Yes, because the Osborne's don't swear enough as it is. :|

Sharon:

 

And if Gomez's screams of terror weren't enough to grab their attention, then his detached pate, should.

 

*squeals*

Eeeeep!!

It's coming to my favourite bit!! :omgomg:

 

Sharon:

 

"Shooosh Ozzy,"

 

Okay continue.

 

"I roll the decapitated head like a bowling ball, watching it as it slips through the veiled doorway, all whilst basking in the rooms deafening silence.

 

"What the fuck?" said the man with the thick Spanish accent, followed by the 'clicks' and 'snaps' of multiple guns being cocked and readied."

 

Ah, the perfect bedtime story, *nuzzled into pillow* :D

*breaks character*

 

SQUEEEEEE, someone's quoted my story!!!! :dazzled:

 

*back into character*

 

Wait, who am I again? :thinking:

*morphes into clown on crack* :D

 

You are Marie of course!!! :cheesy:

Riiiiiight, that's exactly who I am. :inquisitive:

I'm sorry.

 

......Sara. :nod:

LOL, I'm just teasin' ya! :lol:

 

Besides, Marie doesn't sound all that strange.

 

So, Penguin, what kind of TV do you like to watch? Do you watch TV at all? Or are you a movie-person? :thinking:

Marie just rolls of my tongue. :nod:

 

Oooooh,

I do like a bit of TV.

Sitcoms, soap operas, documentaries, lots of stuff!!

But when I start to like a particular show I would get obsessed! :D

 

I do love game shows,

The stuff on the challenge channel :D

 

I like all kinds of shows!

 

Movies...

I am not a massive movie watcher but I certainly love a movie the odd time, :cheesy:

 

I am very bad at answering questions.

I am so awkward it actually hurts, :laugh3:

 

What about you? ;)

I enjoy many TV shows, as well. Just on a more 'primetime network' kind of thing.

 

'Course, none of the shows I watch are on right now, I have to wait for Fall to come for that. :dozey:

 

I'm being very vague with my answers because that's a sum-up of the TV I watch: random and vague. :D

 

Movies on the other hand... as long as it holds my interest, and doesn't put me to sleep, or make me feel awkward, then it's good with me. In fact, I tried watching the James Bond movie Quantum of Solace with my Mom the other day, and I started nodding off, right at the half-way mark. Which is nothing new for me; and don't get me wrong, I think 007 is amazing, but I just can't seem to stay awake all the way through. :\

 

So, what's the last movie/TV show you watched? :D

Ah that is basically the same with me.

 

As for 007,

I have only ever watched snippets of it,

Never the full thing.

 

I do enjoy a little bit of Spiderman.

 

And I find I am almost too impatient for movies sometimes,

Or I flick through the channels and find three different movies I want to watch and I can't decide so I end up going on the Internet or something, :laugh3:

 

I think it was Catchphrase, :D

And you?

Like I'd said, Quantum of Solace.

 

And what is Catchprase? :surprised:

 

You know, aside from a movie? :lol:

 

Oh, and did you ever look up that guy I mentioned earlier? Brendanielreads?

Catchphrase is like a game show.

Where they play little videos of random objects doing stuff and you have to work out the phrase they're trying to describe if that makes sense.

By you I mean the contestants, :D

 

I have not as of yet, but it is definitely on my lengthy to-do list! :lol:

I have been very unproductive today!

I did manage to write a couple of paragraphs though.

Yay, a couple of paragraphs! Something did get done! :dance:

 

Another random question: Growing up, who was your childhood icon? Or, who influenced you the most?

Hmmmmmm, :thinking:

That is a toughie.

 

As cliche as sounds, it is probably my parents, :nod:

 

What about you? :)

The Undertaker!!! :D

 

 

 

 

A wrestler in the WWE who's been around for over twenty years and is super cool and wears all black and at first scared the bejeezus out of me because I was seven at the time but then became my favorite wrestler and then my favorite person ever, *wheeze* and without his influence my life would've turned out very differently.

 

Oh, just Google him. ;)

 

 

 

Oh I know him!!!!! :omgomg:

You know him?!?

 

 

 

 

SQUEEEEEEE! :wacky:

 

It kinda explains a lot, doesn't it? :charming:

 

 

 

Oh I know him,

 

I am Ozzy Osborne after all.

 

I know everybody. :phu:

So, does that mean you've watched Raw or Smackdown at some point? :D

Oh I've heard tell of him and seen clips but I don't really watch it, :)

 

I take it you are a fan? :D

 

 

 

GAH! YES I'M A FAN!!!! :omgomg::omgomg:

 

Or at least when we had satellite, I was. :disappointed:

 

But from the time I was seven to when I was probably thirteen, oh, you bet your sweet sevens I was a fan. And, if I didn't make it clear enough before, The Undertaker's my all-time favorite. :wacky:

 

Also, remember 'black cowboy hat with a strip of black satin around the base'? Where do you think I got that from? :wink3:

 

Hell, this guy is the reason why I love the color black, why I paint my nails black, and why I even considered dying my hair black. Which I don't paint my nails all the time, it's too difficult to maintain them since I wash my hands so often, but it's fun none the less.

 

Happy-rant over. :D

 

 

 

I'll be gone for a bit, so I'll see you later, Pen. :)

*gasps loudly*

 

I return and you are gone! :bigcry:

 

Well I'll wait.

 

Oh I'll wait...*laughs manically*

Have fun Mar! :D

The wait is over, and your patience has paid-off!

 

What the pay-off is, I don't know. :D

 

Anyways, hello!

Why hello there, lovely!! :D