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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    What is life

    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Chris thinking:

'If I fart in the microphone everyone will hear it don't you think?'

*Pffffrrrrret*

'Oops, that was loud :o :embarassed: :) '

 

 

but... i just cant stop looking at it :\

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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Chris thinking:

'If I fart in the microphone everyone will hear it don't you think?'

*Pffffrrrrret*

'Oops, that was loud :o :embarassed: :) '

 

I burst out laughing! Well done!

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Chris thinking:

'If I fart in the microphone everyone will hear it don't you think?'

*Pffffrrrrret*

'Oops, that was loud :o :embarassed: :) '

 

:wacky:

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"Come here.... I wanna give you a kiss!"

 

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BREAKING NEWS: 6'2", thick-bearded, blue-eyed man, possibly under influence of drugs, shows up at Coldplay concert. In response to an interviewer's inquiry if he was a roadie, the man twitched, laughed, and replied:

"Cocaine? Never heard of it! Hehehehehe!"

 

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"It was the wicked and wild- Eww, is that bird poo!?"

 

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Jonny: (thinking) I hope no one notices my hair... :uhoh:

Guy behind Jonny (I think it's Will): (thinking) WTF is up with Jonny's hair!?

Chris: (thinking) ... I feel a breeze... In my pants... I hope they're not too short...

 

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Chris: *dorky grin*

Will: (to camera woman) Oh hello there...

Guy: *whispering* Jonny, I'm scared.

Jonny: *whispering* Me too, Guy. Me too.

 

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Chris: JONNYYYYYY OH JONNYYYYYYYYY HOOOOW I LOOOVE YOU SOOOOO *glass breaks*

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"Come here.... I wanna give you a kiss!"

 

:blush: okay Chris :gorgeous:

:kiss::lips:

 

:laugh3:

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Chris: "Hmmm....I wonder if Jonny realises that I watch him sleep..." :sneaky:

 

Jonny: WTF?!?!?! :stunned:

^^^

:lol::laugh3:

 

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Chris: JONNYYYYYY OH JONNYYYYYYYYY HOOOOW I LOOOVE YOU SOOOOO *glass breaks*

 

:lol::lol::lol:

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Chris: "Hmmm....I wonder if Jonny realises that I watch him sleep..." :sneaky:

 

Jonny: WTF?!?!?! :stunned:

 

:laugh3::laugh3: oh JONNY :rolleyes:

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Chris: "Hmmm....I wonder if Jonny realises that I watch him sleep..." :sneaky:

 

Jonny: WTF?!?!?! :stunned:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:!!!!

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chriz martnz on ur fone

wastn ur minuts

OMG number 42 joined the Jonnycake group!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could cry right now. "tears of freak-outiness" (I made up that word)

yay x 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000! :D

OMG number 42 joined the Jonnycake group!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could cry right now. "tears of freak-outiness" (I made up that word)

 

So who is it actually :thinking:

 

:dance::dance:

So who is it actually :thinking:

 

:dance::dance:

yeah i was thinking about that too...

:thinking: I really wanne know !!!

:freak:

 

 

(hah I promised to freak out when we reach 42 :lol:)

 

:freak:

BUT RIGHT NOW I DONT CARE!!!

I AM SPAMMING THE JONNYCAKEH GROUP!!!

 

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Chris: JONNYYYYYY OH JONNYYYYYYYYY HOOOOW I LOOOVE YOU SOOOOO *glass breaks*

 

BAHAH :lol::laugh3::laugh3:

OMG number 42 joined the Jonnycake group!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could cry right now. "tears of freak-outiness" (I made up that word)

 

I don't have any idea whose creature is that :wtf:

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