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some dope shite aka picture

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i found it on a german website http://www.vivaplus.com so if ya speek german then you`re lucky. i don`t actually so i have no frecking idea what it says but i thought i`d post it. and there`s also a pic.

 

EHRLICHER CHRIS MARTIN

Der Coldplay-Sänger legte sich wieder mit einem Paparazzi an, zeigte anschließend aber Herz.

 

 

Nach seinem Angriff auf das Auto eines Fotografen im August, hat Coldplay-Sänger Chris Martin nun erneut seinen Unmut über die ständige Belagerung durch Paparazzi an einem Fotografen ausgelassen.

Martin war auf dem Heimweg nach einem gemeinsamen Abend mit seiner Freundin Gwyneth Paltrow von einem Fotografen verfolgt worden. Nach einem kurzen aber heftigen Wortwechsel verzog sich der Fotograf, verlor dabei allerdings sein Handy.

 

Nachdem Martin sich beruhigt hatte, wurde er dann doch seinem Ruf als netter Zeitgenosse voll gerecht und meldete sich bei der Frau des Fotografen, um ihr mitzuteilen, dass er das verlorene Handy gefunden hätte.

oops i am non german speaking too...

i need some translation please...

I sort of know what it means.

It just says that Chris Martin was photographed with his girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow.

And Chris said that he had no time to talk to the paparazzi.

 

And there's my attempt to translate German...

I sort of know what it means.

It just says that Chris Martin was photographed with his girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow.

And Chris said that he had no time to talk to the paparazzi.

 

And there's my attempt to translate German...

It probably just says the usual.........

 

that they were all over each other and Chris got really upset 'cause they were being photographed....... :P and that he flat the tires of the photographer :lol: that's not funny.......... :rolleyes:

HONEST CHRIS MARTIN of the Coldplay singers designed itself again with a Paparazzi, showed subsequently however heart.

 

 

 

After its attack on the car of a photographer in August, left out Coldplay singer Chris Martin now again its displeasure over the permanent siege through Paparazzi at a photographer. Martin had been pursued on the way home after a joint evening with its friend Gwyneth Paltrow by a photographer. After a short however violent word change verzog itself the photographer, lost at the same time to be sure its mobile phone.

 

 

 

After Martin had calmed itself, he became then yet its call as a nice contemporary full just and reported to the woman of the photographer in order to announce to it that he would have found the lost mobile phone

 

hurray for http://www.freetranslation.com

uh-huh, it appears to be the same story with a few details changed as well :lol: :P

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HONEST CHRIS MARTIN of the Coldplay singers designed itself again with a Paparazzi, showed subsequently however heart.

 

 

 

After its attack on the car of a photographer in August, left out Coldplay singer Chris Martin now again its displeasure over the permanent siege through Paparazzi at a photographer. Martin had been pursued on the way home after a joint evening with its friend Gwyneth Paltrow by a photographer. After a short however violent word change verzog itself the photographer, lost at the same time to be sure its mobile phone.

 

 

 

After Martin had calmed itself, he became then yet its call as a nice contemporary full just and reported to the woman of the photographer in order to announce to it that he would have found the lost mobile phone

 

hurray for http://www.freetranslation.com

 

thanx for enlightening us and rotfl @ the 'change verzog itself' part

yeah that didn't translate. :rolleyes:

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