June 19, 200917 yr Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: ho You: ha Stranger: hi You: he Stranger: haha You: yes. You: :) Stranger: umm.. You: well... Stranger: what? You: i dunno... Stranger: ............................?????? You: exactly Stranger: i dont know Your conversational partner has disconnected. so :dozey:
June 19, 200917 yr i met a poet from nebraska: Stranger: here Stranger: i will show you a poem of mine... Stranger: Tell me about love Love is a warm wave Washing over you when you hold her hand Her touch carrying you away from this world Leaving all its problems for one moment Love is the anticipation of her call when the phone rings How your heart melts away when you hear her voice on the other end of the line Love is crying uncontrollably And laughing without pause Love is never once pointing out her faults Or for that matter never noticing them Love is seeing the most beautiful woman before your eyes Even when she is feverish and sick Love is a journey It is driving all night in a storm just to hold her Love is turning off the football game and watching her read Love is the rush you get by smelling the top of her head Love is the crushing pain you feel in your chest when you fear you may lose her It is wanting to be frozen in her embrace for eternity Love makes no sense And shouldn’t You: ok Stranger: the end You: i'm reading it now. You: that will take some time, so hold on a bit, please Stranger: ok You: that's very lovely mark! You: :) Stranger: thanks we talked on a bit.......
June 19, 200917 yr Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: your items are 2.39 in cash, a paper towel, a turkey sandwich wrapped in tin foil, and a cell phone You: HI HONEY! Stranger: a man walks up to you and puts his hand on you right shoulder Stranger: he is wearing shades and a black khat Stranger: *hat Stranger: a police vehicle is parked one block away Stranger: exits are north, south, and east Stranger: a fast food facilitiy is northeast Stranger: you feel thirsty Stranger: what do you do? You: can i put the paper towel in my ass and pretend it's a fax You: ?? Stranger: you do so Stranger: the man looks at you strangely, then takes a pocket knife out Stranger: what do you do? You: i tell him god has send me a fax Stranger: you tell hiim Stranger: he stabs your neck Stranger: game over Your conversational partner has disconnected.
June 19, 200917 yr Why do you guys always got awesome strangers? :thinking: I often got the boring ones :veryangry2: hey, don't be that bad to pandas, they are awesome animals, they can walk and play too You even made me laugh louder :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:
June 19, 200917 yr Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HI HONEY! Stranger: WHY HELLO You: I'M WINNIE POOH AND I'LL EAT YOU YAY! Stranger: WELL, I'M A POACHER, AND I'LL KILL YOU AND STUFF YOU AND HANG YOU ON MY WALL! You: BUT I'M SO CUTE! Stranger: YOU'LL LOOK CUTER ON MY WALL! 8D You: NO Stranger: YES You: YOU LOOK SEXY ON MY STOMACHACHE Stranger: YOU'RE A STOMACHACHE >:U (on a side note, it's good to talk to random/awesome people on here) You: YESH! Stranger: HADOUKEN! You: KORIUKEN! Stranger: ...QUESO! You: ...LECHE! Stranger: I'M ON A YACHT, BITCH. I GOT MY KHAKI PANTS, AND MY PENNY LOAFERS You: BUT YOU'RE IN FUCKIN' STOMACHACHE Stranger: I'M ON A YACHT IN YER STOMACH Stranger: IT'S A BIG STOMACH You: MINE IS BIGGER. ME EATZ LOTZ OF STUFF Stranger: MINE IS SAD You: MINE WANTS TO MARRY YOURS :D Stranger: BUT MY STOMACH GENDER IS THE SAME AS YOURS, REGARDLESS OF OUR ACTUAL GENDER. IT"S ILLEGALZORZ You: BUT OUR STAMACHACHES THINK GOBERMENT IS FUCKIN RETARDED CUZ THEIR AGAINST LOVE You: SO THEY DONT CARE Stranger: THE GOVERNMENT IS POOP. You: YES. YOU'RE RIGHT. You: SO WE WILL HAVE A WEDDING :] Stranger: HUZZAH! You: YAY! Stranger: HOOYEAH You: WOOOHOOO Stranger: GIGGITYGIGGITYGIGGITY You: YOYOYOYO! Stranger: ALAS. Stranger: I MUST LEAVE You: BYE You: nice conversation Stranger: GOODBYE MY DEAR FRIEND Stranger: Seriously. You: take care lulz! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
June 22, 200917 yr Experiment on whether Omeglians like techno: Stranger: hi~! You: unce You: unce You: unce You: unce You: unce You: unce You: unce You: unce You: unce You: unce You: unce You: unce You: unce You: unce You: unce You: unce You: you like techno Stranger: no Stranger: i don't like techno You: unce You have disconnected. Stranger: ..................................... ........................................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_ .................................................. ..................................,-~''-,:::::::::::::::::::''-, .................................................. .............................,~''::::::::',::::::: :::::::::::::|', .................................................. .............................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':} .................................................. .............................'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : : .................................................. .............................|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: | .................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : : .................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--never Gonna .................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----give You Up! .................................................. ............................,-''':: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-' .................................................. ......................__,-';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/| .................................................. .............__,-~'';;;;;;/;;;;;;;: :: : :____/: :',__ .................................................. .,-~~~''''_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',. .''-,:|:::::::|. . |;;;;''-,__ .................................................. /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;. . .''|::::::::|. .,';;;;;;;;;;''-, ................................................,' ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;. . .:::::,'. ./|;;;;;;;;;;;;;| .............................................,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',: : __|. . .|;;;;;;;;;,';;| ...........................................,-";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;; ;;;; . . |:::|. . .'',;;;;;;;;|;;/ ........................................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;. .|:::|. . . |;;;;;;;;|/ ......................................../;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,';;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;; ;;;|. .:/. . . .|;;;;;;;;| ......................................./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;'',: |;|. . . . ;;;;;;;| ....................................,~'';;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|.|;|. . . . .|;;;;;;;| ................................,~'';;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;| |:|. . . . |;;;;;;;| ...............................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;/;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;| |:|. . . .'|;;',;;;;;| ..............................|;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-';;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;| |:|. . .,';;;;;',;;;;|_ ............................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'_;;;;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;; ;|.|:|. . .|;;;;;;;|;;;;|''''~-, ............................/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/_'',;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ,;;| |:|. . ./;;;;;;;;|;;;|;;;;;;|-,,__ ........................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'...|;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;| |:|._,-';;;;;;;;;|;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;'''-,_ You: you like techno? Stranger: ur mom does You: she does? Stranger: ask her You: no u Stranger: no u You: no u Stranger: no u You: no u Stranger: ok Stranger: fine You: yay Stranger: both Stranger: 1 Stranger: 2 Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hey You: GOOD DEN! You: HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE EVENING You: YOU LIKE TECHNOEZ?!?!?!??! Stranger: very fine my dear chum Stranger: I do like a bit of the prodigy You: I approve You: *stamps you on the forehead with a Stamp of Approval* You: Good day, sir You have disconnected. You: hehe You: hehehehehhe You: hehe You: heh You: hi Stranger: hi... Stranger: male? You: hehehehehehehehehehehehe You: you like techno? You: heh Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: LMAO BUTTS Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: sunny dayyyy You: sweepin the clouds away You: where the air is sweeeeeeeeeeet You: can you tell me how to get You: how to get to sesame streeeeeet???? Stranger: ?? :DDD You: you like techno? Stranger: yep You: hooray! Stranger: okei :DD You: BOOM! RUN AWAY! You have disconnected.
June 22, 200917 yr Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: :D Stranger: D: You: :O Stranger: >:O You: :-| Stranger: :/ You: :-K Stranger: >:N You: :-~ Stranger: O:| You: :-M Stranger: d|-__-|b You: :@) Stranger: :LOLD You: :-^ Stranger: ^^ You: :-u Stranger: :-? You: 8-% Stranger: :() You: B-} Stranger: >< You: |-d Stranger: >> You: x-Q Stranger: Xp You: &-& Stranger: XD You: :-h Stranger: X.X You have disconnected.
June 22, 200917 yr fun site! i'll try later! my 'partner' asked me if 140 lbs was to be fat :confused: i don't really understand lbs...
June 22, 200917 yr Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual]. You: Muffins? You have disconnected.
June 22, 200917 yr Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Why does it always rain on me? Stranger: Sorry? You: why does it always rain on me? Stranger: Because you forget your umbrella Your conversational partner has disconnected. :dozey:
June 22, 200917 yr Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual]. You: Muffins? You have disconnected. :lol:
June 22, 200917 yr People are poopers. You: Hallo Stranger: hi You: you like boys? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
June 22, 200917 yr Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual]. You: Muffins? You have disconnected. this made me LOL
June 22, 200917 yr Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: HOLA You: COMO ESTAS Stranger: non parlo espagnolo You: LO SIENTO Stranger: parlo inglese, italiano, franchese Stranger: (!!heheh) You: TU ERES CATALAN Stranger: o dio... You: I LIKE CHEESE Stranger: non sono di catalania Stranger: anch'io You: Y R U NOT SPEAKING ENGERLIGH Stranger: not often You: Y NOT You: IT'S THE LANGUAGE OF CHAMPIONS Stranger: because I am being accosted by a CAPITALS-FOND catalan You: THAT IS UNFORTUNATE You: YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON SOME GOOD SHIT Stranger: that's life You: DID I MENTION THAT I LIKE CHEESE Stranger: you did Stranger: wallace You: I LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE ESPECIALLY You: BUT IT GIVES ME BAD GAS SOME TIMES Stranger: indeed Stranger: serious problems You: WHAT I DON'T HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS Stranger: nothing a jacobs cracker couldn't cure You: LOLQUE You: WAT'S THAT Stranger: well there's the cheese fixation Stranger: then the gas... Stranger: sounds serious You: YOU ARE CONFUSING ME WITH YOUR SMART TALK You: MY HEAD HURTS Stranger: ah, not trying to be smart You: I THINK I SHOULD HAVE SOME CHEESE Stranger: I recommend it so Stranger: wenslydale Stranger: have fun stranger You: NAWWW I LIKE ME SOME SHARP CHEDDAR AND PROVOLONE You: THAT IS THE SHIT RIGHT THERE Stranger: crackers Stranger: too You: NO YOU ARE A STRANGER You: THAT IS WAT IT SAYS ON MY SCREEN Stranger: go on, can't keep up with your cheese crusade Stranger: have fun! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
June 23, 200917 yr How to scare away strangers: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: you wanna know a secret? Stranger: yes You: it's about my hair Stranger: tell me plz Stranger: you hair Stranger: yes? You: yes You: on my nose You: on the top of my nose Stranger: yes byebye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyy You: hi Stranger: asl ? You: what's a cock? Stranger: another name for a rooster? You: oh yes You: I like it on soups Stranger: why do you ask ? You: because someone asked me Stranger: about what You: that You: what are cocks? You: and pussy? You: like kitties? Stranger: pussy is another word for cat Stranger: sure You: oh Stranger: how old are you? You: 1 year old Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? :P You: am I weird if I have hair on my tongue? Stranger: uhm well, it's not so nermal :P Stranger: normal* You: no You: do you want to see it? Stranger: no thanks :P You: come on Stranger: nah You: no really Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: im male You: and I like to eat nails Stranger: are you male? You: no I like to eat my fingernails, can I eat yours? Stranger: ok You: yes or not? Stranger: yes You: ok You: would you like to eat mine? Stranger: no You: come on! Stranger: you want to eat my dick You: does it have nails on it? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi stranger You: I like to hang out with hot wolves You: and bears Stranger: you like a nice big cock? You have disconnected.
June 26, 200916 yr Stranger: :) You: :) Stranger: :) You: :) Stranger: :) You: :) Stranger: :) You: i like you. Stranger: :) You: :) Stranger: :) You: :) Stranger: :) You: :) Stranger: :) You: :) Stranger: :) You: :( Stranger: :) You: :( Stranger: :) You: :'( Stranger: :) You: :''( Stranger: :) You: :/ Stranger: we are autists >< You: we are...... Stranger: autistic >< You: :) Stranger: :) You: :) Stranger: :) You: :( Stranger: :) You: :'( Stranger: :) You: :/ Stranger: A wild pikachu appears ! You: OH NO Stranger: ahmadinejad, go ! Stranger: ahmadinejad, attack nuke bomb ! You: no :( Stranger: pickachu is K.O ! You: :( Stranger: :) You: :'( Stranger: :) You: i dont like you anymore. Stranger: oh... :( Stranger: are you french ? You: no :( Stranger: :(
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