July 29, 200916 yr 3369 users online Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: hi You: do you think asl is boring? Stranger: why Stranger: <> You: because You: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: oh Stranger: nah Stranger: its not boring Stranger: well Stranger: it is Stranger: but Stranger: yeah Stranger: ha Stranger: asl Stranger: ~~ Stranger: ;) You: oh You: ok You: asl is extremely annoying and boring You: why do people use it?} Stranger: i dont know. You: Are they god? You: or the fbi? Stranger: nah Stranger: they int You: so tell me why Stranger: how am i supposed to know HAHA You: you seem to be a wise person Stranger: thanks :L You: I knew it since the very first moment you say "Hey" You: Most of people say something like You: "Hi" You: or You: asl Stranger: yeah i knoww You: so You: then tell me You: why do people ask asl? Stranger: i really dont know Stranger: because Stranger: somehow they think theyre gonna find someone the same age who lives where they do Stranger: when its not gonna happen Stranger: so really its pointles You: :O You: wow You: I never thought that way Stranger: haha You: How did you get to that conclusioni? Stranger: i dont know. Stranger: :L You: You should work for the FBI Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: (H) You: And then arrest everyone who asks asl Stranger: yeah Stranger: obviously You: that's how I like it You: now You: tell me Stranger: :L You: you an whose army? You: you and whose army? You: you and your cronies? Stranger: whaaaaaaaat ;o You: you think you can take us on? You: holy roman empire Stranger: ;o Stranger: what the hell are you talking about |: You: You don't know You: Come on You: I mean You: you knew the answer of why people ask asl You: but you don't to this? Stranger: i honestly dont understand. You: It's super easy You: like You: Riding tonight You: ghost horses Stranger: whaaaaaaat Stranger: |: Stranger: what was the question again. Stranger: <> You: It was not a question You: OK You: Computer You: let's talk about something else You: why are zebras white with black stripes? Stranger: wait Stranger: uhh Stranger: they arent Stranger: theyre just black and white Stranger: you could say they were black with white stripes You: yes You: no You: You can't say that Stranger: why You: Look at the pattern of stripes Stranger: ? You: If they were white stripes, they'd have to be Jack and Meg White You: Besides Stranger: what does that meann You: Stripes usually have sharp tips You: Besides, they have white belly Stranger: oh You: And tell me Stranger: oh do they reallyyy You: why can't we travel at the speed of sound, being 768 mph? You: Yes type on google images zebra Stranger: i didnt know that Stranger: because sound is weightless? Stranger: i dont know Stranger: x] You: Because we aren't waves You: but if the zebras have wave-like stripes, why can't they travel at that speed? You: Meanwhile you think about it You: I leave Stranger: uhh You: See ya take care stranger Stranger: okay Stranger: :L Stranger: btw Stranger: what was with all the questions Stranger: <> You: type on google you and whose army ;) You have disconnected.
November 2, 200916 yr I'm in the mood to talk like Yossarian: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: heeey You: what goes Stranger: whats up ? You: i listen to the FACE of RADIO You: and yourself? Stranger: lool do yu have face book ? You: YES Stranger: what is it ? You: YOU obtain to ME your BOOK of the FACE! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
November 2, 200916 yr Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Zing! Stranger: hello r u gay You: never undersetimate the power of your fingers Stranger: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected. :uhoh:
December 18, 200916 yr Whats the appeal of this? This is the best conversation Ive had after being on omegle for half an hour: --------------------------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: u You: no you Stranger: no u You: you! Stranger: no! You: yep! Stranger: u! You: not me! no no no Stranger: YOU You: ME? Never Stranger: no You: uh huh Stranger: NOES You: wait You: yes? Stranger: YOU! You: Oh. me You: NO You: Y-O-U Stranger: NO You: HOLD ON Stranger: NOOOOO You: YES. YOU Stranger: NO YOU You: YOU DONT GET IT You: YOU Stranger: NO You: YES You: LISTEN You: WAIT You: OK? You: STOP TYPING Stranger: NO You: GRRR You: LISTEN! You: YOU! Stranger: NO Stranger: NO YOU You: FFS Stranger: YOU You: YOU> Stranger: NO You: YES You: YES YES YES Stranger: NO NO NO Stranger: YOU NO Stranger: NO YOU NO You: Oh. You: Wait Stranger: NO You: Oh yeah. it is me. sorry about that Stranger: no no Stranger: you no. You: yeah I know Stranger: no You: HOLD ON Stranger: no You: WHAT AM I SAYING You: YES! IT IS YOU Stranger: NO YOU You: DONT You: YOU You: GET You: IT? You: YOU! Stranger: you. Stranger: you. Stranger: its all you. You: its partly me but its more you You: lets be reasonable about this ------------------------ Other then this everyone either asks for asl or tells me to fuck off and then disconnects. Like what do people get out of it? Is it all just cybering?
December 18, 200916 yr Stranger: hi! You: hi Stranger: asl? You: helmnets You: h You: sorry You: asl? You: what's that? Stranger: 19 f usa You: sure Stranger: age, sex, location Stranger: whats yours? You: you mean at what age I had sex in which location????? I think I will spam this thread with my stupid conversations now ahahahaha You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: lick my balls Stranger: mother fucker Stranger: u piece of shit Stranger: i hate you Stranger: i fucking hate youy Stranger: u rtuined my life Stranger: u shit faced Stranger: shitless Stranger: cock faced Stranger: fag Stranger: i hate you Stranger: U already know my semen tastes like ben and jerry's cake batter ice cream. Stranger: don't you Stranger: u fuck Stranger: u stupid fuck
December 18, 200916 yr You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: lick my balls Stranger: mother fucker Stranger: u piece of shit Stranger: i hate you Stranger: i fucking hate youy Stranger: u rtuined my life Stranger: u shit faced Stranger: shitless Stranger: cock faced Stranger: fag Stranger: i hate you Stranger: U already know my semen tastes like ben and jerry's cake batter ice cream. Stranger: don't you Stranger: u fuck Stranger: u stupid fuck Holy caca! What did you do to this poor man?!
December 18, 200916 yr This is so fun :awesome: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'm onto you You: I saw that message on your cell the other day! You: You're such a liar Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.. Stranger: it was a mistake! You: I'm so done with the marriage counceling Stranger: no no, its not you...its me! You: I'm calling a lawyer tomorrow James! You: You better have a good excuse until then!! Stranger: i have issues.... i think i like boys! Stranger: there! Stranger: i said it! Stranger: *sob* You: I will take the kids James! You: We'll live in my mothers house for a while... You: See you in court! Stranger: do not go in the celler, those kids are mine You: No James, You are such a lousy father!! You: I can show them the home video when you "happen" too punch little Jerry! Stranger: he deserved it Stranger: and you know it! You: What the fuck are you talking about! You: I'm so using this conversation in court!! Stranger: ! You: That's it your speechless Stranger: thats slander! (or something) Stranger: do not play on my condition Stranger: you did this too me Stranger: that night... You: You know what? Fuck you and your miserable little mistake Stranger: with the bread stick!!!!!!! You: Just cause you can't get it up! Stranger: at least i was born a man! You: I'm sitting here with your mom James You: She's seeing all this You: She is furious Stranger: mom?..... Stranger: mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME! You: Yes your mom is here You: Fuck you James, see you in court! You have disconnected.
December 18, 200916 yr hahahaha..... hmmmmm yes his semen taste like ice-cream....you could even choose between different sorts....:cheesy:
December 18, 200916 yr yeah well.....I chose "wrinkled cherry" and that's where he got mad at me.....strange:thinking:
December 18, 200916 yr right after he said: come on baby I give you the taste it reminds you of:wink3: Now that I think about it again I understand why he got so mad at me:disappointed:
December 18, 200916 yr Well considering the service you provided you'd think he'd be over it by now :thinking:
December 18, 200916 yr you think so? Maybe I should log in omegle again to find out about it...:thinking: I think I provided too much service anyways....that's why it became a wrinkled cherry:disappointed:
December 18, 200916 yr I think so, I dont know if youre aware of this, you might feel a bit cheated, but when he releases his ice cream it feels really good for him :disappointed: Sorry.
December 18, 200916 yr oooooooooooooooh I didn't even consider it that way....I am such an egoist:bigcry: so I can be sure he forgives me...
December 18, 200916 yr I thought you'd feel a bit hurt. I mean, again I hate to break this, but he doesnt just do that so you can enjoy ice cream, it may even be purely for his own enjoyment, I know, guys can be real bastards. But if you can live with that then he'll forgive you! Best o luck :nice:
December 18, 200916 yr Oh damn:bigcry: I chose this way to get my ice-cream because I was sure the person who serves me my ice-cream is aware of my enjoyment and does everything to please me perfectly. the feeling I get of this can never be felt in an ice-cream parlour and that's why I chose my small (wrinkled) own ice-cream parlour....and now this:disappointed: there is no sense in eating ice-cream at all anymore! thank you Reilly.....you have destroyed so much in me by saying this
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