Well, it's been a joy to talk to you's but I must leave now. Goodbye. x

"It's really bad, especially at night. It's like my heart is on fire, like it's, uh, oh, I don't know, like it's..."

"Burning?"

"Exactly!"

"Hmm, sounds almost like heartburn."

"So, can you give me something?"

"Like a thesaurus?"

 

edit: byeee James :wacko:

Baby is a bad boy with some retro sneakers

Let's go see The Killers and make out in the bleachers

I like you a lot, lot, think you're really hot, hot

Let's go to the party heard our buddy's the DJ

Don't forget my lipstick I left it in your ashtray

I like you a lot, lot, all we want is hot, hot

"You have herpes."

"Herpes?"

"Herpes.... your turn."

haha, I remember that quote XD

 

"Arrogance has to be earned. Tell me what you've done to earn yours."

"I can walk."

"I don't bleed out of my penis."

"Would it be better if I checked out your wardrobe and questioned your ass?"

"John, John! We are going to figure out what is wrong with you. First we need to know one thing: Have you ever appeared in any pornos?"

So what's going on here?

"House's House of Whining- state your complaint."

So what's going on here?

 

HouseQuoteFest :wacko:

 

"What, you're saying I've only got one friend?"

"Uh, and who…?"

"Kevin, in Bookkeeping."

"Okay, well first of all, his name's Carl. "

"I call him Kevin. It's his secret 'friendship club' name. "

I've never watched House, so I don't understand those quotes, sadly.

I've never watched House, so I don't understand those quotes, sadly.

 

:sad:

 

You should try it. :nice: It's a nice show!

 

Hold on, I better stop before I start fangirl ravings :wacko:

IT'S FANTASTIC/ THE BEST SHOW EVER.

 

"That smugness of yours is an attractive quality."

"Thanks, it was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain."

 

quick! i'm gonna watch House... which episode should i watch?

IT'S FANTASTIC/ THE BEST SHOW EVER.

 

"That smugness of yours is an attractive quality."

"Thanks, it was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain."

 

quick! i'm gonna watch House... which episode should i watch?

 

Um, um um um.... whichever one you think of first!

 

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"Merry Christmas."

"And a happy Go To Hell."

Dead Ringers did a funny parody of House where he just walked around kicking over people in wheelchairs and belittling patients

Dead Ringers did a funny parody of House where he just walked around kicking over people in wheelchairs and belittling patients

 

That's actually fairly accurate.

I prefer Jeeves and Wooster, Hugh Laurie

I have trouble imagining myself falling in love with the show, though. It just doesn't seem like I would really like it. But who knows?

listen, sara, that's not very helpful.

 

ok, pick a number from 1-4.

listen, sara, that's not very helpful.

 

ok, pick a number from 1-4.

 

3? Why was what not helpful? :thinking:

 

I have trouble imagining myself falling in love with the show, though. It just doesn't seem like I would really like it. But who knows?

 

You wouldn't have to fall in love with it to like it :P

 

I'm not actually quite as obsessed with it as I act :rolleyes: I just like typing out random House quotes. It's an awesome show, though.

it was not helpful because i can't make my own decisions, and you told me to pick one myself. my mom does the same thing! :rolleyes: :P

 

season 3 it is! i think i shall watch either Meaning or Cane and Able.

it was not helpful because i can't make my own decisions, and you told me to pick one myself. my mom does the same thing! :rolleyes: :P

 

season 3 it is! i think i shall watch either Meaning or Cane and Able.

 

Oh. I suggest Meaning.

Cuz you're not just anyone, you're the ladder to the sun...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I've changed."

"No, you haven't."

"No, I haven't."

"Why did you...?

"Why does a dog lick its workplace-acceptable euphemism for testicles?"

 

I'm running out of even mildly funny quotes :disappointed: