hehe:sneaky:

I buy one of those things, frame it and then everyone will ask me "What the hell is wrong with you?!" :awesome:

:laugh3::laugh3:frame it?!:laugh3:WHY?????

The package ... after I used the "lotion" or whatever this thing is, of course. :sneaky:

I'll try another one!

 

Will: (telepathic) Guys...can you hear me?

Guy: Yeah we do yeah we do...

Jonny: Bummer, Guy stole my catchphrase...just like he steals all the girls... I wanna have those stunningly good looks! oh, right...yeah, I hear you little drummer boy.

Chris: *not responding*

Will: Good. I was thinking, why are we following this guy? I mean, he bullied you on that Live 2003 Tour Diary, Guy! Like called you a geography teacher and stuff...and laughed at you for not knowing that Spain's part of geography! We could totally be better on our own!

Chris: *not responding*

Guy: I could be the singer - all the women would melt over my sizzling hot Scotish accent between the songs! Tell you what, I could sing with a Scotish accent! That'd be too sexy for anyone's good. Blast, why do I keep quoting Chris?!

Jonny: I can't leave Chrissy-boy...his hair smells too good.

Chris: *waking up*

^Hahahaha :lol:!!

Awesome :laugh3:

Oh great, I missed page 42... :(

You're awesome anyway :D There's always page 142 to wait for!

Chris: Unnnh.... what happened last night?

Jonny: I dunno, Chris...but whatever it is, I'm sorry...

Guy: I'm scarred for life...

Will: *thinking* I'm never going to look at cake the same way again... *cries*

Jonny: Yeah I like cake, and you know it... :sneaky:

 

Chris (lifting Jonny's shirt): Isn't it beautiful Will? :wacky:

Will: :shocked2::\ Uhh... yeah... Why don't you guys work on that backstage? :confused:

No actual CAPTIONS on these? I am disgraced, Coldplayers!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I also have some Wacky Party/anti-Escaping ones, but they are not relavant to interests.

 

I adore you even more now! :wacky:

Jonny: Yeah I like cake, and you know it... :sneaky:

 

Chris (lifting Jonny's shirt): Isn't it beautiful Will? :wacky:

Will: :shocked2::\ Uhh... yeah... Why don't you guys work on that backstage? :confused:

 

LOL! I love Chris's and Jonny's bromance :laugh3:

You guys make me laugh so hard! :lol:

Chris: Unnnh.... what happened last night?

Jonny: I dunno, Chris...but whatever it is, I'm sorry...

Guy: I'm scarred for life...

Will: *thinking* I'm never going to look at cake the same way again... *cries*

 

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST!!

I know, I'm such a perv.

 

Chris: Oh, look, a cake...

Rest of band: WHERE?!

I know, I'm such a perv.

 

Chris: Oh, look, a cake...

Rest of band: WHERE?!

 

:laugh3:

I adore you even more now! :wacky:

 

I didn't know I had a fan. :awesome:

I'm your fan too, Emma :awesome:

Well, more like sta- er, never mind! I'm going to post some LOLs right now! :uhoh:

 

 

"Oh my God, that dress is hideous!"

 

SEXY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!

Name: Chris

Sex: Male

Age: 32

"Hey sugar! Are you Lady Gaga, 'cause I wouldn't mind you taking a ride on my disco stick."

For some reason, I love captions that spoof dating service ads. Oh, and CHEESY PICK UP LINES FTW.

 

"Oh my God, she said WHAT?"

 

Chris showing photo album to kids: "And this is picture of the band's first camping trip together. I had a rash at the time, and let's just say it spread."

 

"OMG, that shade is sooo you!"

 

Chris showing photo album to kids: "And this was my first job. I was a model."

 

Okay, I just posted this and the previous pic 'cause they're sexy.

 

"Dear Mom,

Camp still sucks. The girls kept making fun of my severe crotch itch, the hikes are long and torturous, and I got a poison ivy rash on my thighs and chest while making love with Jonny in a meadow. Really want to come home.

Love,

Chrissy"

 

"Lacking a prom date, Chris had to improvise during the slow dance."

 

"What do you think of my new manicure? The cuticles FINALLY got cut back, and these French tips are gorgeous!"

 

Chris showing photo album to kids: "And this was my headshot when I was auditioning to Wolverine."

 

They're actually just pics from the chris thread you might've already read, but whatever. :escaping:

SEXY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!

Name: Chris

Sex: Male

Age: 32

"Hey sugar! Are you Lady Gaga, 'cause I wouldn't mind you taking a ride on my disco stick."

For some reason, I love captions that spoof dating service ads. Oh, and CHEESY PICK UP LINES FTW.

:laugh3:

Awww 42 is my lucky number! :\

and the answer to life, the universe and everything...

and a Coldplay-song...!

SEXY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!

Name: Chris

Sex: Male

Age: 32

"Hey sugar! Are you Lady Gaga, 'cause I wouldn't mind you taking a ride on my disco stick."

 

Needs less cheesy and moar straight out odd pickup lines.

I'm your fan too, Emma :awesome:

 

:awesome:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crests of Sea;3513782

 

 

SEXY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!

Name: Chris

Sex: Male

Age: 32

"Hey sugar! Are you Lady Gaga, 'cause I wouldn't mind you taking a ride on my disco stick."

 

 

Well said :lol:

Well, more like sta- er, never mind! I'm going to post some LOLs right now! :uhoh:

 

 

"Oh my God, that dress is hideous!"

 

SEXY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!

Name: Chris

Sex: Male

Age: 32

"Hey sugar! Are you Lady Gaga, 'cause I wouldn't mind you taking a ride on my disco stick."

For some reason, I love captions that spoof dating service ads. Oh, and CHEESY PICK UP LINES FTW.

 

"Oh my God, she said WHAT?"

 

Chris showing photo album to kids: "And this is picture of the band's first camping trip together. I had a rash at the time, and let's just say it spread."

 

"OMG, that shade is sooo you!"

 

Chris showing photo album to kids: "And this was my first job. I was a model."

 

Okay, I just posted this and the previous pic 'cause they're sexy.

 

"Dear Mom,

Camp still sucks. The girls kept making fun of my severe crotch itch, the hikes are long and torturous, and I got a poison ivy rash on my thighs and chest while making love with Jonny in a meadow. Really want to come home.

Love,

Chrissy"

 

"Lacking a prom date, Chris had to improvise during the slow dance."

 

"What do you think of my new manicure? The cuticles FINALLY got cut back, and these French tips are gorgeous!"

 

Chris showing photo album to kids: "And this was my headshot when I was auditioning to Wolverine."

 

They're actually just pics from the chris thread you might've already read, but whatever. :escaping:

 

Hahaha :laugh3:!

Well, more like sta- er, never mind! I'm going to post some LOLs right now! :uhoh:

 

Chris showing photo album to kids: "And this was my headshot when I was auditioning to Wolverine."

 

:lol: :laugh3: :lol: Hahaha ROFLMAO :laugh3:

 

 

Chris (lifting Jonny's shirt): Isn't it beautiful Will? :wacky:

Will: :shocked2::\ Uhh... yeah... Why don't you guys work on that backstage? :confused:

 

I love this pic, it's like; Will is the dad, and Jonny and Chris are always doing weird things. Will is like: "Come on boys, relax." :laugh3:

You guys are awesome :P