This is the most intelligent conversation I've ever had in my life.

It's almost 6 pm and the heat index is 113 °F. Anyone want to buy me a house up north?

.___. This is srsly madness..

 

 

GUNAIGHT ERICKUH MEWGAL.

Mantor

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A man to whom you as a man aspire towards.

The Ideal man.

Tom Selleck is my mantor.

night erika :wacky:

This is the most intelligent conversation I've ever had in my life.

 

:lol:

Clutch Oven

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To fart in a car full of people, crank the heat for maximum effectiveness.

Mike was driving us to Jake's party and he farted, trapping us in his clutch oven

Me Hasn't DERP .

 

this is

 

creepy

 

:sick:

The obnoxious, headache-inducing cologne cloud that surrounds a beefy, tight-Armani-shirt wearing dude.

Ugh. Some big meathead just walked by wearing way too much eau d'ouche. I feel like I'm gonna puke.

fake bakery

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A tanning salon

Guy 1: nice tan brah where yah been? Been hittin the beach?

 

Guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the Fake Bakery

It's almost 6 pm and the heat index is 113 °F. Anyone want to buy me a house up north?

 

It's not that much better here, it's 106. (totally used a celcius to fahrenheit converter).

I bet it will get even hotter. :dead:

Right I Must leave Urban Dictionary Alone :P

- covers Laura's eyes -

 

YOU NO SEE DERP HERP DERP HERP.

It's pretty cold in Mexico.

 

Crap, I almost wrote Coldplay lolz.

- covers Laura's eyes -

 

YOU NO SEE DERP HERP DERP HERP.

 

thank you :wacko: so much better ♥

we've been having thunderstorms here everyday for past two weeks or something </3

Urban Dictionary is amusing. :P

 

It's pretty cold in Mexico.

 

Crap, I almost wrote Coldplay lolz.

 

I do that all the time, haha.

We've had a lot of storms here this summer, a lot. :freak:

I.must.go.to.sleep.

it's late here :blank:

night loves :heart:

*Fights urge to post Urban dictionary Stuff *

Bye! :heart:

Niiight

I don't mind. :P

You no mind Herpy Derpying ?