from MASSIV Magazine:

 

http://massiv.no/musikk/magne-furuholmen-klar-for-take-off

 

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Liking the shiny suit! :cool:

 

Anyway, the Google translation above seemed slightly garbled ("It is a pig fat" made me laugh LOL), so I asked if any of my Norwegian friends could provide a closer translation. Here is what they gave me:

 

-Have you formed a band with Coldplay-bassist Guy Berryman and Mew-vocalist Jonas Bjerre?

 

- You're referring to Apparatjik? Well, so far we're first and foremost a skiing-collective. But an exciting musical collaboration is starting to form. The fourth guy is producer-virtuoso Martin Terefe. It will be awesome.

 

- Do you spend much time working together?

 

- Hey, keep your pantyhose on! The current subject is a-ha, we'll talk about Apparatjik at a later stage. Unlike the other bands we are part of, Apparatjik is a band that has a minimal amount of baggage and a maximum amount of buoyancy. We have already made a lot of cool stuff together, from music to amateur videos, to more or less intelligible art projects and internet labyrinths. The fun thing about this project is that it's recharging all our batteries, and we already have an offer from an international record company and a killer management in place.

 

I like the term 'internet labyrinths' - he couldn't very well refer to the Apparat-dictionary just then to find the more common 'Apparat-tricks' I guess :laugh3:

 

An offer from an international record company? :wink3:

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Hmm yeah..I think we are all very well acquainted with those 'internet labyrinths'...:thinking:

 

The "more or less intelligible art projects" interests me...cos apart from a few cleverly scrambled photos and some computer graphic logos..what have we seen so far in the way of 'art'..? And is it their art or someone else's art...grr they are so frustrating...;)

 

btw, thanks for seeking out a better translation Catherine...google translator sucks sometimes..

Yeah I wondered about the art projects thing too and thought maybe he meant the stuff they did related to videos and such...but he mentioned videos too separately so it couldn't be that :confused:

 

But hey, only 14 days until 09.09.09! So looking forward to it :)

 

Anyway, the Google translation above seemed slightly garbled ("It is a pig fat" made me laugh LOL), so I asked if any of my Norwegian friends could provide a closer translation. Here is what they gave me:....

 

Thanks for translation! :D

I wish the interviewer asked a little more about Apparatjik after Magne mentioned the " offer from an international record company and a killer management in place.":\

ah thanks Catherine for the better translation. muchhhh better :D

 

 

i also subscribed to their youtube account :uhoh: why don't they put their songs up or soemthing.....it basically just has a background :lol::angry:

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Well, it didn't even used to have the background...it was just grey before...

 

at least they now have some subscriber and the background..:D

Hahahaha, that's sad :lol:

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