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the thread that will never reach 2000 pages and i can't think of anything cool to say cos i'm drunkk

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copy & pasted from Urban Dictionary because I am too lazy to make a real definition:

 

smartass 356 up, 42 down

A person who, by means of purpsose or not, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude.

You are in a chat:

CrazyChick: Hello room.

You: Why the fuck are you talking to a room.. There are perfectly good people here.

CrazayChick: Fuck you man Damn smartass.

i don't really hate them... i use sarcasm a lot and come off as a smart ass... just not ALL the time.

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I am a smartass then.

yeah... i think we all are.

i don't really hate them... i use sarcasm a lot and come off as a smart ass... just not ALL the time.

 

A few days ago we (my swim team) were about to get in the water except the club that we "rent"/borrow the pool from had dumped all of its members in it. (There was an indoor pool that they were SUPPOSED to swim in but I suppose it was having "issues" or something.) One of the coaches said, "We are guests at this pool," and I thought he was being sarcastic so I went, "tchah, no kidding," to agree with him and then he yelled at me for being such a smartass and told me to shut up. :lol:

 

So I suppose I fall under the "smartass" category since my swim coach told me I was one.

:lol:

 

 

yeah, we all are smartasses...

im pretty sarcastic... but only with my friends

cuz if i were all the time... people would think i need a heart

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Let's talk about rich people.

Ok. I'm rich. let's talk about me.

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Ok. I'm really rich. Let's talk about me.

Okay, I'm not rich. Let's talk about how you all are discriminating against me.

haha. Ok. let's talk about you... i'm dirt poor :(

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:lol:

 

Let's talk about my favourite linux distro.

:( it's an expression... goodness!

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all you need is bill gates.

 

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we all need love... :(

 

this!

 

but it's so hard to find :sad:

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