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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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^ OH THIS IS KILLING ME :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:!!

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  • Charlotteflair
    Charlotteflair

    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

  • What is life
    What is life

    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Chris: People always ask me where I hide my freaking chocolate cake, but the truth is I haven't seen any chocolate cake in months ... I used to hide cake in the piano but since Jonny found out about that I haven't seen any cakes ............

Will: Oh God ... I said a thousand times that I'm the one who should do the speeches ... this always happens.

Chris: ... and I'd really like to have some chocolate cake from time to time ... it doesn't even have to be chocolate cake, it could be any sort of cake ...

Guy: Just smile ... pretend everything's fine ... the girl's still like you ...

Chris: ... well, my point is ... Jonny's always stealing my cake these days and I ...

Jonny: Chris talking about cake is like the best thing that could ever happen.

Will: We'll never get off this stage again ...

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::lol::lol::lol:

:laugh3::dead:

Chris ranting:rolleyes::laugh3:

:D

 

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Chris: Dear God, if you can hear me right now, I'd really like it if I could slap Guy's ass without the fangirls crying.

 

Possibly the best one yet!:laugh3:

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Chris: Damn, that is the biggest freaking cake I've ever seen in my life...

 

AHHH! :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

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Jonny: Girls, it's not what you think...

 

Chris: Oh, it is, Jonny-boy...it is...:sneaky:

 

Jonny: NO! IT'S NOT TRUE! CHRIS ISN'T MY TRUE LOVE!

 

Chris: ...Jonny...? *sobs* I thought you loved me so!

 

Jonny: *solemnly* No, Chris...I'm sorry. My true love is...cake.

 

...

 

...

 

...

 

Girl in the background: IKNEWITIKNEWIKNEWIT :dance:

Jonny: Girls, it's not what you think...

 

Chris: Oh, it is, Jonny-boy...it is...:sneaky:

 

Jonny: NO! IT'S NOT TRUE! CHRIS ISN'T MY TRUE LOVE!

 

Chris: ...Jonny...? *sobs* I thought you loved me so!

 

Jonny: *solemnly* No, Chris...I'm sorry. My true love is...cake.

 

 

 

Girl in the background: IKNEWITIKNEWIKNEWIT :dance:

 

:laugh3::laugh3:Jonny the Cake Lover!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh3:

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Will: That's it, I knew with these dingbats we'd be lost.

Guy: Maybe if I just stand here and look sexy...

Chris: I will now use my super sense of smell to guide us back to London...

Jonny: I may now have a boul movement...that FUDGE cake Chris...

Will: That's it, I knew with these dingbats we'd be lost.

Guy: Maybe if I just stand here and look sexy...

Chris: I will now use my super sense of smell to guide us back to London...

Jonny: I may now have a boul movement...that FUDGE cake Chris...

 

:laugh3::laugh3:Guy's always like that:rolleyes::heart:

 

ooo he had a butt back then:rolleyes::laugh3:

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Chris: You mark my words, we will never stop until you give Jonny's cake back!

Jonny: Is Cakey gone? *tears well up, starts bawling*

Guy: It's gonna be alright, Jonny.

Will: I miss Cakey too... *cries as well*

:laugh3::laugh3:Guy's always like that:rolleyes::heart:

 

ooo he had a butt back then:rolleyes::laugh3:

 

Still flat :laugh3:

Chris: Hey, boys, you gotta try this new 'bottled water' stuff, it's bloody fabulous!

 

:laugh3:

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Chris: "Give us the cake now or the camera gets it!"

Will: "I've been standing here for 3 hours and all i've got is this crappy drum!"

Jonny: *tearing up* "They promised us cake":cry:

Guy: *thinking* "Just keep on looking right into the camera, soon they will succumb to my hot angry death stare"

Hahahahaha :laugh3:! The cake, oh the cake!

 

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Chris: Is that a bugger? *finger towards his mouth*

Guy: *whispering* Chris, we're in a public place, for Gods sake, but down you finger!

Will: I'll give you 10 bucks, if you eat it.

Jonny: Hot coffe hot coffee! Concentrate Jonny! Steady, steaady!

 

Oooh, baaad :P.

Not baaad! :D :laugh3:

ha ha, these are hilarious!

 

'we're in a public place!'

:lol:

Hahahahaha :laugh3:! The cake, oh the cake!

 

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Chris: Is that a bugger? *finger towards his mouth*

Guy: *whispering* Chris, we're in a public place, for Gods sake, but down you finger!

Will: I'll give you 10 bucks, if you eat it.

Jonny: Hot coffe hot coffee! Concentrate Jonny! Steady, steaady!

 

Oooh, baaad :P.

 

WILL!! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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Chris: We don't expect you to talk, Mr. Satriani. We expect you to die.

 

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Chris: Dear God, if you can hear me right now, I'd really like it if I could slap Guy's ass without the fangirls crying.

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

is this thread up for best thread 2009? you guys aree brill. you should win :dance: :dance:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

is this thread up for best thread 2009? you guys aree brill. you should win :dance: :dance:

 

I AGREE! :laugh3:

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