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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: hey

 

You: hi

 

You: do you think asl is boring?

 

Stranger: why

 

Stranger: <>

 

You: because

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: oh

 

Stranger: nah

 

Stranger: its not boring

 

Stranger: well

 

Stranger: it is

 

Stranger: but

 

Stranger: yeah

 

Stranger: ha

 

Stranger: asl

 

Stranger: ~~

 

Stranger: ;)

 

You: oh

 

You: ok

 

You: asl is extremely annoying and boring

 

You: why do people use it?}

 

Stranger: i dont know.

 

You: Are they god?

 

You: or the fbi?

 

Stranger: nah

 

Stranger: they int

 

You: so tell me why

 

Stranger: how am i supposed to know HAHA

 

You: you seem to be a wise person

 

Stranger: thanks :L

 

You: I knew it since the very first moment you say "Hey"

 

You: Most of people say something like

 

You: "Hi"

 

You: or

 

You: asl

 

Stranger: yeah i knoww

 

You: so

 

You: then tell me

 

You: why do people ask asl?

 

Stranger: i really dont know

 

Stranger: because

 

Stranger: somehow they think theyre gonna find someone the same age who lives where they do

 

Stranger: when its not gonna happen

 

Stranger: so really its pointles

 

You: :O

 

You: wow

 

You: I never thought that way

 

Stranger: haha

 

You: How did you get to that conclusioni?

 

Stranger: i dont know.

 

Stranger: :L

 

You: You should work for the FBI

 

Stranger: oh yeah

 

Stranger: (H)

 

You: And then arrest everyone who asks asl

 

Stranger: yeah

 

Stranger: obviously

 

You: that's how I like it

 

You: now

 

You: tell me

 

Stranger: :L

 

You: you an whose army?

 

You: you and whose army?

 

You: you and your cronies?

 

Stranger: whaaaaaaaat ;o

 

You: you think you can take us on?

 

You: holy roman empire

 

Stranger: ;o

 

Stranger: what the hell are you talking about |:

 

You: You don't know

 

You: Come on

 

You: I mean

 

You: you knew the answer of why people ask asl

 

You: but you don't to this?

 

Stranger: i honestly dont understand.

 

You: It's super easy

 

You: like

 

You: Riding tonight

 

You: ghost horses

 

Stranger: whaaaaaaat

 

Stranger: |:

 

Stranger: what was the question again.

 

Stranger: <>

 

You: It was not a question

 

You: OK

 

You: Computer

 

You: let's talk about something else

 

You: why are zebras white with black stripes?

 

Stranger: wait

 

Stranger: uhh

 

Stranger: they arent

 

Stranger: theyre just black and white

 

Stranger: you could say they were black with white stripes

 

You: yes

 

You: no

 

You: You can't say that

 

Stranger: why

 

You: Look at the pattern of stripes

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: If they were white stripes, they'd have to be Jack and Meg White

 

You: Besides

 

Stranger: what does that meann

 

You: Stripes usually have sharp tips

 

You: Besides, they have white belly

 

Stranger: oh

 

You: And tell me

 

Stranger: oh do they reallyyy

 

You: why can't we travel at the speed of sound, being 768 mph?

 

You: Yes type on google images zebra

 

Stranger: i didnt know that

 

Stranger: because sound is weightless?

 

Stranger: i dont know

 

Stranger: x]

 

You: Because we aren't waves

 

You: but if the zebras have wave-like stripes, why can't they travel at that speed?

 

You: Meanwhile you think about it

 

You: I leave

 

Stranger: uhh

 

You: See ya take care stranger

 

Stranger: okay

 

Stranger: :L

 

Stranger: btw

 

Stranger: what was with all the questions

 

Stranger: <>

 

You: type on google you and whose army ;)

 

You have disconnected.

 

*bumps¨*

I wanna see a random story

I'm in the mood to talk like Yossarian:

 

 

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You: hello

Stranger: heeey

You: what goes

Stranger: whats up ?

You: i listen to the FACE of RADIO

You: and yourself?

Stranger: lool do yu have face book ?

You: YES

Stranger: what is it ?

You: YOU obtain to ME your BOOK of the FACE!

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You: Zing!

Stranger: hello r u gay

You: never undersetimate the power of your fingers

Stranger: ok

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:uhoh:

Whats the appeal of this? This is the best conversation Ive had after being on omegle for half an hour:

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: u

You: no you

Stranger: no u

You: you!

Stranger: no!

You: yep!

Stranger: u!

You: not me! no no no

Stranger: YOU

You: ME? Never

Stranger: no

You: uh huh

Stranger: NOES

You: wait

You: yes?

Stranger: YOU!

You: Oh. me

You: NO

You: Y-O-U

Stranger: NO

You: HOLD ON

Stranger: NOOOOO

You: YES. YOU

Stranger: NO YOU

You: YOU DONT GET IT

You: YOU

Stranger: NO

You: YES

You: LISTEN

You: WAIT

You: OK?

You: STOP TYPING

Stranger: NO

You: GRRR

You: LISTEN!

You: YOU!

Stranger: NO

Stranger: NO YOU

You: FFS

Stranger: YOU

You: YOU>

Stranger: NO

You: YES

You: YES YES YES

Stranger: NO NO NO

Stranger: YOU NO

Stranger: NO YOU NO

You: Oh.

You: Wait

Stranger: NO

You: Oh yeah. it is me. sorry about that

Stranger: no no

Stranger: you no.

You: yeah I know

Stranger: no

You: HOLD ON

Stranger: no

You: WHAT AM I SAYING

You: YES! IT IS YOU

Stranger: NO YOU

You: DONT

You: YOU

You: GET

You: IT?

You: YOU!

Stranger: you.

Stranger: you.

Stranger: its all you.

You: its partly me but its more you

You: lets be reasonable about this

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Other then this everyone either asks for asl or tells me to fuck off and then disconnects. Like what do people get out of it? Is it all just cybering?

omg......this reminds me that I should be doing this again

Stranger: hi!

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: helmnets

You: h

You: sorry

You: asl?

You: what's that?

Stranger: 19 f usa

You: sure

Stranger: age, sex, location

Stranger: whats yours?

You: you mean at what age I had sex in which location?????

 

I think I will spam this thread with my stupid conversations now

 

 

 

ahahahaha

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: lick my balls

Stranger: mother fucker

Stranger: u piece of shit

Stranger: i hate you

Stranger: i fucking hate youy

Stranger: u rtuined my life

Stranger: u shit faced

Stranger: shitless

Stranger: cock faced

Stranger: fag

Stranger: i hate you

Stranger: U already know my semen tastes like ben and jerry's cake batter ice cream.

Stranger: don't you

Stranger: u fuck

Stranger: u stupid fuck

But why?

why I have ruined this persons's life?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: lick my balls

Stranger: mother fucker

Stranger: u piece of shit

Stranger: i hate you

Stranger: i fucking hate youy

Stranger: u rtuined my life

Stranger: u shit faced

Stranger: shitless

Stranger: cock faced

Stranger: fag

Stranger: i hate you

Stranger: U already know my semen tastes like ben and jerry's cake batter ice cream.

Stranger: don't you

Stranger: u fuck

Stranger: u stupid fuck

 

Holy caca! What did you do to this poor man?!

I sucked his balls:disappointed:

Well at least his semen tastes like ice cream :sick:

This is so fun :awesome:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I'm onto you

You: I saw that message on your cell the other day!

You: You're such a liar

Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Stranger: it was a mistake!

You: I'm so done with the marriage counceling

Stranger: no no, its not you...its me!

You: I'm calling a lawyer tomorrow James!

You: You better have a good excuse until then!!

Stranger: i have issues.... i think i like boys!

Stranger: there!

Stranger: i said it!

Stranger: *sob*

You: I will take the kids James!

You: We'll live in my mothers house for a while...

You: See you in court!

Stranger: do not go in the celler, those kids are mine

You: No James, You are such a lousy father!!

You: I can show them the home video when you "happen" too punch little Jerry!

Stranger: he deserved it

Stranger: and you know it!

You: What the fuck are you talking about!

You: I'm so using this conversation in court!!

Stranger: !

You: That's it your speechless

Stranger: thats slander! (or something)

Stranger: do not play on my condition

Stranger: you did this too me

Stranger: that night...

You: You know what? Fuck you and your miserable little mistake

Stranger: with the bread stick!!!!!!!

You: Just cause you can't get it up!

Stranger: at least i was born a man!

You: I'm sitting here with your mom James

You: She's seeing all this

You: She is furious

Stranger: mom?.....

Stranger: mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!

You: Yes your mom is here

You: Fuck you James, see you in court!

You have disconnected.

hahahaha.....

 

 

hmmmmm yes his semen taste like ice-cream....you could even choose between different sorts....:cheesy:

Lucky! :surprised: Wish I was gay :dozey:

yeah well.....I chose "wrinkled cherry" and that's where he got mad at me.....strange:thinking:

:laugh3: Poor guy

right after he said:

 

come on baby I give you the taste it reminds you of:wink3:

 

Now that I think about it again I understand why he got so mad at me:disappointed:

Well considering the service you provided you'd think he'd be over it by now :thinking:

you think so?

 

Maybe I should log in omegle again to find out about it...:thinking:

 

I think I provided too much service anyways....that's why it became a wrinkled cherry:disappointed:

I think so, I dont know if youre aware of this, you might feel a bit cheated, but when he releases his ice cream it feels really good for him :disappointed:

 

Sorry.

oooooooooooooooh I didn't even consider it that way....I am such an egoist:bigcry:

so I can be sure he forgives me...

I thought you'd feel a bit hurt. I mean, again I hate to break this, but he doesnt just do that so you can enjoy ice cream, it may even be purely for his own enjoyment, I know, guys can be real bastards.

 

But if you can live with that then he'll forgive you! Best o luck :nice:

Oh damn:bigcry:

 

I chose this way to get my ice-cream because I was sure the person who serves me my ice-cream is aware of my enjoyment and does everything to please me perfectly.

 

the feeling I get of this can never be felt in an ice-cream parlour and that's why I chose my small (wrinkled) own ice-cream parlour....and now this:disappointed:

 

 

there is no sense in eating ice-cream at all anymore!

 

thank you Reilly.....you have destroyed so much in me by saying this

The truth hurts young one, I needed to tell you :disappointed: