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Chris Martin at age 66

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I carn't imagine chris at 66, infact, carn't imagine any of them at 66! I reckon at least one will die before then, I don't know why, its weird, but I have a gut feeling about it. I don't reckon I will see that age, blimey, I look like a dogs backside now, I'll be even worse the older I get! Thats probably why I know I won't reach 66, I'll kill myself!!!!!!

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^ NOT TRUE. But I have a feeling Guy's smoking and alcohol consuming won't do good for his health. :wreck:

 

 

i'm worried about Guy now.... :sad:

I plead sarcasm. :rolleyes:

 

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Guy is going to have one of those emphysema-voices in twenty years. Singing and smoking is not good for your throat.

 

:cry: :cry: :cry:

 

Yeah, but I think Chris will age best, because if the man gets better-looking with time, imagine him at age 66! :D

The band will always stay together. And if they don't, I will kill myself. :laugh3:

No seriously. :dozey:

lol what a crazy thread :wacky:

 

They'll convert the Bakery into a Retirement Home for Aged Rockstars and they'll sit around in their slippers and adult diapers, having a jolly old singsong and reminising about the old days when you had to buy music on a little round disc. Guy'll be feeling up the nurses...and Chris'll have to write his own name on the back of his hand to stop him forgetting it..:lol:

 

Actually 66 is not that old - you guys make it sound ancient...!

lol what a crazy thread :wacky:

 

They'll convert the Bakery into a Retirement Home for Aged Rockstars and they'll sit around in their slippers and adult diapers, having a jolly old singsong and reminising about the old days when you had to buy music on a little round disc. Guy'll be feeling up the nurses...and Chris'll have to write his own name on the back of his hand to stop him forgetting it..:lol:

 

Actually 66 is not that old - you guys make it sound ancient...!

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

THIS IS MY LAUGH OF THE DAY!!:lol:

 

Paula, lets be nurses for their retirement home then!! :laugh3::lol::sneaky:

 

 

:P

lol what a crazy thread :wacky:

 

They'll convert the Bakery into a Retirement Home for Aged Rockstars and they'll sit around in their slippers and adult diapers, having a jolly old singsong and reminising about the old days when you had to buy music on a little round disc. Guy'll be feeling up the nurses...and Chris'll have to write his own name on the back of his hand to stop him forgetting it..:lol:

 

Actually 66 is not that old - you guys make it sound ancient...!

This simply cries out for one of Thalia's arts ;)

 

I can soooo imagine it all :laugh3:

And I am in stiches right here thinking about it ... :D

I have the urge to draw one... lol

I have the urge to draw one... lol

 

omg please do make it Thalia!!! :laugh3:

 

 

and please make me one of the nurses that Guy is feeling up.............according to Paula :lol::sneaky:

 

 

 

 

That would be Will.

 

oldWill.jpg?t=1240094197

 

:D

:laugh3:

 

Hilarious!!!

 

I am soooo in stiches here! Well done, Thalia!!

 

We definately need more of this!!! :D

Well, now I'm too tired to draw anything more. I guess I will draw naughty old Guy later :D

That would be Will.

 

oldWill.jpg?t=1240094197

 

:D

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

One of the best drawings ever!!!:lol::lol:

 

Thalia your a genius!!! :laugh3::laugh3:

Well, now I'm too tired to draw anything more. I guess I will draw naughty old Guy later :D

:D

 

YES! YES! YES! *excited*

Him probably chasing the nurses in his wheelchair of with his walking aid :laugh3:

 

Take your time :)

I alreaday have some messed up thoughts about him, oh dear... :uhoh:

 

 

:D

That would be Will.

 

oldWill.jpg?t=1240094197

 

:D

 

That is hilarious!!

In my opinion, Guy and Chris will still be friggin sex gods @ age 66!!!

Chris is gonna look fucken sexy at 66.....................

 

INDEED he will :sneaky: *growl*

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

THIS IS MY LAUGH OF THE DAY!!:lol:

 

Paula, lets be nurses for their retirement home then!! :laugh3::lol::sneaky:

 

 

:P

 

haha well you can, you're younger than me. I'll be the horny old lady in the corner that keeps flashing her knickers...:D

 

That would be Will.

 

oldWill.jpg?t=1240094197

 

:D

 

Hahaha Willy :D Love it Thalia - you are a genius!

How about this:

chrisold-1.jpg

Sorry the editting is really crap, I just did it quickly a minute ago.

^^He looks like he has scaley and rough skin just like a lizard or a fish. :laugh3:

Edit: There's a slightly better quality version.

Edut2 : uck That almost looks worse. I wonder why my computer keeps screwing it.

Don't worry about it, Bam. I just thought the pic looked funny. It made me laugh which is what I needed to do since yesterday was an awful day.

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