April 23, 200917 yr You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl You: lol Stranger: what? You: lol Stranger: lol You: lol Your conversational partner has disconnected. :P Edit: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hey you like music? You: yes! what music do you like Stranger: Quite a bit actually Stranger: I like Radiohead alot. Oasis, Beck You: Radiohead is my second favorite band and I like Oasis also Stranger: Radiohead is second favorite? Stranger: fuck! Stranger: who's first? You: Coldplay Your conversational partner has disconnected. :laugh3:
April 23, 200917 yr You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl You: lol Stranger: what? You: lol Stranger: lol You: lol Your conversational partner has disconnected. :P Edit: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hey you like music? You: yes! what music do you like Stranger: Quite a bit actually Stranger: I like Radiohead alot. Oasis, Beck You: Radiohead is my second favorite band and I like Oasis also Stranger: Radiohead is second favorite? Stranger: fuck! Stranger: who's first? You: Coldplay Your conversational partner has disconnected. :laugh3: hahaha the second chat is too funny! :lol:
June 14, 200917 yr Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: you owe me for last night ;) You: hi stranger Stranger: *GAAASP* You: owe you? Stranger: you dont remember?? You: lol You: shit You have disconnected.
June 14, 200917 yr You: can't you go to Paris? You: it's a beautiful city. you two could have the time of your life Stranger: Not really, got work, and she has a boyfriend over there You: oh.. that sucks.. Stranger: Yeah Stranger: :( Stranger: so where are you from? You: sweden, you? Stranger: haha läskigt! [haha scary] You: nej? du med? :o [no? you too?] :stunned: :lol:
June 14, 200917 yr i haven't checked that site again nor that thread... so you made any friends there?
June 14, 200917 yr Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: do you like hentai ? ^^ You: No. You're a lonely person, aren't you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: hi You: I can set you up. You: The goods we talked about? Stranger: dont be late this time Stranger: i cant have that shit You: I'm sorry, it was ONE time... You: My mom was in a wreck. Jeez. You: I had to at least PRETEND that I care about her. Stranger: how many kg are we talking about on this one You: 18437123941827391847593485234. Stranger: okay, if any of the apples are bruised, your ass is mine! You: Okay. You: I'll try. This one makes me sad: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ;) Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU LİVE You: I ARE LIVE HERE Stranger: OMEGLE? You: NO You: HERE Stranger: WHER You: HERE You: THERE Stranger: BE A LOT SPECSİFİC Stranger: I BAD GRAMAR You: YOU LIVE I LIVE Stranger: I LIVE JAPAN Stranger: YOU You: JAPAN ARE COLORFUL You: I LIVE YOU Stranger: WE SMART You: YES Stranger: ARE YOU AMERİCAN You: I THINK Stranger: WHERE You: BUT MY PANTS ARE IN THE WAY You: UH Stranger: UTAH You: IN A STATE You: WEST VIRGINIA Stranger: ARE YOU BOY You: NO You: I THINK Stranger: HAHA Stranger: YOU THİNK BUT YOU NOT KNOW? You: I NOT KNOW You: FOR SURE Stranger: U JOKE Stranger: FUNNY You: DO I You: MAYBE Stranger: CHECK YOUR BODY You: WHERE Stranger: PANTS You: MY PANTS ARE IN THE WAY You: AND THEY HAVE LEGS IN THEM Stranger: I KNOW Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A PEACH THER You: lol wut You: NO IS A PINEAPPLE Stranger: İS İT EDİBLE Stranger: HAHA Stranger: I JOKE You: YOU JOKE FUNNY Stranger: THANKS You: WELCOME YOU ARE Stranger: SO YOU AR GIRL You: YES I ARE GIRL Stranger: HOW OLD İS Stranger: YOU PİNEAPPLE You: ARE YOU PINEAPPLE Stranger: NO You: 15 You: I THINK Stranger: IM 17 NOT PINEAPPLE You: IM PINEAPPLE Stranger: GOOD You: REALLY You: IS GOOD Stranger: I DONT KNOW I WANT BE POLITE Stranger: IS NOT GOOD? You: YOU NICE You: IS GOOD Stranger: WHAT YOUR NAME You: NOT SURE You: WHERE I FIND Stranger: I would continue this if you were older tho Stranger: meh You: Nice of you. Stranger: not really :D You: Really. Stranger: at least that wasnt boring was it You: At least you're not a creepy pedophile. And no, it wasn't boring. Stranger: lmao Stranger: encountered pedos? You: Yeah. You: It's fun to screw with their minds. Stranger: hod old? Stranger: how* You: Up to their 40s. You: It's hilarious. Stranger: where are they from usually? You: Pssh. They never say. Stranger: yeah Stranger: 'kay good day to you west virginian pineapple muahahahah Your conversational partner has disconnected.
June 14, 200917 yr Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: . Stranger: .. You: I GET HIGH ON PEPTO BISMOL Stranger: wha You: YES Stranger: c=======3 You: >_> THAT MUST BE ACTUAL SIZE Stranger: it is Stranger: scaled though You: OH OK IT'S SMALLER Stranger: >.> You: :] Stranger: I HAVE BIG PENIS! You: ARE YOU SURE YOUR NOT A WOMAN You: OR ARE YOU BLIND Stranger: eh Your conversational partner has disconnected. :lol:
June 14, 200917 yr Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Is this George W. Vanderbilt? Stranger: nah Your conversational partner has disconnected. Language. =o Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HOW BIG IS YOUR COCK? Stranger: HOW BIG? You: Damn huge. Stranger: I DEMAND ANSWERS! Stranger: HUGE? You: Yes. You: Huge. You: Damn huge. Stranger: SURELY NOT BIGGER THAN MINE! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Mousie, mousie, 1-2-3, who can be as quiet as me? Your conversational partner has disconnected. This guy's a dick: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: -insert old Omegle conversation here. You: I had that conversation. You: It was crazy. Stranger: Riveting. You: CRAZY MAN You: Indeed. You: I enjoy the depth of my conversations here. Stranger: I've talked for hours. You: I try not to. Stranger: What better time, then, to bid you adieu. Your conversational partner has disconnected. =(Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hello. Stranger: how are you You: Fine. You: How are you? Stranger: i am well Stranger: where are you from? You: West Virginia. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
June 15, 200917 yr Stranger: what time is it here? You: 17.37 Stranger: wow, i gotta get to work You: yes, you really should You: hurry! Stranger: i'm running out the door now You: wait! you forgot your lunch! Stranger: thanks, where are my key You: somewhere in the sofa..... um.... You: HERE *throws them* Stranger: shit, see ya! You: bye, honey! Stranger: bye! love ya Your conversational partner has disconnected. :thinking:
June 15, 200917 yr You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: you again, huh? Stranger: what、 You: i recognized your hi... Stranger: hello? You: yeah.. hello... AGAIN! You have disconnected.
June 16, 200917 yr Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i luv sum 41 You: woof Stranger: ^_^ Stranger: i am 9 years old You: i love beirut Stranger: i also luv alice in chains Stranger: and wolfmother You: nobody gives a fuck about your shit music You: =) Stranger: sometimes dragonforce Stranger: o ok ^_^ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
June 16, 200917 yr Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i like coldplay Stranger: awesome Stranger: i like my penis You: why You have disconnected. :dozey:
June 16, 200917 yr This one makes me sad: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ;) Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU LİVE You: I ARE LIVE HERE Stranger: OMEGLE? You: NO You: HERE Stranger: WHER You: HERE You: THERE Stranger: BE A LOT SPECSİFİC Stranger: I BAD GRAMAR You: YOU LIVE I LIVE Stranger: I LIVE JAPAN Stranger: YOU You: JAPAN ARE COLORFUL You: I LIVE YOU Stranger: WE SMART You: YES Stranger: ARE YOU AMERİCAN You: I THINK Stranger: WHERE You: BUT MY PANTS ARE IN THE WAY You: UH Stranger: UTAH You: IN A STATE You: WEST VIRGINIA Stranger: ARE YOU BOY You: NO You: I THINK Stranger: HAHA Stranger: YOU THİNK BUT YOU NOT KNOW? You: I NOT KNOW You: FOR SURE Stranger: U JOKE Stranger: FUNNY You: DO I You: MAYBE Stranger: CHECK YOUR BODY You: WHERE Stranger: PANTS You: MY PANTS ARE IN THE WAY You: AND THEY HAVE LEGS IN THEM Stranger: I KNOW Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A PEACH THER You: lol wut You: NO IS A PINEAPPLE Stranger: İS İT EDİBLE Stranger: HAHA Stranger: I JOKE You: YOU JOKE FUNNY Stranger: THANKS You: WELCOME YOU ARE Stranger: SO YOU AR GIRL You: YES I ARE GIRL Stranger: HOW OLD İS Stranger: YOU PİNEAPPLE You: ARE YOU PINEAPPLE Stranger: NO You: 15 You: I THINK Stranger: IM 17 NOT PINEAPPLE You: IM PINEAPPLE Stranger: GOOD You: REALLY You: IS GOOD Stranger: I DONT KNOW I WANT BE POLITE Stranger: IS NOT GOOD? You: YOU NICE You: IS GOOD Stranger: WHAT YOUR NAME You: NOT SURE You: WHERE I FIND Stranger: I would continue this if you were older tho Stranger: meh You: Nice of you. Stranger: not really :D You: Really. Stranger: at least that wasnt boring was it You: At least you're not a creepy pedophile. And no, it wasn't boring. Stranger: lmao Stranger: encountered pedos? You: Yeah. You: It's fun to screw with their minds. Stranger: hod old? Stranger: how* You: Up to their 40s. You: It's hilarious. Stranger: where are they from usually? You: Pssh. They never say. Stranger: yeah Stranger: 'kay good day to you west virginian pineapple muahahahah Your conversational partner has disconnected. this is incredible :lol:
June 16, 200917 yr ummm.. I went on there and things were "interesting" it was funny to lead him on in the beginning then I had to get out of there Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 16/m looking for horny girl :) You: ha hello Stranger: hey :) You: I'm 17 and a girl ! Stranger: nice ;) Stranger: horny? ;) You: not really Stranger: I can change that ! Stranger: i'll show you mine if you show me yours ;P You: I don't think so Stranger: ah. You: I know sorry :( Stranger: :) Stranger: would you like to see mine ;)`? You: um Stranger: only got one of my.... Stranger: hope you dont mind ;) You: actually I do this is starting to go way too far Stranger: : ( You have disconnected
June 16, 200917 yr You: I came along I wrote a song for you... Stranger: And all the things that you do You: OMG You: Thank you You: you have restored my faith in humanity Stranger: YAY! Stranger: And it was called yellow You: YES! You: Thank god! You: Um.. wait I'll try one more... Stranger: I like restoring faith in humanity. Stranger: Its super fun. Stranger: Try me You: Because maybe You're gonna be the one who saves me ? And after all.... Stranger: your my wonderwall You: YES! You: oh i love you Stranger: <3 You: one more? Stranger: Sure You: ....um... wait a minute... Stranger: ok You: And I wish I was special Youre so fuckin special..... Stranger: but im a creep You: let's get married seariously Stranger: People really dont know these? You: no! everyone these days listen to crap like jonas brothers Stranger: Maybe if you are 12 year old girl. Stranger: I got a hard one for you. You: well... you have a point You: okey... You: try me! Stranger: Sometimes I wish I was smart I wish I made cures for You: How people are I wish I had power Stranger: You totatlly googled You: i totally did
June 16, 200917 yr Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: look at the stars Stranger: look how they shine for u You: ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! You: i love you!!!!!! You: hahaha Stranger: hehe You: finally! Stranger: i love u even more You: hahaha
June 16, 200917 yr Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: look at the stars You: look how they shine for you Stranger: what are you from Stranger: ok You: but i'm a creep You: i'm a weirdo You: what the hell am i doing here? You: i don't belong here Your conversational partner has disconnected. :sick:
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