Just seen on MTV Two Noel Gallagher and the drummer of Oasis sat on a coach, about to introduce an Arctic Monkey's song and Noel said

 

'I'm the bass player from Coldplay and he is the drummer from The Kooks'

 

 

What an idiot! :P

He wishes!

haha i love that man!

He wishes!

 

I agree:laugh3:

Noel!:lol:

Fucking love Noel. He shits all over Berryman. I am happy to say that with no intention of offending anybody, but announcing my guy love for the man.

 

He is not an idiot. He's pretty fucking clever.

Meh. I still think he's a douche. Not least for the stuff he said about Robbie Williams.

Anyway, continue.

Yes, all aussies do, unfortunately. Which is a shame. He really is good friends with Coldplay.

I know, but I put him in the category of 'questionable freinds of Coldplay' along with Shane Warne.

It's how I sleep easier at night.

:P

lol nice call. I think warnie was in it for the publicity. CM and NG at least have a musical relationship in which they can relate to being musically talented. I still love warnie, though.

Makes sense to me. :)

noel rocks. he was obviously trying to be funny.

 

it was funny!! :D

Oh, yeah I knew he was joking around. Just in case anyone thought I hadn't come across the Gallagher sens of humour, lol!

The Noel Gallagher sense of humour is very unique. If you don't believe me, read this interview:

 

Noel's (Blog) 'Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere' (05/05/09)

Category: Music

 

Yess Mods and Rockers. Arrived in Santiago last night. A beautiful morning.

 

What follows is an actual interview that actually took place. On the phone. Yesterday. Actually.

 

Journalist: Hello, Noel?

NG: Hello.

Jnlst: Shall we begin?

NG: Vamos!

Jnlst: Ok. Last time you were seen in Santiago with a sex turkey, what happened?

NG: ?? 'Scuse me?

Jnlst: My pardon. What happened with a sex turkey?

NG: I'm sorry, but did you say "a sex turkey"?

Jnlst: Yes. What happened with him?

 

HIM?? Jesus! Now, I'll freely admit - if pushed - that I've got up to some dubious gear in the past but this guy can't really think I've had full homosexual sex with a man-turkey? Can he?

 

We continue...

 

NG: Ok. We seem to have crossed wires here. Shall we just go back to the beginning and start again? Slowly? Yes?

Jnlst: As you wish.

NG: Ok. Fire at will.

Jnlst: Sorry?

NG: Never mind, just get on with it!

Jnlst: Ok. Can you explain what it was like in Santiago with a sex turkey and how it compares with Chris Sharrock?

 

Now, I'm thinking, this is either a live radio comedy stunt thing or someone put acid in my tea.. unless...

 

NG: When you say a sex turkey, do you mean ZAK STARKEY?

Jnlst: Of course.

 

SEX TURKEY!

 

NG: Aah, Zak Starkey? You mean Zak Starkey?

Jnlst: Of course. What did you think I meant?

NG: Ha! Fuck, Zak Starkey! I thought you meant that I'd had..oh, never mind. I think we have to wrap this up.

Jnlst: But you never answer my question!!

NG: They're both the same. I need to lie down. Goodbye.

 

In a bit.

 

GD.

 

Pure Brilliance.

hah. "Vamos!!"

 

 

i love noel SO much. :wacky::D!!

Haha, I have seen that interviwe before :laugh3:

 

Oh, I love Oasis so much :)

He's more articulate in writing than he is in speaking! (from what I've heard over the years)

what I love, is clearly that Noel is winding up timid coldplay fans (like simon) who do take offense to the slightest coldplay joke.

He's a douche but a damn funny douche.

 

 

 

How is he any different than when Chris makes fun of the Jonas Brothers?

Haha, I have seen that interviwe before :laugh3:

 

Oh, I love Oasis so much :)

 

me too!!! my second favorite band. :wacky::D!!

It didn't wind me up! :P I find him quite funny but a bit of an idiot! i found that funny! :P

I love Noel!

 

:lol:

He says it in this one too

Noel Gallagher has always been a funny guy. He's actually defended Coldplay before.

 

Liam Gallagher, on the other hand, is totally an asshole. :laugh3:

erm sorry folks but Noel gallagher = GOD

he is higher than any other musician past, present or in the future

 

He is also a comedic genius

Noel rules ;)