Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Coldplaying

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

the thread that will never reach 2000 pages and i can't think of anything cool to say cos i'm drunkk

Featured Replies

  • Author
Was it really?

 

Huh. :inquisitive: I wasn't even trying to be funny that time.

 

:lightbulb:

 

Yes, It was. :D

  • Replies 27.2k
  • Views 644.2k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Cool! :D

 

Hold on! I have a lame joke.

 

Knock knock!!

  • Author
Ashe.

 

:lol:

  • Author
:lol: i love that paul actually changed the title.

 

:D

I love Paul, period. :whee:

 

Hey Brooke! :nice: How're you?

i'm quite sure that sara wasn't done with that joke.

hello sara! i'm good, but i'm really tired, and my parents are like, "YOU GO ON THE COMPUTER TOO MUCH." :(

:lol:

 

I'll take that as Ashe Who?

 

gusenthiet (or however the fuck you spell it)!

 

AHAHA badumpish

 

NOW I'm done with the joke.

  • Author
I'll take that as Ashe Who?

 

gusentite!

 

AHAHA badumpish

 

:D

I'll take that as Ashe Who?

 

gusenthiet (or however the fuck you spell it)!

 

AHAHA badumpish

 

NOW I'm done with the joke.

 

lovely Google informs me that it's spelled gesundheit.

DESPAIR WHO?

 

(I think I know where this is headed! :wacko:)

DESPAIR TIRE IS FLAT!!

 

i looked up bad knock knock jokes. :rolleyes::P

 

here's a really dumb one:

 

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Please open the door.

 

WTF??? who asks Police who?

  • Author

Karma Police.

I've heard that one!

 

Here's another:

 

Knock knock.

  • Author

54th page.

The PROPER responce is "Lettuce WHO."

 

:shifty:

  • Author

Fitter lettuce.

Create an account or sign in to comment

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.