^all posibilities

You guys cannot get high without me... or Alina... :cool4:

 

true dat!

You guys cannot get high without me... or Alina... :cool4:

 

42.

42.

 

Bye.

Bye.

wow, it is really working!

:lol: Thanks for your help.

LONGEST FUCKING OMEGLE CONVERSATION EVER:

 

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you wet?

You: Greetings earthling.

You: Nice opener.

Stranger: I like to think so

Stranger: So

Stranger: How's life?

You: Pretty good, actually.

You: I got a new iPod today ^_^

Stranger: Cool

You: It's so shiny!

Stranger: I'm happy for you

You: Thanks.

You: That means a lot to me.

Stranger: I'm sure it does

You: I'm sure it does too.

You: Anyhoosle.

You: How's your day so far?

Stranger: It was cool

Stranger: I saw a friend I haven't seen in a long time

Stranger: We went to a resturant

Stranger: And I drank a cocktail there

Stranger: They make really good cocktails

Stranger: With multiple layers

Stranger: The one I had has 9

You: Yummy.

You: Have you ever had one of those drinks with, like, the flavored ice, that changes the flavor of the drink as you drink it?

You: It's awesome.

You: It's very delicious.

You: Plus, if they're purple ice cubes or something, you can see these purple clouds and stuff.

You: as the ice melts

Stranger: Sounds cool

You: It is.

Stranger: The taste changes with these cocktails too

You: yeah?

Stranger: Since there are different layers with different tastes

You: right.

Stranger: And they get sweeter and sweeter

Stranger: As you go down

You: Mm!

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: They're the best thing I've tasted

You: ^_^

You: The best thing I've tasted is....

You: huh, I don't remember.

You: Hard to decide.

Stranger: It was for me too

Stranger: But after I tried these cocktails...

Stranger: There was no competition

You: Are they expensive?

Stranger: Depends which one you buy

Stranger: The one I get isn't expensive

Stranger: But there's one with 21 layers...

Stranger: A lot of money

You: O_O

You: What the hell?

You: How do they even make the layers?

You: the only way I can think of is water/oil or something

You: and that doesn't sound very tasty :\

Stranger: It's not that

Stranger: http://i43.tinypic.com/2yoaelx.jpg

Stranger: here

You: ooh.

You: That's quite pretty.

Stranger: It is

Stranger: And it tastes even better

You: I wish I knew how to make those now.

Stranger: I don't know a lot about the process too

Stranger: But the denser layers are on the bottom

You: It's probably a secret

You: oh, that makes sense...

Stranger: They slowly pour it down a special kind of spoon I think

Stranger: Less dense on more dense

Stranger: And then slowly life the spoon

You: Huh.

You: That's cool.

Stranger: They can do cool things too

You: what, cooler than that? :P

Stranger: Like they can put an egg in the middle of the cocktail

You: Oh, I've seen that sort of thing before

You: I think.

Stranger: They also have a cocktail that's called "fetus"

You: O_o

You: delicious sounding

Stranger: They make a small fetus-like thing in the middle

Stranger: I love these cocktails

You: ...

You: Okay. New subject.

You: Favorite.... band?

Stranger: I'm not that into music

You: gasp.

Stranger: heh

You: Um.

You: Favorite... color?

Stranger: Hard decision

You: wat?

Stranger: But I tend to like darker colours

You: how is that a hard decision XD

Stranger: Light ones hurt my eyes

You: just pick a color.

You: Lollerskates.

Stranger: Hmm...

Stranger: Red

You: Red's a good un.

Stranger: Dark red

Stranger: Not the almost pinkish kind

You: Don't say "blood red"

You: ok good

Stranger: heh

You: cuz that'd be emo

You: like, sadly depressingly emo

Stranger: It would

You: :P

Stranger: Blood red looks good though

You: "My favorite color is dark, blood red

You: um... only when I sleep shall a tear I shed."

You: Or something.

You: ^emo poem

Stranger: You have talent...

You: XD

You: I'm good at rhyming

You: I don't know why.

Stranger: I was being sarcastic...

You: So was I. :P

You: I was going to say something like "I think I was born with a deep talent for rhyme"

You: and then wait and see how long it took you

Stranger: That would have been more obvious

You: before you realized I was being sarcastic.

Stranger: I think emos are idiots

You: Me too!

Stranger: Though I do think life is basically pointless

You: Especially the ones that just wear stripy clothes/lip peircings/armwarmers and pretend to cut themselves but are actually fairly cheerful etc.

Stranger: But I don't bitch about it all the time

You: Life may not have a point but there's no reason to obsess over it

You: yeah.

Stranger: Yeah, those suck

Stranger: I did cut myself though

Stranger: I have cool scars now

You: ya

You: that makes you sooper cool B)

Stranger: I didn't say that

You: sarcasm again

Stranger: I know

You: that's what most ppl at my school think

You: well... maybe not MOST, but SOME

Stranger: Cutting doesn't make you cool

You: No.

Stranger: I am cool though...

You: It makes you depressed-ish.

You: I am cool also

You: but only in my own mind

Stranger: Everyone in the world disagrees with me

Stranger: But that's only one group of people....

You: disagrees about what?

Stranger: That I'm cool

You: oh.

You: Lols.

You: you seem fairly cool

You: or interesting at least

Stranger: Thanks

Stranger: You're not entirely boring yourself

You: thank you!

You: oh dammit.

You: I just bought a Japanese cd by accident

Stranger: Burn it!

You: and my iTunes thing is ripping everything in Chinese characters and stuff.

Stranger: I mean, literally!

You: iTunes is retarded

You: it can't tell anything about any cd tracks or anything.

You: urgh.

Stranger: heh

Stranger: Let me try to guess where you're from

You: oh wait

You: I changed them into english :D

You: maybe it's not retarded after all

You: ok.

Stranger: Give me three guesses

Stranger: I think it's fair, considering the size of the world

You: all right.

You: wait.

You: is this the COUNTRY I live in or what?

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: Yeah I guess

You: Lols.

You: That should be easy; I'm either in the US or the UK or Australia, statistically

Stranger: That's only because I noticed you spoke good English

You: yeah

You: I mean there are obviously fluent people outside of those countries but most of them are in those three ;)

You: I don't know why I just winked at you.

You: that's very unlike me, actually

Stranger: I have that effect on people

Stranger: I give them the urge to wink at me

You: Probably because you are unbelievably sexy or something

Stranger: I think that has a major influence on this

You: You can tell how unbelievably sexy you are because your first quesition was whether or not I was wet.

You: very kinky

Stranger: The ladies love it

You: Some of they guys do too, I'm sure

You: I know I just FLOCK to the doors of people who greet others by asking if they're wet

You: That kind of thing turns me on

Stranger: I know

Stranger: Don't tell anyone else though

Stranger: Or else everyone will start doing it

You: It'll be our secret ;)

You: see I winked agian

You: again*

Stranger: haha

You: but that was an appropriate situation for a wink.

Stranger: Yeah

You: you remind me of another guy I've talked to a few times

You: slightly.

Stranger: Is that guy undeniably hot and incomprehensibly awesome?

You: .......Well.

You: Depends on your perspective.

You: Personally I and most others think that he is at least SLIGHTLY awesome

You: and depending on your taste in men I think he might be undeniably hot to you

Stranger: Then he isn't like me

Stranger: I an undeniably hot to all taste

Stranger: I am UNIVERSALLY HOT

You: Yeah?

Stranger: I just invented that

Stranger: It's cool

You: B)

You: ^cool glasses again

You: The cool glasses are sexy.

Stranger: You were winking behind those glasses, right?

You: Hm.

You: Might've been.

Stranger: heh

You: Do you know any Javiers?

You: Just curious.

Stranger: I don't know what that is...

You: It's a name.

You: XD.

You: It is a mexican name I believe

Stranger: I don't know any... obviously

You: I don't think I do either.

Stranger: I don't know any mexicans at all

You: O_O

You: Where the FUCK are YOU from?

You: I thought Mexicans were EVERYWHERE

Stranger: I was expecting that question

You: There are more MEXICANS in america than AMERICANS

You: for christ's sake

You: obviously you are not american.

Stranger: Yeah

You: my money's on british then.

Stranger: You lost your money

You: Actually you have a certain British characteristic to you.

Stranger: Oh shit!

Stranger: That's a serious offense!

Stranger: Wait, is it a cool characteristic?

You: I'm not sure.

You: Depends on who you're talking to

Stranger: I'm talking to you

Stranger: >.>

You: if it's an american female they'd probably find your accent undeniably sexy

You: I haven't heard your accent, though.

You: So I

You: am not sure.

You: damn enter key.

Stranger: I live in London for 8 years

Stranger: lived*

You: Wait, do you have the cockney accent or something? :\

You: I only know like two british accent divisions btw.

Stranger: heh

Stranger: I don't think I have a British accent

You: O_O

You: how is that possible??

You: You live in Britain.

You: England.

You: Whatever. I keep getting them confused.

Stranger: No, I LIVED in Britain

You: I think there's a rule, like Scottish people are British but not English or something.

You: Anyway.

Stranger: Britian is the whole UK

Stranger: England is just part

You: Right.

You: Okay then.

You: I memorized the difference for geography class but I've forgotten it already

Stranger: It's pretty simple

You: Yeah.

Stranger: Britian is just the group of all the countries there

Stranger: Except Ireland

You: Really?

You: I thought north irelandish people were British too.

You: Dammit.

Stranger: Only north

You: o good ^_^

Stranger: That's considered a different country from Ireland

You: yes.

You: because they are like, not catholic there

You: and stuff.

Stranger: Something like that

You: or something.

Stranger: I don't care

You: yeah.

You: XD

Stranger: So want to guess again?

You: Wait, so you aren't in the UK

You: Hmm.

Stranger: No

Stranger: I said I LIVED there

Stranger: PAST TENSE

You: and you clearly aren't in the US cuz you know no mexicans.

Stranger: heh

You: That leaves...

You: every other country in the world!!

You: Wheeeeeee

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: One you probably haven't heard of

Stranger: I'm willing to bet you haven't anyway

You: Okay.

Stranger: Like, every valuebale thing I have

You: Afghanistan?

You: Albania?

Stranger: Ofcourse you heard of Afghanistan

You: Algeria?

Stranger: no

You: Damn this.

Stranger: You won't guess

You: Andorra?

Stranger: no

You: Angola?

You: Antigua?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: Alphabetical order

You: You suck.

You: Um.

You: Countries most people haven't heard of.

You: Ivory Coast?

Stranger: no

You: Is it in Africa?

Stranger: no

You: That leaves Europe then.

Stranger: no

You: Fuck.

You: Asia?

Stranger: yes

You: You CAN'T be south american

You: yeah.

You: cuz you'd know a mexican then :P

Stranger: Yeah

You: Is it one of those hot-assed mosquito-ridden hellholes?

Stranger: no

You: ..........is it one of those hot-assed sand-ridden hellholes?

Stranger: NAMES

You: you're a lame person.

You: um.

You: iran iraq afghanistan pakistan the other one the other one saudi arabia oman yemen

You: um lebanon

You: isreal

Stranger: nope

You: those are technically asian.

Stranger: BUT NO

You: china russia mongolia thailand japan indonesia

You: java

You: which is part of indonesia i think....

Stranger: no

Stranger: nonono

Stranger: NONONO

You: NO

Stranger: Give up?

You: .........

You: Hmph.

You: yeah.

Stranger: Kyrgyzstan

You: I've totally heard of that country B)

You: I just... couldn't spell it

Stranger: haha

You: so I didn't mention it.

You: Kazagchistan is another one

You: or however the FUCK you spell those damn arabic countries

Stranger: Kazahzstan

You: whatever.

You: Hmph.

Stranger: And not arabic

You: Again, whatever.

You: It's all Arabic to us americans.

Stranger: Yeah

You: it's like if a guy is from greece the airport security ppl are like, OOH AN ARAB LET'S PAT DOWN HIS ASS

You: *PATPAT*

You: *FEELFEEL*

You: et cetera

Stranger: haha

Stranger: I love the *FEELFEEL* part

You: Thanks.

You: I've been working on my humor skills here on omegle.

You: Just goes to show how little of a life I have

Stranger: Have a little of a life means you'll lose less when you die

You: .....Very Wise.

You: However, having a little of a life means also that you'll be unhappy when you die :P

Stranger: Having no life is a lame insult anyway

You: That's really true!

You: Just because somebody's life does not fit into your stereotype of a "normal" life does not mean anything.

You: It certainly doesn't mean they don't love their life as much as the next random Joe Schmoe or something.

Stranger: We have similiar thoughts

Stranger: Except my thoughts are better

You: Lols.

You: I actually say "lawls" in real life all the time.

You: It's quite scary.

Stranger: That is uncool...

You: I know.

You: I'm so ashamed of myself.

You: It's usually in a sarcastic context, tho.

You: Like:

You: *teenybopper walks by*

Teenybopper: SO I was lyk watching Zach Effron and I lyk want to have like FIVE MILLION OF HIS BABIES SQUEE

me: lawls.

You: or something.

You: That was a lame example, but whatever.

Stranger: You should stop doing that anyway

You: *shame*

You: I will definitely take your advice

You: since you are obviously an eminent sex symbol whom I should admire

Stranger: Obviously

Stranger: So obvious it was redundant to even say that I am

You: Yes.

You: There's something about your red Stranger tag that just boosts you to the level of porn-star sex-god-sexy

You: you don't even have to say anything

Stranger: In my chat I am a blue You...

You: But in my eyes you are a red Stranger.

You: Which is sexy.

Stranger: haha

You: Because red is a sexy color.

Stranger: I like red

You: S is a sexy letter to.

You: because s is the first letter in SEX OMG LOLS

Stranger: It has sexy curves

You: I SAID SEX

You: HAHAHA

You: I'm so mature B)

Stranger: I'd say you're about 16

You: actually I'm only fifteen

Stranger: What do you mean only?

Stranger: I was pretty damn close

You: I mean only as in I wish I were older

You: sort of.

Stranger: That's insulting my good guess

You: That actually is a good guess.

You: ^_^

Stranger: Thank you

You: I would guess you are in your early twenties

You: but I suck at guessing so I'm probably wrong

Stranger: You guessed right!

You: Yay!!!

Stranger: The part where you're wrong I mean...

You: Fuck.

You: I was thinking that was too enthusiastic for your Omegle Persona, actually.

You: an ! doesn't seem quite your style somehow

Stranger: You mean giving false hope and crushing it?

You: No, the saying something with a ! on the end of it.

You: Oh, that reminds me that I'm a nerd

You: I saw something that was like, count to 3! and I said, don't you mean count to 9 B)

You: I'm so fucking nerdy and cool

You: Shit. I mean six.

Stranger: Haha

Stranger: I like math too

You: Not nine.

You: Dammit.

Stranger: Yeah factorial

You: Righto.

Stranger: 3x2x1

You: ^_^

You: everybody else was like "wtf yur lyk so werd

You: end quotation

You: that I forgot

You: because I press enter too much.

Stranger: I'm going to be a math major

Stranger: So I'm a bigger nerd than you

You: I'm not actually ESPECIALLY GOOD at math.

You: I mean I'm at the topish of my class, but that's cuz my class is stupid.

You: Or filled with stupid people.

You: But it's.... it's cool.

You: I mean, I admire it. Or something.

Stranger: Math is cool

Stranger: It's elegant

You: Yes.

You: That's what I meant.

Stranger: I word it better

You: My favorite part is when you find a seashell that's a fib spiral or something ^_^

Stranger: Logarithmic Spiral

You: Fib Spiral sounds more cool.

You: Because I don't trust myself to spell Fibonnacci correctly

You: see I probably spelled it wrong

Stranger: Fibonacci I think

You: I think it only has one n

You: yeah.

Stranger: But I'm not sure

You: my math teacher was wanting to waste our time so she could grade papers one day,

You: so she wrote on the board, 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5...

Stranger: Doesn't start with 0

You: and she said, "Whoever can name this pattern will get extra credit"

You: I KNOW.

You: Lawls again.

You: and then I yelled out "ITS THE FIBONACCI SEQUENCE"

You: and everyone was like "that damn girl, she's so nerdy and weird"

You: and my math teacher didn't even give me extra points.

You: cuz she's a ho.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: I would argue with her

Stranger: And I would win the argument

You: There's a boy in my class who would do that too.

You: Except he always fails at arguing.

You: Because though he is smart, he is not HALF as smart as he THINKS he is.

Stranger: I see the problem

Stranger: Also, I just found out you're a girl

You: Amazing.

Stranger: I wasn't really paying attention

Stranger: I think you hinted it before

You: Yeah.

You: ...

You: our conversation faile

You: oh wait you're typing

Stranger: I wasn't

You: failed*

You: damn enter key AGAINZZZZ.

Stranger: Why did it fail?

Stranger: It was going pretty good

You: Because it was quiet for almost FIVE SECONDS O_O

Stranger: OH SHIT!

You: that is very long for a conversation on Omegle.

You: CHARGING....

You: CLEAR!

You: :P

Stranger: How long have we been talking?

You: I has revived it.

You: Using my powers that I developed from watching House M.D.

You: I really don't know.

Stranger: House M.D is cool

You: YES IT IS!

 

You: I'm such a fangirl over it.

Stranger: House reminds me of me

You: House reminds ME of my dad.

Stranger: Except I'm cooler

You: He's a scientist.

You: NOBODY IS COOLER THAN DOCTOR GREGORY HOUSE MEDICAL DOCTORATE

You: DON'T EVEN GO THERE.

Stranger: sorry...

Stranger: I'll be quiet

You: YOU SHOULD BE SORRY.

Stranger: And he's not real

You: ....

You: DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT ARGUMENT.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: ok, sorry

Stranger: I am honestly sorry

Stranger: But I lie sometimes

You: Everybody Lies. :D

Stranger: Yeah, they do

You: that's actually true.

Stranger: I thought of that before house >:C

You: I took one of those retarded Facebook quizzes about House and it asked me if Everybody Lied and I said yep and then they were like ZOMG YUR TOTALLY LYK HOUSE.

You: O_o

Stranger: Stupid quiz

You: ALL facebook quizzes = stupidity personified

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: That's why I don't use facebook

You: I only take them to laugh at the typos

You: Facebook is pretty stupid overall, actually

You: I only use it to reassure myself that I have friends in actuallity

Stranger: I guess it's useful for that

Stranger: But I have no need to assure myself that I have friends

You: Because you're cool.

You: I think I'm starting to get it

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: You are improving

You: thanks sensei

Stranger: Call me Majstor

You: thanks majstor

Stranger: better

 

 

 

TO BE CONTINUED

:lol:

 

Goodbye everyone. :escaping: :nice:

 

You: OMG ITS DYING AGAIN

Stranger: QUICKLY

You: GRAB THE PADDLES

Stranger: DO SOMETHING UNETHICAL!

You: WE NEED TO INTUBATE

 

You: QUICK, BELITTLE SOME CLINIC PATIENTS!!!!

Stranger: LET'S TRY SHOCKING HIS ASS TO PISS OF CUDDY!

You: YEAH!!!

You: THEN WE CAN HAVE SEX WITH HER IN OUR MINDS

Stranger: BUT REALLY WE WANT TO THINK OF CASES!

You: EXACTLY

You: BECAUSE OUR MINDS ARE FUCKED UP LIKE THAT

You: AND WE SEE DIAGNOSES AS GLOWY BLUE THINGS ON PEOPLE WHO ARE IN BLACK AND WHITE

Stranger: AND OUR SUBCONSCIENCE TALKS TO US THROW WEIRD WOMEN!

You: AND APPARENTLY WE WILL HINT THAT WE WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH WILSON TO PLEASE THE YAOI FANGIRLS

Stranger: AND WE ALSO WANT SEX WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND

You: AND WE ALSO WANT SEX WITH ANYTHING THAT HAS A HUMAN VAJINA

 

You: VAGINA

You: I CANT FUCKING SPELL

You: FUCK.

Stranger: BUT WE CAN REALLY SPELL

Stranger: THAT'S JUST THE STUPID PART

You: ALSO AN ANUS IF IT IS WILSON'S POSSIBLY

You: HINTED AT.

Stranger: AT CAMERON TOO IN THE FIRST SEASON BUT THEN WE FORGOT ABOUT HER

You: EXCEPT WHEN WE KISSED HER AND THEN SHE TRIED TO STAB OUR ASS WITH A HYPODERMIC NEEDLE

Stranger: AND THAT HOT CSI CHICK

You: AND CHASE'S PERFECLTY COIFFED HAIR

Stranger: I LOVE HIS HAIR

Stranger: I WANT TO FUCK HIS HAIR

You: AND THIRTEENS SEXY SEXY LESBIAN SLASH BISEXUAL BODY

Stranger: AND THAT MIDGET WOMAN IN ONE EPISODE

You: AND THAT 83 YEAR OLD PERSON WHO MADE THE POEM

You: EXCEPT THAT'D BE KIND OF GROSS

Stranger: YEAH I THINK THAT'S A LITTLE TOO FAR

You: BUT OUR SUBCONCIOUS STILL WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH HER

You: WHILST SOLVING CASES

You: BECAUSE OUR SUBCONCIOUS WANTS SEX WITH EVERYONE WHILST SOLVING CASES

You: it's so much fun to make fun of your favorite things ^_^

Stranger: this was fun

Stranger: I loved doing this

Stranger: I was running out of material though

You: me too D:

You: we were sort of repeating ourselves

Stranger: is there a season 5 by the way?

Stranger: no we weren't

You: Yes.

You: HAVEN'T YOU SEEN IT O_O

Stranger: I watched up until season 4

You: The finale of season 4 was sooo sooo sooo good.

You: I actually cried during it and everything. very pathetic

Stranger: It was sad

Stranger: I didn't cry, but probably because I don't express my emotions

You: You're so awesome and cool

Stranger: Because I don't express my emotions?

You: Exactly

You: emo people do that often

You: except they do express emotions

You: but only sad ones

Stranger: I express happy ones from time to time

Stranger: But never sad ones

Stranger: Or overly happy ones

You: I express overly happy ones probaby too much.

You: It really lowers my Coolness Index.

You: *shame*

Stranger: Well if you don't express them, you don't get a good feeling

You: That's partially true

Stranger: It's pretty acurate

Stranger: I know because I do it

You: If you just walk around with a smile on your face it cheers you up

You: or at least it does with me

Stranger: haha

You: except old people always smile back at me and wave

You: O_o

Stranger: Probably pedophiles

You: Everyone knows the world is rife with pedophiles

You: especially the 90 year old woman with the walker

You: she's totally a lesbo rapist of children

Stranger: I think I'll be a pedo when I grow up

You: You're reminding me of the other guy again.

You: He said once "I'd like to rape you, though, just to keep you on your toes"

Stranger: He was on omegle?

You: No.

Stranger: Gay people told me that they wanted to rape me

Stranger: Boosted my ego

You: Gay people frequently do that as a joke

You: It's because they are strange.

Stranger: They're ok

Stranger: I have gay friends

You: My entire school is basically gay people.

You: By "my entire school" I mean about... eh ~5-10%

Stranger: Heh

You: but there are enough flamboyant lesbians to make it seem like it's the entire school

Stranger: Flamboyant gays are annoying

You: Oooh, the ones that get the lisp on purpose PISS ME OFF

Stranger: If you're gay in Kyrgyzstan you'll get beaten

You: ....

Stranger: Yeah

You: Kyrgyzstan sucks.

You: -_-

You: it is not nearly as Cool as my school is

Stranger: It has some problems

Stranger: Like, RELIGION

You: LIKE BEING IN THE DESERT

 

You: LIKE THE ARABS

You: Religion pisses me off

Stranger: lol

Stranger: not a desert

Stranger: And yeah, religion sucks

You: especially people who try to convert you

Stranger: people do that to me

Stranger: Muslims

You: like I was eight years old and I went to a park and there was this blow-up bouncy thing

You: Do you know what I'm talking about?

You: The ones where you go inside without your shoes and bounce around.

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: I know

You: Well I went in it and I was like "zomg this is so cool are you going to put it up again?"

You: and this SEVEN YEAR OLD BOY came up to me and said, "you should join our church we do fun stuff like this all the time"

Stranger: haha

You: And then I said, "I don't go to chuch."

You: and he went "O_O WELL YOU BETTER GET CHO ASS OVER TO CHURCH TO GET YO SOUL SAVED THEN"

Stranger: I find satisfaction in putting doubt in their hearts

You: you're mean :P

Stranger: They fucking deserve it\

You: haha

You: A lot of Muslim people do

You: cuz they like, beat their wives and shit

You: At least most Christian churches are "reformed"

Stranger: You're being a little too American

You: I know.

You: oh!

You: Although I did read BOTH The Kite Runner AND A Thousand Splendid Suns

You: so that shows that I am Open To Other Cultures ^_^

Stranger: no, no it doesn't

Stranger: Those are just books to make Americans feel that they are

You: um, YES, it DEFINTELY DOES.

You: I WATCHED SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE DAMMIT

You: I FELT SORRY FOR THE PEOPLE IN SLUMS.

Stranger: THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING

Stranger: YOU'RE LIKE A MISSIONARY NOW

You: EXACTLY

You: EXCEPT WITHOUT THE LIKING RELIGION PART

Stranger: YEAH

Stranger: OH YEAH!!!

Stranger: heart rate dropping

You: NO

You: PUSH THIRTY CCS OF SOMETHING INTERFERON OR SOMETHING

You: THAT SHOULD SHOCK THEIR SYSTEMS INTO DOING SOMETHING

Stranger: let's trying to push it somewhere fun!

You: .........

You: haha

Stranger: I'm not from Kyrgyzstan by the way

You: I KNEW IT

You: They don't have delicious cocktails there

Stranger: Yeah they do

Stranger: I live here

You: oh.

Stranger: and I drink them

You: what.

You: question mark.

Stranger: but I'm not from here

You: OH.

You: Well I KNEW that.

Stranger: Ofcourse

Stranger: And yes, I am going to make you ask

You: No.

You: I shan't.

Stranger: Oh well

You: By the way, "shan't" is my favorite contraction

You: besides "y'all're"

You: which is only my other favorite because it has TWO apostrophes in it

Stranger: it's like magic

Stranger: did I tell you how old I was?

Stranger: Oh yeah

Stranger: you guessed wrong

You: Apparently not in your early twenties

You: yes.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: Let's change the topic

You: Lets.

Stranger: because I'll look like a pedo

You: Let's.

You: Hahaha.

You: Hold on for a moment.

You: I would say brb but I hate that phrase.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: I'll wait

Stranger: like a patient pedo

You: http://izit.org/~rob/links/cache/pedobear.jpg

Stranger: pedobear is cool

You: He is.

Stranger: the mascot of my people!

You: His name should be PedoB)ear

You: THAT is how cool he is

Stranger: No

You: Yes.

Stranger: I am 34 by the way

You: Pshaw.

You: I know older people.

You: For example, my father.

Stranger: wow

You: Also, my English teacher.

Stranger: And your other teachers

You: .....DAMN, you caught me

Stranger: 16

You: ......

You: Very Wise again

Stranger: Because I'm 16?

You: No, because

You: um...

You: Hmm.

You: I know!

You: Because I was being sarcastic.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: So I'm not wise because I'm 16?

You: STOP CONFUSING ME

You: WAH.

Stranger: haha

You: You're not even making any sense

Stranger: Yes I am

Stranger: You're not

You: Oh GOD not THAT argument again

You: T_T

You: Our English teacher makes us say that sort of intellectual crap ALL YEAR

Stranger: NO YOU

You: YES ME

Stranger: NO, YOU!

You: IIE ANATA

You: that was my mad japanese skills B)

Stranger: are you a weaboo?

You: I don't know what that is but no, I am not.

Stranger: good

You: If it is related to People Who Want To Learn Japanese, no I am DEFINITELY not

You: on averate, People Who Want To Learn Japanese annoy me.

Stranger: it's like wigger, but for Japanese

You: average*

You: oh, wapanese?

You: those people are by far the MOST ANNOYING of the People Who Want To Learn Japanese

Stranger: also called weaboo

Stranger: they are

Stranger: good thing I live in Asia

Stranger: so no one wants to be like Japanese

You: hahahahaha

You: I have wapanese friends that eat nothing but ramen and Pocky

You: but they won't touch bitter green tea

Stranger: I hate tea

You: Lollerskates.

You: What?

Stranger: tea sucks

Stranger: TEA SUCKS!

You: Tea is delicious :(

You: And healthy D:

Stranger: it's disgusting

Stranger: healthy yes

You: Add sugar.

Stranger: still disgusting

You: Get the right flavor.

You: There are dozens, you know.

You: Some are quite tasty with sugar.

Stranger: I tried a lot

Stranger: and they all suck

You: D:

Stranger: I'm not going to try ALL the flavors

Stranger: I tried enough to make the conclusion that TEA SUCKS

You: ........

You: well that is NOT very scienTIFICAL of you now IS IT.

Stranger: I made an assumption and I tested it on a number of teas

Stranger: I had consistent results

Stranger: The chances are the results will repeat

You: FOR YOU they might.

You: therefore TEA SUCKS TO YOU.

Stranger: WELL EVERTHING IS FUCKING RELATIVE THEN

You: Gasp!

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: Scary

You: I'm so afraid

You: It's almost like the Lady In The Water

Stranger: I didn't get that referrence

You: It's an american horror movie

You: it sucks/sucked

Stranger: Wow

Stranger: It doesn't just suck, or sucked

Stranger: It does both

You: Hold on, I have a question.

You: In your opinion, is cheese similar to a kind of meat?

Stranger: Cheese?

Stranger: The taste is way different

You: But!

You: Tomatoes don't taste like fruit, but they ARE FRUIT.

Stranger: The texture too

You: Additionally, cheese comes from an animal

Stranger: It comes from milk

You: and snail meat doesn't taste like regular meat either

You: Milk comes from animals

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: But it's not meat

Stranger: Is urine meat?

You: It is high in protien

You: Milk is, I mena.

You: mean*

You: No, urine is not meat.

Stranger: BUT IT COMES FROM ANIMALS!

You: BECAUSE it is a WASTE PRODUCT

You: MILIK is meant to be USED FOR ENERGY

Stranger: bad argument

You: which most of meat can be used for the animals' energy also

Stranger: they can both be used for energy

Stranger: woohoo

Stranger: not the same

You: your mom's a bad argument so there

Stranger: your argument was stupid

Stranger: I was disappointed

Stranger: I thought you were cool

You: *shame*

You: Would it help if I said that's just what one of my crazy vegan friends says?

You: I told her honey was a meat too

You: and she got all flustered

Stranger: haha

Stranger: I'm not a vegan

You: People who are vegan but still eat honey are lame.

Stranger: so you gain nothing from those stupid arguments

Stranger: on me anyway

Stranger: I ate rabbit meat today even

You: If you are a vegan and will not eat honey because it exploits the bees, you are crazy and dedicated enough for a thumbs-up from me

You: I hear rabbit is delicious

Stranger: it is

Stranger: the meat is tender

You: Lamb is delicious also.

Stranger: I tried dog too

You: Although I feel slightly bad about eating it.

You: I plan to go to China and have deep-fried starfish

Stranger: Dog wasn't so good

Stranger: Heh

Stranger: I'm right next to China

Stranger: and I have a 22 year old friend asking me to go there

You: OH I know where you are then!

You: I watched a food documentary about your area

You: I think it was your country

Stranger: It's not mine

You: You Have Very Diverse Taste In Food

You: As A Resident Of Your Country

Stranger: Why Do YOu Type Like This

You: I don't know.

Stranger: It Is Annoying To Read If You Do That

You: I like to capitalize the first letter of words/phrases that are supposedly important.

You: No, whATs aN0yING tO rEAd is StuFF lyK THis

You: plus it takes forever to type

Stranger: I feel good about that

Stranger: you're probably more annoyed from typing that

You: hahahahaha

Stranger: I'm getting sleepy...

You: I'm sorry.

Stranger: Why?

You: Being sleepy sucks.

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: I have sleeping problems

Stranger: And sleeping pills

You: Ew.

You: sleep problems suck even worse :(

Stranger: I took three once and slept 18 hours

Stranger: I felt great after that

You: wow

You: you must have no job or something

Stranger: I'm 16

You: OH!

You: It is all becoming clear to me. ;)

Stranger: I told you before

You: I know; I was kidding

You: ..................

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: I'm sleep deprived right now

You: Well then if you are sleep deprived and also sleepy you should go to sleep

You: Just my $00.02

Stranger: Also knows as 2 cents

You: Also known as YOU JUST STATED THE OBVIOUS

Stranger: $2x10^-2 is cooler

You: no, $2x10^-2 is NERDIER

You: :P

Stranger: it's still cool

You: Depends on if you think nerdy is cool

You: hold on again, I am thirsty.

Stranger: I might fall asleep...

Stranger: while you're gone

Stranger: and die alone!!!

Stranger: crap

You: that'd suck.

You: I just got me my drink, though. ^_^

You: so as long as you're alive you should be ok.

You: and unless you're having rigor mortis to type with you probably are.

Stranger: my eyes feel dry...

You: Try blinking.

Stranger: not working

You: Try eyedrops.

Stranger: it's the type of dryness that needs long periods of time of closed-eye-ness

You: Also known as sleep.

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: STATING THE OBVIOUS

You: Perhaps that is why you should sleep.

You: Wondering if you'd catch that :P

You: Wondered.

You: Dammit, I can't form an english sentance

Stranger: sentence*

You: NO

You: WHY AM I SO BAD AT SPELLING TODAY

Stranger: just today?

You: Idk.

You: I don't typically notice

Stranger: Unless someone like me points it out to humiliate you

You: I know, it's quite humilating to have your spelling mistakes revealed by a kinky sex god such as yourself

Stranger: KINKY

You: Kinky is the name of a Mexican band.

Stranger: I have the feeling that they're hot

You: I'm not sure.

You: They might be of the "wish they were hot so they got into a band to get girls" variety

Stranger: Chicks dig names like "kinky"

Stranger: If I made a band, I would have called it "ARE YOU WET?"

You: Chicks also dig names like "tyler" I believe

Stranger: Why do chicks do that?

You: I don't know.

You: I just said that randomly to see what your reaction would be

Stranger: I should know... I'm a chick

Stranger: WHY DON'T I KNOW?

You: Maybe you are secretly a lesbian

Stranger: maybe...

Stranger: or maybe I'm a man on the inside!?

You: STATING THE OBVIOUS

You: all lesbians are at least partially men on the inside

You: or scratch that:

Stranger: also, I'm not a chick

You: all lesbians are at least partially STRAIGHT men on the inside

You: many straight women are also

Stranger: heh

Stranger: are straight women partially gay men?

You: no, they are partially pansexual goats

Stranger: I met a pansexual once

Stranger: she was cool

You: Really?

You: Mawesome.

You: With an m.

Stranger: she was also a math major

Stranger: and didn't express her emotions

You: SOOPER MAWESOME B)

Stranger: she was like me, but she was being me so much better

You: was she a sex idol?

Stranger: I just chatted with her

You: OH MY GOD MY NEW IPOD HAS A MAZE GAME APP THING.

Stranger: life has meaning now

You: it is where you TILT THE IPOD TO MOVE THE CIRCLE

You: IT USES THE COOL ACCELOROMETERS

You: I AM IN LOVE

You: It is PHYSICS-BASED for CHRIST'S SAKE

Stranger: MARRY THE APP

You: <3

Stranger: I can be the preacher guy thing

Stranger: whats-he-called

You: preacehr?

You: preacher.

You: fuck it again.

You: I JUST BEAT A LEVEL

You: HEART <3

Stranger: I less than 3 you

You: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

Stranger: It was pretty damn obvious

Stranger: You're keeping me from sleeping you know

You: Click the Disconnect button.

You: It works whenever I try

Stranger: I don't want to

Stranger: And you know that

Stranger: And that's the only reason you suggested I do that

You: :

You: :o

You: you see what I did there?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: you were trying to look like you don't care

Stranger: but you do

You: Okay.

You: I love it when people tell me what I'm really feeling

Stranger: People have told me that I'm better than the psychologists that they've been seeing

You: Most psychologists are morons though.

Stranger: I have a friend that finished studying psychology

Stranger: she's cool

You: she must be the exception then

Stranger: She is also hot

You: Ooh!

You: Hot people are sexy

Stranger: They generally tend to be

You: haha

Stranger: She's also my father's ex-girlfriend...

You: WOAH

Stranger: Yeah

You: we are getting into SOAP OPERA MATERIAL HERE

You: FETCH THE CAMERA

Stranger: I know

Stranger: I think my father is over her now

You: by the way my new ipod is retarded

You: I've only put on about 100 songs so far and already there are 20 copies of the same album

You: because it's being stupid

You: I don't know why it is so stupid

Stranger: I think it's somehow your fault

You: I think it's somehow got something to do with the fact that I am Very Bad and pirated half of my music

You: the damn pirate people never assign the proper album title to their mp3s

You: assholes

Stranger: a little ungrateful, are we?

You: eh, possibly

You: I'll see if I can fix it

Stranger: You should give me your MSN now

Stranger: Because I might fall asleep at any moment

You: Okay.

You: I hardly ever use msn but whatever

You: my email thing is [email protected]

You: before you ask, sinback is my last name.

Stranger: Well use it more often now

You: I've gotten all sorts of reactions for telling people that

Stranger: I wasn't going to ask

You: they're like, ooh are you a superhero or something

You: and I say, no, how is that even related -_-

Stranger: I don't know...

You: THEN they make the regular joke about ROFL YOU SIN ON YOUR BACK

Stranger: yeah I thought of that

You: I've been getting it since second grade

You: ie since before I could even understand it XD

Stranger: heh

Stranger: I wasn't going to use it because I was sure you heard it countless times before

You: thanks!

Stranger: I'm considerate

You: i've noticed so far

Stranger: you should also log in more often now

Stranger: you have much more incentive to

You: oright

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: so do it

You: okay.

Stranger: thank you

You: you're quite welcom

You: welcome

You: fuck me and my enter key

Stranger: I refuse to fuck you

Stranger: but I apprecite the offer

You: LOLS

You: THAT WUZ FUNNY

You: appreciate*

Stranger: I am sleep deprived!

Stranger: I have a good excuse

Stranger: you have none

You: THEN GO TO SLEEP

You: good night

You: or morning

You: or whatever time it is there

Stranger: 2 am

You: yeah that's night still

Stranger: it's morning techinally

Stranger: technically*

You: technicalities are for lame people

Stranger: shut up :(

Stranger: you're not going to log onto msn at all after this, are you?

You: I probably will one day

You: when I am excessively bored B)

 

 

TO BE CONTINUED STILL

 

You: God hopes you aren't a decrepit old man by then

Stranger: Why does God hope?

Stranger: God can do what he wants

You: I say god hopes

You: because MY god does what I want him to do

You: it's annoying trying to put emphasis on I here

You: there are no italics and you can't exactly capitalize it :\

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: italic

Stranger: doesn't work

You: STATED THE OBVIOUS

Stranger: NO

Stranger: shit my head is starting to hurt

You: GO

You: TO

You: SLEEP

Stranger: I am having fun

You: But sleep > fun

You: cuz you can have fun dreams in your sleep

You: kill two birds w/ one stone

Stranger: I don't usually dream

You: that's cuz you HAVE A SLEEP DISORDER

Stranger: probably

You: is it possible to be a pedophile if you are only seventeen or so and are pedophileish toward a fourteen year old girl?

Stranger: not 14

Stranger: maybe like 10

You: thanks for the imput

Stranger: input

You: I feel the strong moral urge to disconnect this conversation

You: shut the fuck up

You: for your own good.

Stranger: why?

You: because I beleive in people getting sleep

Stranger: heh

Stranger: it's my body and my choice!

You: Just like abortion!

Stranger: STATING THE OBVIOUS

You: only technically it is both your body and the body of the parasitic fetus feeding you in the case of abortion

You: feeding ON you*

You: if it was feeding you you would be pretty sick

Stranger: haha feeding you

You: marshma-lmao

Stranger: stem cells!

You: ^are the answer to medicine

You: it's true

You: it said so in Scientific American

Stranger: yeah, it's a little fucked up to

Stranger: though*

Stranger: damn...

You: *pat*

You: more evidence of YOUR NEED FOR SLEEP

You: STATING THE OBVIOUS

Stranger: yeah

You: see I caught myself B)

Stranger: I like how you're proud of catching yourself

Stranger: even used cool glasses

You: that I was winking at you behind

Stranger: oh, I see

You: ZOMG A REFERENCE TO OUR EARLIER CONVERSATION LIKE TWO HOURS AGO

Stranger: YEAH

Stranger: WE TALKED SO LONG

Stranger: THAT WE CAN NOW MAKE REFERRENCES TO OUR CONVERSATION

You: amazing

Stranger: doesn't usually happen on omegle

You: yeah a typical omegle conversation goes like this:

You: You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: How're you?

You: Stranger: a/s/l

You: Stranger: let's fuck

You: You have disconnected

Stranger: for me it's like this

Stranger: Stranger: m/f?

Stranger: You: m

Stranger: partnet disconnected

Stranger: partner*

You: lols again

You: I had this game I played with my friends

You: We would go on omegle at a certain time each day and say 42 to everybody we met

You: Everybody reacted to me like "too old do not want your partner has disconnected"

You: lols.

You: Actually a funny instance was where I said 45

You: 42*

You: and they said:

You: what is 4

You: 2

You: and then I said, it's the length of my penis

You: and then they said "cool let's fuck"

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: gay people asked me for pics of my penis here

You: When I was seven I went in a M4M chat room to see what M4M stood for

Stranger: men 4 men?

You: and the first thing that happened was somebody asked how long my "dic" was

You: I said, "what's a dic"

You: and then they said "oh you must be foreign it's another name for penis"

You: then they said "let's fuck"

Stranger: haha

You: and I left.

Stranger: cool story

You: I know.

Stranger: you're evil for keeping me awake

You: THE WORLD IS VIL

You: EVIL

You: SAME DIFFERENCE

Stranger: I think it's more VIL than EVIL though

Stranger: So what's your nationality?

You: Ooooh!

You: There is a very large difference between nationality, ethnicity and race B)

You: I totally learned that in my geography class

You: personally I am Palestinian

You: because I adopted it as my nationality as a joke during lunch a few weeks ago

Stranger: cool, I'm Palestinian

You: Anybody who wants to can be Palestinian

Stranger: I was joking though

You: they just have to dislike Jewish people

You: that's like the only critereon

You: except I like Jewish people

You: so I guess I am a bad palestenian

Stranger: Muslim people hate Jewish people

You: That's why Christian people often like Israelis

You: Because they dislike Muslims and don't want to appear anti-sematic

You: or however you spell that

Stranger: I knew it

Stranger: but I can't remember >.>

You: That reminds me of a House-ism!!!!!!!

You: Patient: I don't care about SEMANTICS (see it isn't sematics)

House: you anti-semantic BASTARD

You: ROFLIECAKES

You: I had to look up what semantics was *shame*

Stranger: heh

Stranger: House has cool lines

Stranger: but there are some stupid parts

Stranger: like what the fuck happened to Foremans brain damage?

Stranger: he just magically started to be normal

You: Yeah.

You: I know.

You: He just went back to being House Lit

You: Lite*

Stranger: House Dark

You: and people went back to complaining that he was House LIte

You: lite

You: again

You: OH

You: I see what you did there again

Stranger: yeah

You: rofliemcmuffins

Stranger: no

Stranger: there was another part I didn't like

Stranger: but I can't remember it

You: I dislike several parts

You: but I like the show overall VERY much

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: So what is your real nationality?

You: U.S.-ian I suppose

Stranger: No

Stranger: You suggested something else

You: Did I?

You: Besides palestinian?

Stranger: yeah

You: Huh.

You: That's odd

Stranger: I'll find it

You: .....

You: Good luck with that

Stranger: Stranger: is this the COUNTRY I live in or what?

You: I live in the U.S.

Stranger: that suggests you are not from the country you now live in

You: no it doesn't O_o

Stranger: yes it does

You: I meant did you mean the STATE I live in

You: but I didn't want to give away that I was from the U.S.

Stranger: oh

Stranger: ok

Stranger: that makes sense

You: Exactly

Stranger: STATING THE OBVIOUS

You: OH NO

Stranger: heh

You: heeh

Stranger: hheeeeeeehh

Stranger: that was a creepy laugh

You: HOOOH HAHHH

You: That was a darth vader impersonation

Stranger: Scent of a Woman

You: ?

Stranger: That guy in that movie laughed like that

You: I have never heard of that movie

Stranger: it's a cool movie

You: ...

You: You should sleep

Stranger: I think so

Stranger: but I won't see you agian

Stranger: again*

You: I promise to log onto MSN

You: and you haven't SEEN me anyway

Stranger: heh, emotional black mail is effective

You: remember my email thing.

You: ^_^

Stranger: on that note though, can I see you?

You: no.

You: For one thing I have no camera

You: for another I have no pictures of me at all

You: except ones from when I was twelve holding our pet macaw

You: in my pyjamas

You: with nappy hair

You: that I would never show anybody

You: and for a third thing...

You: i dunno I just don't like the idea of a guy from the middle east seeing my picture

You: you're obviously a pedophile so

Stranger: I'm from Europe

Stranger: but yeah, I'm a pedo

You: you'd probably masturbate all over my electronic nose D:

Stranger: electronic?

You: whatever

Stranger: first time I heard someone describe their nose as electronic...

You: my new ipod is so much fun

You: I've been tilting it around just to watch the screen orientation change for the past minute :D

Stranger: ok...

Stranger: ....

You: [/random]

Stranger: that was me in the picture by the way

You: I KNEW IT

You: You're such a sex idol

Stranger: thank you

You: you're welcome

You: actually your hair is quite cute ^_^

Stranger: it is?

Stranger: because I don't attempt to do anything with it

You: I have weird taste in hair though

You: that's the best kind

You: boys who mess with their hair are annoying

Stranger: heh

Stranger: my hair is nice a silky though

Stranger: but it's short now, so the silkiness can't be noticed

You: my hair is poofy and annoying.

You: it poofs whenever it dries

You: and I'm retarded at hair so I don't know how to fix it

You: I just put it up and try not to cry over how annoying it is

Stranger: heh

Stranger: hahahahahahaha

Stranger: I wasn't really laughing

Stranger: I just wanted to make you feel bad

You: I know.

You: I mean I knew you weren't really laughing.

You: people rarely laugh over internet chats

You: there was an xkcd comic about that once

You: xkcd = awesome

Stranger: I think I missed that one

Stranger: I read all of them

Stranger: but I don't remember this one

You: me too; it's cuz I'm a nerd.

You: I actually understand some of them

You: ^_^

Stranger: I understand almost all of the math jokes

You: *hatred*

You: OOH

Stranger: you mean *envy*

You: d'you know the one about "no pun intended"

You: I do that all the time

Stranger: yeah

You: in English class especially

You: I'll be like *intellectualbabbleintellectualbabbleNOPUNINTEDEDROFLINSIDE*

Stranger: I do the "jump in front of the police so they lose points" thing

You: haha

Stranger: I like the moving the hyphen in "sweet-ass car" and the like

Stranger: sweet ass-car

You: hahaha

You: go to sleep

You: good night

Stranger: it's only 2:30 am

You: ONLY

Stranger: the morning is still young

You: AHAHA

You: fail

You: I can barely stay up past midnight like, ever -_-

You: I'm so lame

Stranger: loser

You: Then I eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

You: that re-energizes me

You: this conversation is slowly getting boringer and boringer anyway

Stranger: I also have an eating problem

You: I have no eating problem

You: I can eat like 6000 calories per day with total impunity :]

Stranger: it's only getting boring because I'm sleepy

You: that's why you should go to sleep

Stranger: it's still interesting enough to make me not want to sleep

You: ..................

You: then I shall force myself to become boring *solemn*

Stranger: that's cheating!

You: I cheated on your mom with your sister

You: and your dog watched

You: oops I'm not being boring

Stranger: haha

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: and I have no sister

Stranger: or dog

Stranger: or mother

You: LOLS THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!111!

Stranger: dead

You: oh

You: I'm a necrophiliac didn't you know?

You: My mom is schizophrenic actually

You: as a matter of fact

Stranger: good thing I was joking, or you would look really insensitve

Stranger: oh, and sorry about that

You: haha

Stranger: I would like to be schizo though...

You: no you would not

Stranger: yeah, I would

Stranger: I would talk to my real imaginary friends

You: ur rong

Stranger: I think I would

Stranger: I've always been fascinated by hallucinations

You: Would you like to live in halfway houses and work at mcdonalds the rest of your life also?

Stranger: no

You: Then you wouldn't like to be schizo

Stranger: KEVIN NASH

Stranger: wait

Stranger: JOHN NASH

You: GO TO SLEEP

Stranger: haha

Stranger: seriously though

Stranger: JOHN NASH

You: I also don't know who that is

Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Forbes_Nash

Stranger: Great man

You: I am getting horrendously bored of this conversation

Stranger: He is a great man dammit

Stranger: and a schizo

You: I shall have to disconnect now

You: Goodbye.

You: *waits for a farewell*

Stranger: =(

You: OH NO

You: YOU USED THE EQUAL SIGN FOR EYES ON ME

You: AHH I AM INTERNALLY CONFLICTED

Stranger: oh...

Stranger: =S

You: AH

Stranger: D=

You: NO

 

You: STOPPIT

Stranger: ok, I stopped

You: thanks

You: bye

Stranger: now tell me what's wrong first

Stranger: with the equal

You: you're being boring

You: that's what's wrong

You: I find equal signs to be cuter than colons

You: so they were forcing me to stay

Stranger: =D

You: because you were making me feel guilty about leaving you

Stranger: =]

You: BUT NOW YOU ARE ANNOYING ME SO MUCH I AM FORCED TO LEAVE

You: OH NO

You: NOT THE ] SMILEY INSTEAD OF THE ) SMILEY

Stranger: square brackets too

Stranger: yeah

You: ahhh

You: =}

You: is the cutest

Stranger: it's weird...

You: it has a crooked smile

You: like in Peanuts

Stranger: >=)

You: GOODBYE

 

Stranger: ok

Stranger: MSN

You: OK

Stranger: goodbye then

Stranger: nice talking to you

You: *wave*

Stranger: *wave*

You: I can't think of a clevar response

You: so goodbye!

You have disconnected

 

 

 

IT LASTED THREE FUCKING HOURS

Im not gonna read that all :o

wow..!!!! Ma'am... you talked about Mexicans :shame:

I talked about more than THAT :lol:

:lol: well I'm not reading all that...

I'm already filling up my shiny new iPod :(

fortunately I put on multiple songs I don't really like and should probably just take off later so hopefully I'm okay...

I'm leaving cuz it's so boring here

yep.

haha...what kind of shiny new ipod did you get?

a yellow fourth gen nano! :wacko:

 

btw I'm back.

 

Anybody know any good video conversion freeware I could download?

 

I want to turn one of my House episodes into an mp4 file so's I can watch it :wacko:

wow... i got the orange one in december... i wuv it!!!! ... i just learned the sugaring technique for hair removal... it's like waxing except u use water lemon juice and sugar :wacky:

O_O

:lol:

By putting all of my music on my iPod I have realized yet again how pathetically into Coldplay I am :shame:

 

I'm such a fucking yuppie

:D

 

im pissed thought... im ipod is full of music and i have nowhere to put Juno, Pineapple Express and two Coldplay shows... ARG!