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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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  • Charlotteflair
    Charlotteflair

    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

  • What is life
    What is life

    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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^:laugh3::lol:

 

His bandmates always looking at him(Chris)funny. :laugh3: They are all looking at us. Saying, see what we have to put up with. :lol:

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I don't know what to put for this but it needs a caption. :D

:lol: You're absolutely right, it really needs one! Here's my try:

 

 

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Chris: "Woooooo my legs are getting longer and longer!"

Will: "Okay seriously folks, what the fuck is going on with the gravity and shit"

Jonny: "My scarf is trying to choke me" :freak:

Guy: "Maybe we should stop spraying the beehive, the fumes are kinda getting to our brains. Still I look rather sexy posing like that" :charming:

:lol: You're absolutely right, it really needs one! Here's my try:

 

 

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Chris: "Woooooo my legs are getting longer and longer!"

Will: "Okay seriously folks, what the fuck is going on with the gravity and shit"

Jonny: "My scarf is trying to choke me" :freak:

Guy: "Maybe we should stop spraying the beehive, the fumes are kinda getting to our brains. Still I look rather sexy posing like that" :charming:

 

LOL @ Guy's comment!:D

Jonny: I'm happy, still have the change in my pockets!!

 

Guy: evil smiling). uh, no you don't.

 

Chris: laughing) nevermind, I think my pants are up my butt

 

Will: I'm getting a rope burn!!!

Well I just got a giant wave of retarded inspiration in my brain at 5:00 in the morning, so here it comes, major LOLdplay spam with old pics :awesome:

 

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Guy (thinking): Why the hell does everyone turn gay when I'm around?! Whose hand is that!!

Chris (thinking): I'm just gonna keep a straight face and ignore the hand that's grabbing my ass right now...

Man in the middle: :charming:

 

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Will: "Out of my way you nasty fan! Feel the wrath of my flying drumsticks!"

Guy: "....help"

 

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Chris: "SHAZAAAM and now you're pretty!" :wideeyed:

 

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Chris: "Oh common, what's wrong with this freaking cord, come undone you annoying little shi-"

Jonny: "I love you!" :blush:

Chris: "What was tha'?

Jonny: "...:uhoh: I said I love you..."

Chris: "Alright, love ya too mate. Now why the fuck isn't this cord freaking worki-"

Jonny: "No, I mean, I'm in love with yo-"

Chris: "Can't you see I'm busy Jon? Thinking about it, why don't you go get me a new cord? This one's being a bitch"

 

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Jonny: "Will, why are you sitting on Chris' stool. This is where Chris usually sits. Go back to your drums. I'm not used to seeing you sitting there. To be honest I find it quite unsettling seeing you sitting on his stool. Could you plea-"

Will: "No"

Jonny: "Oh, okay."

 

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Chris: "Did this fan actually dress up as a cake? Like, seriously? Isn't that kinda uncomfortable during a concert?"

Jonny: "Cake. A. Giant. Walking. Cake. A few meters away from me..."

Will: "Careful Jon, don't fall for it!"

Guy: "Guys I really need to pee..."

 

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"Shit. I just realised I'm not wearing any pants"

 

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Chris: "...so I came to the conclusion that we're all gonna wear spandexes on stage"

Jonny: *sniffs* "I don't think that's such a good idea Chris..."

Will: "Chris. Seriously..."

Guy: "What colour?"

 

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Chris: "So I wrote this song for our new album, and spent like, 2 years working on it. I'm kinda proud you know. So whaddaya think?

Michael: "It's shit"

 

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Guy: :gorgeous:

Rest of the band: "Guy stop having eye sex with the interviewer!"

 

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Will: "Stop making out with Chris all the time, it's freaking annoying and distracting during the concerts!"

Jonny: "I've got cake. Your argument is invalid."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And now I'm off to bed, goodnight everybody :P

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:chris:: Hmmm...I'm seeing our future, boys. I'll be married to an Oscar-winner and still get to...erm..eat cake with Jonny-boy. ;)

:jonny:: I see the future too. I'm going to go solo. And take these three with me. :mellow:

:guy:: I'll just stay sexeh 'til I die!

:will:: Not me. I have much bigger plans.I'm going to end up as some Coldplayer named Anna's avatar!:thumbsup: ;)

 

Nothing like a little ambition to keep a band motivated,lol.

 

(I hope Anna sees this,lol.)

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:will:: What? Really? God, I get so tired of doing this! Oh, alright. But it's the last time I'm doing this.... "Check me out! This is my impression of Guy.Oooooh, I'm sexeh!;)"

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:will:: Hmmm...No, I really don't think this is a good idea.

:guy::: Nope, me neither. Totally bad idea, Chris.

:jonny:: Well, you never know. I mean, the elephants and the unicycle worked...?

:chris:: Then it's settled! Our next video will feature us naked on the moon...BRILLIANT!!

:will:: Oh fuck.

LMAO at all of these! Thank you for making my Monday morning fun.. :D

Hahahaha. All of theese are great. :laugh3: :awesome:

This thread makes me feel better about having to go to school again :(

what better way to start Monday? This is just hilarious!! :laugh3::laugh3:

 

Thanks for making me happy, usually i'm kind of annoyed in the mornings :P

Theese pictures deserves to be here.. I can't come up with a fun tekst..

 

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Chris: Yo! support Made Trade Fair or else.. *shakes fist*

 

 

This picture is weird..:uhoh2:

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