June 16, 200917 yr Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I HAVE Stranger: A You: VAGINA Stranger: WRONG! You: Oh. You: iFail. Stranger: GUESS AGAIN OR BE FOREVER SHAMES You: PINEAPPLE Stranger: SHAMED You: I'M SHAMES. Stranger: FUCK YES, NIGGA I'M SWIMMIN IN PINEAPPLES OVER HERE You: YYEEEEUUUUUHHHH BOIIIII Stranger: SHIT YEAH, COME CHECK THESE FUCKIN' BITCHES OUT Stranger: YOU WANT SOME PINEAPPLE, YOU LITTLE SHIT? You: SLICE THEM BITCHES UP You: MOFO Stranger: OH FUCK. Stranger: I'M SLICIN You: AND DICIN? Stranger: HOLD ON MOTHERFUCKER Stranger: ONE STEP AT A TIME Stranger: OK You: RIGHT Stranger: NOW I'M DICIN' You: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT You: SHIT, MAN Stranger: DICIN' THIS SHIT UP SO HARD Stranger: GODDAMN Stranger: HERE YOU GO, A PLATE OF SLICED AND DICED PINEAPPLES FOR YOUR DINING PLEASURE, MOTHERFUCKER You: I CAN SMELL THAT FUCKIN JUICE MAN You: YEAH You: Thank you kindly. You: MOTHERFUCKER Stranger: SHIT YEAH, YOU WELCOM Stranger: E You: IT'S LIKE A FUCKIN PARTY IN MY MOUTH Stranger: A HOEDOWN IN MY STOMACH Stranger: A FIESTA IN MY LARGE INTESTINE Stranger: A RAVE IN MY RECTUM You: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, BOYEEEE You: I HAVE A CONFESSION Stranger: OH SHIT, WHAT? You: I'M... You: WHITE. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
June 16, 200917 yr NEW GAME! Get somebody to disconnect in under 4 messages. I got someone to disconnect in 1 just now. Edit: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi. You: When they say, 'Say hi!" they don't actually mean it. Stranger: Lol You: Well, that's just my theory. Stranger: Well fuck you to faggot Your conversational partner has disconnected.
June 16, 200917 yr Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello! Stranger: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. :smug:
June 16, 200917 yr ONE!!! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Give me the song and I'll sing it like I mean it Give me the words and I'll say them like I mean it 'Cos you got my heart in a headlock You stopped the blood, made my head soft And god knows You got me sewn Nah nah nah x8 Danny boy, don't be afraid, to shake that ass, and misbehave Danny boy, I now you got time, but what are you waiting for, Anyway the dust may just blow away, if you wait for a windy day But you may find the chance has passed you by I can't do the walk I can't do the talk I can't be your friend Unless I pretend So give me the song and I'll sing it like I mean it So give me the words and I'll say them like I mean it Cos you got my heart in a headlock You stopped the blood, made my head soft And god knows You've got me sewn Nah nah nah Danny boy, don�t be a fool Take upon to break the rule Danny boy your lookin so low You lookin like the dead grown old Anyway the blues just may wash away, if you wait for a rainy day But you may find, the chance had past you by I can't do the walk I can't do the talk I can't be your friend Unless I pretend So give me the song and I'll sing it like I mean it Give me the words and I'll say them like I mean it Cos you got my heart in a headlock You stopped the blood and made my head soft You've got my heart in a headlock You stopped the blood and made my head soft made my head soft made my head soft made my head soft made my head soft Yeah, yeah, yeah oh Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
June 16, 200917 yr Stranger: who u listening too You: coldplay Stranger: oh no Stranger: put that nife down haha Stranger: depressing they are You: OMG Stranger: : D Stranger: : P Stranger: u got msn You: yhh You: omg i love coldplay lool Stranger: they alright Stranger: just a bit annoying Stranger: his voice Stranger: grates Stranger: he needs a kick in the balls OMFG !!!
June 16, 200917 yr 2994 users online Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: Hi You: have you ever jumped to a river? Stranger: Have you ever sucked off a platipus? You: no You: and you? Stranger: Then we're on a level playing field my friend. Stranger: No, why do you asked if I've jumped a river? You: oh really? You: because I did once, and I saw something quite captivating Stranger: Was it water? You: clever You: but not Stranger: What did you see? You: a platipus Stranger: I see Stranger: Did you suck it off. You: no You: what does it feel like? You: is n't it poisonous? Stranger: is k You: and why should I try it? Stranger: is gud .... second try 2964 users online Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I'm 19/m/UK You: m? Stranger: How are you? Stranger: Yes. You: I'm very well Stranger: Good You: you? Stranger: You got summer planned out? You: yes You: I jumped to the river You: and do you kow what did I see? Stranger: Sharks? You: nope Stranger: Ass? You: keep trying You: perhaps Stranger: Cock? You: neither You: is black Stranger: No idea You: but none of the above Stranger: water? You: no Stranger: ANSWER ME You: darkness Stranger: Oh Stranger: Your asl? You: I can't see underwater Stranger: HOW OLD ARE YOU You: 42 Stranger: You hot? third try 3002 users online Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I jumped to the river and what did I see? Stranger: A fish You: nope You: it's black Stranger: A nigger? You: not that black You: just a part of its body was black in fact Stranger: A PANDA You: pandas don't swim You: they just eat bambu and fuck You: have you ever heard of a famous british 5 members band? Stranger: No You: then do some research You have disconnected. fourth try 2990 users online Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl? You: aslrsro? Stranger: 18 m russia You: I jumped to a river You: and you know what did I see? Stranger: what? You: they had black eyes You: another clue? You: you have no idea what I'm talking about, right? You: oh god *sighs¨* You have disconnected. fifth try, or give up 2962 users online Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: how r u You: very well and you? Stranger: good You: I don't care about your age nor sex... I just want you to answer one question, clear? Stranger: yes Stranger: im 20 f You: I jumped to a river and you know what did I see? Your conversational partner has disconnected. finally too! :dance: 2967 users online Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi! You: we're all accidents Stranger: oh i know. Stranger: My dad's condom broke Stranger: so here i am You: yes You: just waiting to happen Stranger: well that's very clever. Stranger: and a little cliche You: it's a quote Stranger: yeah i know You: from whom? Stranger: don't know Stranger: Do I want to? You: you said you knew Stranger: well i know it's a quote Stranger: i don't know who said it Stranger: it's very cliche quote Stranger: are you this guy's fanboy or something? You: no Stranger: oh ok You: but I was listening to the song Stranger: ah You: and what if Im fan girl? Stranger: what song? Stranger: that's ok You: there Stranger: i'm not sexist You: there Stranger: that's the song? Stranger: who's it by? You: type it on google Stranger: there? just 'there'? Stranger: al right You: n You: o You: there there Stranger: ah radio head Stranger: kinda like radio shack, yet completely different You: exactly You: you are smart You: so Stranger: thanks You: let me see if you can answer this question Stranger: so? Stranger: ok You: I jumped to the river and what did I see? Stranger: Black-eyed angels swam with me You: ding ding ding You: we've got a winner Stranger: what do i win? You: you're the first one to answer it You: I have answered this to 24 random people Stranger: well, i had my friend google to help Stranger: why are you asking? You: I don't know Stranger: an experiment? You: yup Stranger: cool You: unfortunately I haven't got any rats Stranger: oh, that's okay Stranger: it's a sociological experiment Stranger: on people You: but rats work too Stranger: yeah, but i dont think they like radiohead You: we share 95 % of our genetic info You: oh yes You: bears and rats love radoihead You: for some strange reason Stranger: omg there is a giant cockroach on my floor! Stranger: hold on a sec You: oh my god You: call the police!! You: good bye You: and be happy sicne you are clever
June 16, 200917 yr ONE i win :smug: (i saw this being done by another girl on another forum so i had to try) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You know, when one of us clicks “disconnect,” it’s almost a certainty that we will never speak to one another again. Doesn’t that make this moment special? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I guess he/she didn't agree. :rolleyes:
June 16, 200917 yr Stranger: hello You: olleh Stranger: where are you from? You: nedews You: uoy? Stranger: lagutrop You: ha.. s'ti toh ereht, thgir? Stranger: sey...semitemos, won si remmus You: ha, I ees Stranger: gnirob etirw siht yaw Stranger: uoy ekil ti Stranger: dab Stranger: si dab Stranger: t'nod uoy kniht You: on, I ekil ti siht yaw (: You: tub ti sekat emit You: os... od uoy ekil yalpdloc?
June 16, 200917 yr Um........... :thinking: I have no words. This was so freaking funny! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: suprise me! Stranger: BOO!!! You: AHHHH You: not that scary Stranger: sorry You: :) You: bff? Stranger: me? You: you :) Stranger: yes that's me Stranger: i'm always here for you . you know that You: the same to you let's never be apart Stranger: never again You: NEVER Stranger: is this what love is? You: yes :) Stranger: right here right now we are in love at last! You: finally! Stranger: i've been waiting for this second You: i've been afraid of this moment You: ouuppp did i just post that out loud? Stranger: no i didn't hear anything You: good :) Stranger: does this just keep goin on like this Stranger: for eternity? You: ofc :) dont you want that? :( Stranger: i do. i was just wondering You: that's ok let's get married in canada :) Stranger: ok how about BC Stranger: vancouver? You: works aswell :) Stranger: ok this is all happening so quick You: no no no dont get cold feets now :'( dont leave me honey! Stranger: well i guess now that i've had more time to think about it Stranger: I'm ready! Stranger: let's do it You: let's :) Stranger: my heart only belongs to you You: your a part of me Stranger: what shall we name our first born? You: chris martin :) Stranger: ok, who's that You: the singer in coldplay :) Stranger: oh sorry Stranger: i didn't know his name You: well that's okey You: but what if it's a girl? Stranger: what if it's a girl though? You: haha, same ;) You: um.... how about kate moss :) Stranger: awesome Stranger: i just hope she doesn't grow up to be anerexic You: no... we have to make them good food :) You: but not to much Stranger: yes, you cook? You: no... :( do you? Stranger: i can Stranger: not the best Stranger: we'll hire a chef though You: yes... and eat sushi all day long :) Stranger: yes! Stranger: and cheeseburgers? You: no... not good for the health... Stranger: oh right You: think about the children! Stranger: better yes Stranger: no red meat You: exaclty You: you read my mind :) Stranger: i am psychic You: me too :) Stranger: really that's my profession You: we totally belong togheter You: that's cool You: :) Stranger: not really You: yes Stranger: but i guess you already knew that You: ARE WE JUST HAVING OUR FIRST FIGHT?! :'( Stranger: yes You: yes I did Stranger: i appologize Stranger: i lost my cool for a second You: good... but I can never forgive you..... You: unless we get another baby You: :) Stranger: ok You: how about a shemale this time? :) Stranger: haha Stranger: what do we name it? Stranger: pat? You: awesome :) Stranger: we could have twins You: we could have more then twins, beyond twins... :) Stranger: i would like some siamese twins connected at the hip Stranger: you think you could do that for me? You: i could do anything for you :) Stranger: thanks baby Stranger: that's why i love you You: i know :) Stranger: now let's get started on this baby making You: uehmm.... You: *babymaking* done? Stranger: was it good for you? You: yes :) you? Stranger: perfect You: :) You: i know what you like Stranger: i need a cigarette now You: no! you must quit smoking! think about your unborn babies goddamnit! Stranger: i think we're about to enter into the second fight of this marriage You: maybe this was a bad idea :( Stranger: maybe is you weren't such a hypocrital bitch to me all the goddamn time! Stranger: *throws random furniture* You: excuse me?! i dont know who you have become anymore?! :'( You: ARE YOU ON DRUGS? ARE YOU?! TELL ME! Stranger: just peyote Stranger: i think that's hardly a drug Stranger: why don't you call you mom to pick you up You: should I leave?! this is my appartment! get out!! Stranger: but but.. You: AND YOUR PORN WITH YOU! Stranger: ii Stranger: wait Stranger: what are we doing? You: you are right... we love each other :) Stranger: yes Stranger: i still love you Stranger: i'm not going anywhere You: :) let's buy a house Stranger: that's what we need Stranger: we're too cramped here You: that must be it You: i want an big house You: with an english garden You: :) Stranger: let's move to the countryside You: let's :) and let's get three dogs and a fat cat :) Stranger: i'll buy you that horse you always wanted You: oh, honey you shouldn't have :) Stranger: no problem You: that's why I love you :) you have money :) Stranger: i just got fired You: what?! :o Stranger: i didn't know how to break it to you You: and you think this is the right time to tell?! don't you care about MY feelings?! Stranger: we can always collect welfare Stranger: you just loved my money be honest You: yes I only love your money :) You: but now when you don't have any....... You: I don't know.... Stranger: I'm having a heart attack..ugh..ugh! You: NO, hospitals cost! Stranger: *falls over dead* You: who will now pay maintenance?! :''''( Stranger: it's been a good life together. but now my ghost is going off to harass someother unsuspecting people. You: bye honey! Stranger: bye love! Stranger: i'll never forget you You: me neither. :) Stranger: bye
June 16, 200917 yr You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: tell me a secret! :) Stranger: i like potatoes Stranger: shhhh You: *keeps it secret* Stranger: thank u i really appreciate that You: :) i'm here for you Stranger: wow thats really kind of u You: yeah. :) Stranger: i don't have any friends so i'm happy to know that i have one You: awww our friendship is really strong bff? :) Stranger: yes You: awwww Your conversational partner has disconnected. Sorry for spamming this thread. :disappointed:
June 17, 200917 yr Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Beware the ides of March. Stranger: hey You: Beware the ides of March. Stranger: fuch u!!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. I was halfway through typing "A soothsayer bids you beware the ides of March." before he disconnected. =( Well, it's not totally inaccurate.
June 17, 200917 yr You: not that black You: just a part of its body was black in fact Stranger: A PANDA You: pandas don't swim You: they just eat bambu and fuck :lol: You: hi Stranger: hi! You: we're all accidents Stranger: oh i know. Stranger: My dad's condom broke Stranger: so here i am You: yes You: just waiting to happen Stranger: well that's very clever. Stranger: and a little cliche You: it's a quote Stranger: yeah i know You: from whom? Stranger: don't know Stranger: Do I want to? You: you said you knew Stranger: well i know it's a quote Stranger: i don't know who said it Stranger: it's very cliche quote Stranger: are you this guy's fanboy or something? You: no Stranger: oh ok You: but I was listening to the song Stranger: ah You: and what if Im fan girl? Stranger: what song? Stranger: that's ok You: there Stranger: i'm not sexist You: there Stranger: that's the song? Stranger: who's it by? You: type it on google Stranger: there? just 'there'? Stranger: al right You: n You: o You: there there Stranger: ah radio head Stranger: kinda like radio shack, yet completely different You: exactly You: you are smart You: so Stranger: thanks You: let me see if you can answer this question Stranger: so? Stranger: ok You: I jumped to the river and what did I see? Stranger: Black-eyed angels swam with me You: ding ding ding You: we've got a winner Stranger: what do i win? You: you're the first one to answer it You: I have answered this to 24 random people Stranger: well, i had my friend google to help Stranger: why are you asking? You: I don't know Stranger: an experiment? You: yup Stranger: cool You: unfortunately I haven't got any rats Stranger: oh, that's okay Stranger: it's a sociological experiment Stranger: on people You: but rats work too Stranger: yeah, but i dont think they like radiohead You: we share 95 % of our genetic info You: oh yes You: bears and rats love radoihead You: for some strange reason Stranger: omg there is a giant cockroach on my floor! Stranger: hold on a sec You: oh my god You: call the police!! You: good bye You: and be happy sicne you are clever :lol: :lol: :lol:
June 17, 200917 yr You: not that black You: just a part of its body was black in fact Stranger: A PANDA You: pandas don't swim You: they just eat bambu and fuck :laugh3: Lol!
June 17, 200917 yr I think I just made another Coldplay fan. I'm so proud. :heart: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I came along I wrote a song for you Stranger: o.. ok You: And all the things you do And it was called yellow You: "Look at the stars, Look how they shine for you, And everything you do, Yeah they were all yellow," You: Like it? Stranger: yes You: Then you should listen to Coldplay :) You have disconnected.
June 18, 200917 yr hey, don't be that bad to pandas, they are awesome animals, they can walk and play too
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