...for our mutual amusement.

My grandma has spammed me. Twice. :bigcry:

I got this one a couple of days ago:

 

Hernia Patch Recall

 

Did You Have Hernia Surgery?

 

Important Lawsuit Information:

 

http://www.opportunitynotpassingyou.com/click.cgi?sid=130070668&cid=6190238&ed=26233&eip=45492&ld=26233&lip=45492&url=t1

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I thought it was hilarious. :lol:

I keep getting:

 

Dear Yahoo user

 

Visit here http://pillz--store.com

 

-Phentermin

-Tadalafil Soft Tabs

-Viagra Generic 100mg

-Viagra SoftTabs

-Cialis Generic

-Valium

-Xanax

-Carisoma

-Ambien

-Levitra

 

This is your chance, don't miss it!

 

 

(actually could come in handy sometime :lol: )

I get loads of Chain Mail...

 

 

 

Because you opened this you will get kissed on Friday by the love of your

life.

DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!!!

Your crush will ask you out.

Tomorrow will be the best day of your life . However if you don't send

this to at

least 10 people by midnight tonight you will have bad

luck in your love life.

Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.

At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be

just like yo u.

There are at least 2 people in this world that would die for you.

You mean the world to someone.

Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

When you make the biggest mistake ever,

something good comes from it.

When you think the world has turned its back

on you, take a look again.

Always remember the compliments you received.

Forget the rude remarks.

So if you are a loving friend, send this to your

friends, including the person that sent it to you. Tonight at midnight

your true

love will realize they like you.

Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow, it could be

anywhere.

Get ready for the biggest shock in your life. Copy and paste and Send this

to 15 people in 15 minutes

 

 

:sick:

I hate chain lettesrs

This is the best one ever :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

HELLO.

MY NAME IS

FRANK

FROM NIG.

 

i am frank, son of governor of lagos state of nig.

i am looking for any bank manager over there to contact i want to

have savice acconut over there i am coming over there soon to stay

and invest my money be fore then i need a bank manager that i can

have his acconut number let me transfer all my money to him for my

savice accont over there before i come over there pls if ur a bank

manager and you can do if for me pls contact me by mail or phoen

number(+2348030535289)i have ($1,hundredand fiftymillion) to transfer

to you 4 my starting savice acconut over there so contact me let us ga2

talk about it

so bye and god bless you from fr.son.

^That one is hilarious! :lol:

Every morning when I get into work, the first thing is to check for emails and the majority of the time is an "end user digest" of all spam caught by the system sent to my work email.

 

I can't view any of the contents, but some of the subject lines make me laugh

Got one about penis enlargement :laugh3:

a serious wtf moment .

 

 

 

Its big enough already. :rolleyes:

 

joke.

This is the best one ever :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

HELLO.

MY NAME IS

FRANK

FROM NIG.

 

i am frank, son of governor of lagos state of nig.

i am looking for any bank manager over there to contact i want to

have savice acconut over there i am coming over there soon to stay

and invest my money be fore then i need a bank manager that i can

have his acconut number let me transfer all my money to him for my

savice accont over there before i come over there pls if ur a bank

manager and you can do if for me pls contact me by mail or phoen

number(+2348030535289)i have ($1,hundredand fiftymillion) to transfer

to you 4 my starting savice acconut over there so contact me let us ga2

talk about it

so bye and god bless you from fr.son.

I get that one every few weeks... :D

Got one about penis enlargement :laugh3:

a serious wtf moment .

 

 

 

Its big enough already. :rolleyes:

 

joke.

 

:lol: I get those everyday. I even went to gmail, so they would stop,

 

and yes they did... :lol:

Got one about penis enlargement :laugh3:

a serious wtf moment .

 

 

 

Its big enough already. :rolleyes:

 

joke.

 

Yup, I get those too ... along with: "Do you really satisfy her????" and "Buy Viagra NOW"

This is the best one ever :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

HELLO.

MY NAME IS

FRANK

FROM NIG.

 

i am frank, son of governor of lagos state of nig.

i am looking for any bank manager over there to contact i want to

have savice acconut over there i am coming over there soon to stay

and invest my money be fore then i need a bank manager that i can

have his acconut number let me transfer all my money to him for my

savice accont over there before i come over there pls if ur a bank

manager and you can do if for me pls contact me by mail or phoen

number(+2348030535289)i have ($1,hundredand fiftymillion) to transfer

to you 4 my starting savice acconut over there so contact me let us ga2

talk about it

so bye and god bless you from fr.son.

 

 

Omg, i think i had the same one last year :lol:

I got an email during summer that said I needed to confirm my winning ticket for some European lottery. :uhoh: I'll try to find it, but I probably deleted it. :P

Lately I've been getting this :uhoh:

 

Viagra

 

:laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But I seriously don't know why :uhoh:

^^^ :sneaky:

Don't lie Ricardo... :lol:

My friend sent me this as an E-mail...

http://candiaspanish.blogspot.com/2009/05/sacalo-de-aqui-gato-ep1.html

It's my Spanish teacher playing with Barbies... :stunned:

I got this the other day, about as spammy as mine get

 

it seems to me that there is no doubt you used joe satriani music for your song viva la vida but that being said IT IS A FREAKING GREAT SONG

I don't keep my spam, I just erase it. But last week I got a e-mail telling me to sign up for a site called 'blackpeoplemeet.com' :wtf:

^^^ WTF :lol:

 

I do delete it, or rather my spam seems to delete itself...

Our magic pills will help your penis to gain 3-4 in length and they will increase the thickness of your penis, up to 30% And that is not the one time act but your penis stay this size FOREVER and you feel yourself self-confident and easygoing with an girl whom you will like.

 

--

Get those alot lately.. If I buy all the mailes I should have a penis as big as 20 towers right now :inquisitive:

^^^ :sneaky:

Don't lie Ricardo... :lol:

I swear :bigcry:

Our magic pills will help your penis to gain 3-4 in length and they will increase the thickness of your penis, up to 30% And that is not the one time act but your penis stay this size FOREVER and you feel yourself self-confident and easygoing with an girl whom you will like.

 

--

Get those alot lately.. If I buy all the mailes I should have a penis as big as 20 towers right now :inquisitive:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

OMG!!!!LOL!!!!

:dead::laugh3::dead:

Our magic pills will help your penis to gain 3-4 in length and they will increase the thickness of your penis, up to 30% And that is not the one time act but your penis stay this size FOREVER and you feel yourself self-confident and easygoing with an girl whom you will like.

 

--

Get those alot lately.. If I buy all the mailes I should have a penis as big as 20 towers right now :inquisitive:

hahahaha

I'm getting those ones too :uhoh: