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Okay I was just kidding don't tell me you believed me for real :stunned: My ears are litterally bleeding after listening to their song :bigcry:

 

And... one last thing... Could you please leave my occipital lobe ?

 

You had me going there for a moment, I have to admit.

Since you played me, I won't give you the pleasure, and instead, I'm moving to your temporal lobe. :)

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Aaaaargh no it's so painful !

Since you believed that, I'm autodestructing my brain :bomb:

Aaaaargh no it's so painful !

Since you believed that, I'm autodestructing my brain :bomb:

 

Yay, and in about 5 mins, your favorite band will be JB.

Closely followed by Niley Cyrus.

JB= Jonny Buckland ? Don't see anything else :wacko:

 

And... no you're dreaming ! Actually I'm going to bed to dream of the Jonas Sisters :wacky: Goodnight !

One time I was texting a group of girls who were at a Jonas Brothers concert (16 years old, what the hell?), the Jonas Brothers got them all hot for me so I didn't have to do no work.

Its not so bad...if you bring your ipod with you.

Its not so bad...if you bring your ipod with you.

 

53 posts and you're already my favorite Coldplayer.

Like this one time in band camp, Jonas brothers go and play sax with their anus, and I totally get my iPod and start listening to Radiohead.

 

:shocked2:

American Pie inspired, LOL.

 

I know, best movie ever!

I've never seen anybody play sax with their anus, and I've been to band camp TWO TIMES! :bigcry:

 

Maybe two weeks from now...:disappointed:

This one time at band camp I stuck a flute up my pussy. Are we going to have sex yet?

I've never seen anybody play sax with their anus, and I've been to band camp TWO TIMES! :bigcry:

 

Maybe two weeks from now...:disappointed:

 

ROFL

It was a joke :P

But kinky stuff happens even in band camp. :uhoh:

ROFL

It was a joke :P

But kinky stuff happens even in band camp. :uhoh:

 

I know, I was playing along. lol.

And yes, band camp gets kinky. :uhoh2:

I bet the Jonas Brothers did kinky stuff in their Camp Not-Rock.

 

With each other.

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