THIS NEW TOASTER IS ANNOYING. MY TOAST IS COLD BECAUSE IT MAKES NO NOISE WHEN THE TOAST POPS UP SO I NEVER REMEMBER IT :angry:

My toaster makes me shit bricks every time toast pops up :lol:

My toaster makes me shit bricks every time toast pops up :lol:

 

That sucks. My toaster gives me diarrhea.:\

And now I must get ready for church.

We used to have a really loud one, but now it's silent :freak:

 

Have fun, Nick!

:lol:

 

Bye Nickeh :kiss:

my toast is still delicious though, don't get me wrong.

Then don't, Crests :shifty:

 

 

We don't toast bread often

I broke our last toaster by trying to clean it out :uhoh:

Were you trying to clean it out with a fork? :P

Have fun, Nick!

 

I can only hope that was meant ironically.

 

Hello.

:p

 

Hola Senor Bergar! :heart:

 

any happier lately? :hug:

Were you trying to clean it out with a fork? :P

 

hahaha no... I tipped it upside down and all the crumbs got stuck in the elements :uhoh:

I didn't realise the next time I tried to use it an it set the bread alight.

Are there seriously 165 people in here? :wtf:

on fire? :shocked3:

in where?

The Lounge. :P

 

My best friend blew up a toaster once. :uhoh:

I know somebody who's hamster exploded once :uhoh:

Last month my friend's hamster died of a yeast infection :wtf:

:lol: This guy at school put his turtle in the microwave and it exploded. :wtf:

Why did he do that? :lol:

 

A turtle would be a great pet, since it would probably outlive you :P

My friend killed her turtle this summer because she never turned the light on, and it thought it was supposed to go into hibernation. :uhoh: They're super cute though. :wacky:

I want one! and a panda. <3

Now I really have to go outside today, it's snowing!

:cheesy: I wanna build a snowman :wacky: