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Reasons to hate Coldplay


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I know I'll probably upset a lot of people on this forum, but I absolutely loathe and detest Coldplay.

 

Their popularity baffles me. I did quite like their debut 'Parachutes' although I always hated Yellow, I thought it was such a clumsy song with clumsy lyrics. A Rush of Blood to the Head had some good tracks I'll admit but X and Y and Viva La Vida are dreadful.

 

Reasons I hate Coldplay:

 

1/ Chris Martin has the most irritating, weedy voice. His falsetto on songs like Yellow and Fix You is nauseating.

 

2/ Chris Martin is not a particularly good musician. The rest of his band are average musicians, nothing special.

I have seen Chris make numerous fluffs live.

 

3/ Chris Martin is the most irritating frontman. In between songs he does these irritating monologues, who does he think he is, Bono?

 

4/ The do pointless cover versions live.

 

5/ They are plagiarists. There's obviously the accusation by Joe Satriani over Viva La Vida and also an obscure New York band whose name I forget. No smoke without fire I say. Have you heard their song, Life in Technicolor? The riff is a complete rip-off of All Apologies by Nirvana.

 

6/ They are so bland. Even their name is dull.

 

7/ Their stupid costumes they are wearing at the moment. They look like a poor man's version of Adam and the Ants.

 

8/ There are much better 'Coldplay-type bands' out there. eg Snow Patrol, Travis, Doves, Elbow. Actually Elbow are in a different league.

 

9/ They take themselves way too seriously. Get a sense of humour guys.

 

10/ Have I made my point? Surely no-one can defend 'Fix You'

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:lol: while you do have your right to your own opinion, i would like to say that you are REALLY PISSING A LOT OF PEOPLE OFF. :dozey: why would you create a whole new membership just to complain about our favorite band? i'm going to guess that this is what Chris meant when he said "Thanks for putting up with all the shit for being a Coldplay fan."

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9/ They take themselves way too seriously. Get a sense of humour guys.

 

 

Maybe if you weren’t so ignorant and had actually done your research before going on a forum and having an utterly pathetic whinge, maybe you might have discovered the humour that the band actually does have.

For example:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWVRJbGRi7M]YouTube - Jonny's Jazz[/ame]

 

oh, and if Chris actually did take himself 'way to seriously' then why would he have participated in Bruno and Extras?

 

 

 

 

8/ There are much better 'Coldplay-type bands' out there. eg Snow Patrol, Travis, Doves, Elbow. Actually Elbow are in a different league.

 

 

If you like these other bands better, then go on their forums and creative something positive instead of hatred.

 

 

 

 

 

5/ They are plagiarists. There's obviously the accusation by Joe Satriani over Viva La Vida and also an obscure New York band whose name I forget. No smoke without fire I say. Have you heard their song, Life in Technicolor? The riff is a complete rip-off of All Apologies by Nirvana.

 

 

 

I'm a fan of Nirvana and have heard All Apologies and I disagree with you.

 

 

 

6/ They are so bland. Even their name is dull.

 

 

and that point is so bland. Seriously, is that the best you could come up with?

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I think we should turn this thread into the 'I love Coldplay thread!'

 

 

Fix You

 

 

When you try your best, but you don't succeed

When you get what you want, but not what you need

When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep

Stuck in reverse

And the tears come streaming down your face

When you lose something you can't replace

When you love someone, but it goes to waste

Could it be worse?

 

Lights will guide you home

And ignite your bones

I will try to fix you

 

High up above or down below

When you're too in love to let it go

But if you never try you'll never know

Just what you're worth

 

Lights will guide you home

And ignite your bones

I will try to fix you

 

Tears stream down your face

When you lose something you cannot replace

Tears stream down your face and I

Tears stream down your face

I promise you I will learn from my mistakes

Tears stream down your face and I

 

Lights will guide you home

And ignite your bones

And I will try to fix you

 

 

 

such a great song!:D

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I know I'll probably upset a lot of people on this forum, but I absolutely loathe and detest Coldplay.

 

Their popularity baffles me. I did quite like their debut 'Parachutes' although I always hated Yellow, I thought it was such a clumsy song with clumsy lyrics. A Rush of Blood to the Head had some good tracks I'll admit but X and Y and Viva La Vida are dreadful.

 

Reasons I hate Coldplay:

 

1/ Chris Martin has the most irritating, weedy voice. His falsetto on songs like Yellow and Fix You is nauseating.

 

2/ Chris Martin is not a particularly good musician. The rest of his band are average musicians, nothing special.

I have seen Chris make numerous fluffs live.

 

3/ Chris Martin is the most irritating frontman. In between songs he does these irritating monologues, who does he think he is, Bono?

 

4/ The do pointless cover versions live.

 

5/ They are plagiarists. There's obviously the accusation by Joe Satriani over Viva La Vida and also an obscure New York band whose name I forget. No smoke without fire I say. Have you heard their song, Life in Technicolor? The riff is a complete rip-off of All Apologies by Nirvana.

 

6/ They are so bland. Even their name is dull.

 

7/ Their stupid costumes they are wearing at the moment. They look like a poor man's version of Adam and the Ants.

 

8/ There are much better 'Coldplay-type bands' out there. eg Snow Patrol, Travis, Doves, Elbow. Actually Elbow are in a different league.

 

9/ They take themselves way too seriously. Get a sense of humour guys.

 

10/ Have I made my point? Surely no-one can defend 'Fix You'

 

 

Come on man, what's the point of coming here and telling those things ? It's ridiculous !

And by the way, who Bono thinks he is ?

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