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November 13, 201213 yr

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lerazamartin

HAHA totally fitting! :lol:

November 14, 201213 yr

:lol: :lol:

November 14, 201213 yr

^ what about Simon Pegg? :0

November 14, 201213 yr

wOt??? THey're not just that guy who sings???:shocked2::lol:

November 14, 201213 yr

x

:lol: :lol:

Pictures like those where the loldplayer used crap-tacular spelling, blown up pixellated and RIDICULOUS photos of the boys and cheap-ass horrid Comic Sans make me laugh so hard, oh dear LAWRD!!1

Jawny boy is my favourite, and sassy Will LMAO

November 14, 201213 yr

:lol: :lol:

Q;"Up or Down?"

GPChris; "I could feel it go down"

Q;"Shouldn't there be a tree here?"

GPChris; "Maybe the trees are gone!"

Q;"I'm lost!"

GPChris; "I'll be there by your side"

GO on guys!

November 14, 201213 yr

Ok i am going to try this but it might not be funny:D

Chris thinking to himself:

Man if that girl doesn´t keep her fingers of of Jonny,i´m so going over there and give her a piece of my mind.

November 14, 201213 yr

Q;"Up or Down?"
GPChris; "I could feel it go down"

Q;"Shouldn't there be a tree here?"
GPChris; "Maybe the trees are gone!"

Q;"I'm lost!"
GPChris; "I'll be there by your side"

GO on guys!

If only the rest of the world knew what we were talking about this would be a funny sketch for Saturday Night Live!

November 14, 201213 yr

Q;"Up or Down?"
GPChris; "I could feel it go down"

Q;"Shouldn't there be a tree here?"
GPChris; "Maybe the trees are gone!"

Q;"I'm lost!"
GPChris; "I'll be there by your side"

GO on guys!

Q: "Which direction?"

GPChris: "Where do we go? Nobody knows."

November 14, 201213 yr

Q;"Up or Down?"
GPChris; "I could feel it go down"

Q;"Shouldn't there be a tree here?"
GPChris; "Maybe the trees are gone!"

Q;"I'm lost!"
GPChris; "I'll be there by your side"

GO on guys!

Ha this is fun!

Q: "Dammit, this damn car is too slow!"

GPChris: "I wanna be bigger, stronger, drive a faster car"

Q: "Oh shut up. Okay let's see, where do I type in the address..."

GPChris: "At the touch of a button"

Q: "Okay. I wanna drive to Violet Hill then"

GPChris: "I can go anywhere I wanna go"

Q: "Well yeah cool for you, but I wanna go there, get it?

GPChris: "I don't understand "

Q: "What's so hard about that!? ...How about you choose a destination then, eh?"

GPChris: "The land, sea, rivers, trees, the stars, the sky"

Q: "Good LORD, can't you be a little bit more precise?"

GPChris: "Japan and China all lit up"

Q: "I don't have enough money to drive there Chris..."

GPChris: "Why can't you just tell me?

Trying to get money, rush"

Q: "I.. just told you I don't have any"

GPChris: "But you pay me no attention do you

I know you don't listen to me

Q: "I LISTEN TO YOU FOR HEAVENS SAKE!"

GPChris: "Nobody said it was easy"

Q: "OH REALLY"

GPChris: "How long can we suffer? "

Q: "Dunno man, I could just unplug you and throw you out off the window"

GPChris: "It could be worse"

Q: "Is that so?"

GPChris: "I wanna recharge"

Q: "Wh-what? Way of changing the subject... and anyway, your battery if full."

A few minutes later

Q: "Phew it's rather hot in here"

GPChris: "With the windows all closed"

Q: "Oh, yeah, I better open them."

GPChris: "It was a wicked and wild wind"

Q: "Isn't it? Gotta love speeding and having the windows open!"

GPChris: "High speed you on"

Q: "Damn straight! Hey, I begin to like you"

GPChris: "My heart is yours"

Q: "O-kay. You're the most emotional GPS I've ever had."

GPChris: "So what?"

Q: "Just saying! It's fun, that's all.

Okay umm.. I still have no destination. I wanna drive to the bakery, lead the way Christopher!"

GPChris: "I've got to say I'm on my way down"

Q: "Great. Where's the next gas station? I need to refill"

GPChris: "On a hilltop"

Q: "Alright.

Huh? What's that over there?!"

GPChris: "A warning sign"

Q: "Not that, THAT!"

GPChris: "Animals"

Q: "What do they do on the freaking highway!?"

GPChris: "Nobody knows"

Q: "*SIGH* I just wanna drive to bakery :bigcry: Why are you making this so hard for me?"

GPChris: "God only God knows I'm trying my best"

Q: "Really? I've got a hard time understanding you"

GPChris: "Well I feel like they're talking in a language I don't speak"

Q: "Aha? Hey, do you speak any foreign languages Chris?"

GPChris: "I bloom blaum"

Q: "What does that mean?

GPChris: "So I like a quiet time please"

Q: "Really?"

GPChris: "Yes"

Q: "So you just told me I should shut up!? Yeah but I WON'T"

GPChris: "And I want you to know

That you'll always get your way"

Q: "Damn right, I purchased you after all, I can talk shit all day long YO"

GPChris: "Tell me your secrets

And ask me your questions"

Q: "You just told me you want "a quiet time please". 'The Hell is wrong with you?!"

GPChris: "Son don't ask"

Q: "Whatever. How many miles until we're at the bakery?"

GPChris: "365"

Q: "This is ridiculous"

GPChris: "Confusion never stops"

Q: "I'm out, screw this, I'll just drive back home how"

GPChris: "Home, home where I wanted to go"

whoops that got out of hand LOL

November 14, 201213 yr

Haha, LOVE IT!

Q: So, after all that running around we're STILL not at the Bakery.

GPChris: I've gotta say I wasted all your time.

Q: No shit, man. There's got to be a better way to find what I'm looking for...any suggestions?

:GPChris: Look at the stars.:p

Q: Ugh! What a pain in the arse you turned out to be.

:GPChris: I never meant to cause you trouble.

:Q: Next time, I'm gonna use GPJonny He'll know what to do.

GPJonny: All of us are done for.

Q: F**K this, I'm walking.

:lol:

November 14, 201213 yr

Haha, LOVE IT!

Q: So, after all that running around we're STILL not at the Bakery.
GPChris: I've gotta say I wasted all your time.
Q: No shit, man. There's got to be a better way to find what I'm looking for...any suggestions?
:GPChris: Look at the stars.:p
Q: Ugh! What a pain in the arse you turned out to be.
:GPChris: I never meant to cause you trouble.
:Q: Next time, I'm gonna use GPJonny He'll know what to do.
GPJonny: All of us are done for.
Q: F**K this, I'm walking.

:lol:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

November 14, 201213 yr

Trollplayer update:

(this seems to be a favorite on Tumblr)

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

November 14, 201213 yr

That was amazing, Tracie, Thalia :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

November 15, 201213 yr

Wow, I missed a lot of amazing stuff in this thread! :o

Found this photo, couldn't resist it:

Chris: 'AARGHH, IT'S ATTACKING! DON'T LET ME DIE HERE ALONE! JON, HELP ME PLEASE!'

November 15, 201213 yr

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lerazamartin

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA PERFECT!!! :lol:

x

:lol: :lol:

LOLOLOLOL!!! :laugh3:

November 15, 201213 yr

Ha this is fun!

Q: "Dammit, this damn car is too slow!"
GPChris: "I wanna be bigger, stronger, drive a faster car"
Q: "Oh shut up. Okay let's see, where do I type in the address..."
GPChris: "At the touch of a button"
Q: "Okay. I wanna drive to Violet Hill then"
GPChris: "I can go anywhere I wanna go"
Q: "Well yeah cool for you, but I wanna go there, get it?
GPChris: "I don't understand "
Q: "What's so hard about that!? ...How about you choose a destination then, eh?"
GPChris: "The land, sea, rivers, trees, the stars, the sky"
Q: "Good LORD, can't you be a little bit more precise?"
GPChris: "Japan and China all lit up"
Q: "I don't have enough money to drive there Chris..."
GPChris: "Why can't you just tell me?
Trying to get money, rush"
Q: "I.. just told you I don't have any"
GPChris: "But you pay me no attention do you
I know you don't listen to me
Q: "I LISTEN TO YOU FOR HEAVENS SAKE!"
GPChris: "Nobody said it was easy"
Q: "OH REALLY"
GPChris: "How long can we suffer? "
Q: "Dunno man, I could just unplug you and throw you out off the window"
GPChris: "It could be worse"
Q: "Is that so?"
GPChris: "I wanna recharge"
Q: "Wh-what? Way of changing the subject... and anyway, your battery if full."

A few minutes later

Q: "Phew it's rather hot in here"
GPChris: "With the windows all closed"
Q: "Oh, yeah, I better open them."
GPChris: "It was a wicked and wild wind"
Q: "Isn't it? Gotta love speeding and having the windows open!"
GPChris: "High speed you on"
Q: "Damn straight! Hey, I begin to like you"
GPChris: "My heart is yours"
Q: "O-kay. You're the most emotional GPS I've ever had."
GPChris: "So what?"
Q: "Just saying! It's fun, that's all.

Okay umm.. I still have no destination. I wanna drive to the bakery, lead the way Christopher!"
GPChris: "I've got to say I'm on my way down"
Q: "Great. Where's the next gas station? I need to refill"
GPChris: "On a hilltop"
Q: "Alright.
Huh? What's that over there?!"
GPChris: "A warning sign"
Q: "Not that, THAT!"
GPChris: "Animals"
Q: "What do they do on the freaking highway!?"
GPChris: "Nobody knows"
Q: "*SIGH* I just wanna drive to bakery :bigcry: Why are you making this so hard for me?"
GPChris: "God only God knows I'm trying my best"
Q: "Really? I've got a hard time understanding you"
GPChris: "Well I feel like they're talking in a language I don't speak"
Q: "Aha? Hey, do you speak any foreign languages Chris?"
GPChris: "I bloom blaum"
Q: "What does that mean?
GPChris: "So I like a quiet time please"
Q: "Really?"
GPChris: "Yes"
Q: "So you just told me I should shut up!? Yeah but I WON'T"
GPChris: "And I want you to know
That you'll always get your way"
Q: "Damn right, I purchased you after all, I can talk shit all day long YO"
GPChris: "Tell me your secrets
And ask me your questions"
Q: "You just told me you want "a quiet time please". 'The Hell is wrong with you?!"
GPChris: "Son don't ask"
Q: "Whatever. How many miles until we're at the bakery?"
GPChris: "365"
Q: "This is ridiculous"
GPChris: "Confusion never stops"
Q: "I'm out, screw this, I'll just drive back home how"
GPChris: "Home, home where I wanted to go"

whoops that got out of hand LOL

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

November 15, 201213 yr

Haha, LOVE IT!

Q: So, after all that running around we're STILL not at the Bakery.
GPChris: I've gotta say I wasted all your time.
Q: No shit, man. There's got to be a better way to find what I'm looking for...any suggestions?
:GPChris: Look at the stars.:p
Q: Ugh! What a pain in the arse you turned out to be.
:GPChris: I never meant to cause you trouble.
:Q: Next time, I'm gonna use GPJonny He'll know what to do.
GPJonny: All of us are done for.
Q: F**K this, I'm walking.

:lol:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: [x2]

November 15, 201213 yr

x

:lol: :lol:

BWAJAJAJAJA AMAZING!

November 15, 201213 yr

Q;"Up or Down?"
GPChris; "I could feel it go down"

Q;"Shouldn't there be a tree here?"
GPChris; "Maybe the trees are gone!"

Q;"I'm lost!"
GPChris; "I'll be there by your side"

GO on guys!

Q: "Which direction?"
GPChris: "Where do we go? Nobody knows."

Ha this is fun!

Q: "Dammit, this damn car is too slow!"
GPChris: "I wanna be bigger, stronger, drive a faster car"
Q: "Oh shut up. Okay let's see, where do I type in the address..."
GPChris: "At the touch of a button"
Q: "Okay. I wanna drive to Violet Hill then"
GPChris: "I can go anywhere I wanna go"
Q: "Well yeah cool for you, but I wanna go there, get it?
GPChris: "I don't understand "
Q: "What's so hard about that!? ...How about you choose a destination then, eh?"
GPChris: "The land, sea, rivers, trees, the stars, the sky"
Q: "Good LORD, can't you be a little bit more precise?"
GPChris: "Japan and China all lit up"
Q: "I don't have enough money to drive there Chris..."
GPChris: "Why can't you just tell me?
Trying to get money, rush"
Q: "I.. just told you I don't have any"
GPChris: "But you pay me no attention do you
I know you don't listen to me
Q: "I LISTEN TO YOU FOR HEAVENS SAKE!"
GPChris: "Nobody said it was easy"
Q: "OH REALLY"
GPChris: "How long can we suffer? "
Q: "Dunno man, I could just unplug you and throw you out off the window"
GPChris: "It could be worse"
Q: "Is that so?"
GPChris: "I wanna recharge"
Q: "Wh-what? Way of changing the subject... and anyway, your battery if full."

A few minutes later

Q: "Phew it's rather hot in here"
GPChris: "With the windows all closed"
Q: "Oh, yeah, I better open them."
GPChris: "It was a wicked and wild wind"
Q: "Isn't it? Gotta love speeding and having the windows open!"
GPChris: "High speed you on"
Q: "Damn straight! Hey, I begin to like you"
GPChris: "My heart is yours"
Q: "O-kay. You're the most emotional GPS I've ever had."
GPChris: "So what?"
Q: "Just saying! It's fun, that's all.

Okay umm.. I still have no destination. I wanna drive to the bakery, lead the way Christopher!"
GPChris: "I've got to say I'm on my way down"
Q: "Great. Where's the next gas station? I need to refill"
GPChris: "On a hilltop"
Q: "Alright.
Huh? What's that over there?!"
GPChris: "A warning sign"
Q: "Not that, THAT!"
GPChris: "Animals"
Q: "What do they do on the freaking highway!?"
GPChris: "Nobody knows"
Q: "*SIGH* I just wanna drive to bakery :bigcry: Why are you making this so hard for me?"
GPChris: "God only God knows I'm trying my best"
Q: "Really? I've got a hard time understanding you"
GPChris: "Well I feel like they're talking in a language I don't speak"
Q: "Aha? Hey, do you speak any foreign languages Chris?"
GPChris: "I bloom blaum"
Q: "What does that mean?
GPChris: "So I like a quiet time please"
Q: "Really?"
GPChris: "Yes"
Q: "So you just told me I should shut up!? Yeah but I WON'T"
GPChris: "And I want you to know
That you'll always get your way"
Q: "Damn right, I purchased you after all, I can talk shit all day long YO"
GPChris: "Tell me your secrets
And ask me your questions"
Q: "You just told me you want "a quiet time please". 'The Hell is wrong with you?!"
GPChris: "Son don't ask"
Q: "Whatever. How many miles until we're at the bakery?"
GPChris: "365"
Q: "This is ridiculous"
GPChris: "Confusion never stops"
Q: "I'm out, screw this, I'll just drive back home how"
GPChris: "Home, home where I wanted to go"

whoops that got out of hand LOL

Haha, LOVE IT!

Q: So, after all that running around we're STILL not at the Bakery.
GPChris: I've gotta say I wasted all your time.
Q: No shit, man. There's got to be a better way to find what I'm looking for...any suggestions?
:GPChris: Look at the stars.:p
Q: Ugh! What a pain in the arse you turned out to be.
:GPChris: I never meant to cause you trouble.
:Q: Next time, I'm gonna use GPJonny He'll know what to do.
GPJonny: All of us are done for.
Q: F**K this, I'm walking.

:lol:

OH MAN I DIDN'T SEE THAT. HAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH THAT IS FREAKING AMAZING! You are geniuses!! :laugh3: :laugh3:

November 15, 201213 yr

From Tumblr:

We are the most colourful fans in the world :wacko:

November 15, 201213 yr

^ :wacko:

November 15, 201213 yr

^^ :awesome:

We're pretty awesome aren't we :wacky:

November 15, 201213 yr

^ Yeah we are, yeah we are :wacky:

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