Empily Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 ...for our mutual amusement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 My grandma has spammed me. Twice. :bigcry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flickahidalgo Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I got this one a couple of days ago: Hernia Patch Recall Did You Have Hernia Surgery? Important Lawsuit Information: http://www.opportunitynotpassingyou.com/click.cgi?sid=130070668&cid=6190238&ed=26233&eip=45492&ld=26233&lip=45492&url=t1 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I thought it was hilarious. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notion Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I keep getting: Dear Yahoo user Visit here http://pillz--store.com -Phentermin -Tadalafil Soft Tabs -Viagra Generic 100mg -Viagra SoftTabs -Cialis Generic -Valium -Xanax -Carisoma -Ambien -Levitra This is your chance, don't miss it! (actually could come in handy sometime :lol: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empily Posted October 1, 2009 Author Share Posted October 1, 2009 I get loads of Chain Mail... Because you opened this you will get kissed on Friday by the love of your life. DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!!! Your crush will ask you out. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life . However if you don't send this to at least 10 people by midnight tonight you will have bad luck in your love life. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like yo u. There are at least 2 people in this world that would die for you. You mean the world to someone. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look again. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget the rude remarks. So if you are a loving friend, send this to your friends, including the person that sent it to you. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life. Copy and paste and Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes :sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notion Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I hate chain lettesrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empily Posted October 1, 2009 Author Share Posted October 1, 2009 This is the best one ever :laugh3: :laugh3: HELLO. MY NAME IS FRANK FROM NIG. i am frank, son of governor of lagos state of nig. i am looking for any bank manager over there to contact i want to have savice acconut over there i am coming over there soon to stay and invest my money be fore then i need a bank manager that i can have his acconut number let me transfer all my money to him for my savice accont over there before i come over there pls if ur a bank manager and you can do if for me pls contact me by mail or phoen number(+2348030535289)i have ($1,hundredand fiftymillion) to transfer to you 4 my starting savice acconut over there so contact me let us ga2 talk about it so bye and god bless you from fr.son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flickahidalgo Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 ^That one is hilarious! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Every morning when I get into work, the first thing is to check for emails and the majority of the time is an "end user digest" of all spam caught by the system sent to my work email. I can't view any of the contents, but some of the subject lines make me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmaLouiseSmyth Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Got one about penis enlargement :laugh3: a serious wtf moment . Its big enough already. :rolleyes: joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lndnsky Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 This is the best one ever :laugh3: :laugh3: HELLO. MY NAME IS FRANK FROM NIG. i am frank, son of governor of lagos state of nig. i am looking for any bank manager over there to contact i want to have savice acconut over there i am coming over there soon to stay and invest my money be fore then i need a bank manager that i can have his acconut number let me transfer all my money to him for my savice accont over there before i come over there pls if ur a bank manager and you can do if for me pls contact me by mail or phoen number(+2348030535289)i have ($1,hundredand fiftymillion) to transfer to you 4 my starting savice acconut over there so contact me let us ga2 talk about it so bye and god bless you from fr.son. I get that one every few weeks... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notion Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Got one about penis enlargement :laugh3: a serious wtf moment . Its big enough already. :rolleyes: joke. :lol: I get those everyday. I even went to gmail, so they would stop, and yes they did... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imke Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Got one about penis enlargement :laugh3: a serious wtf moment . Its big enough already. :rolleyes: joke. Yup, I get those too ... along with: "Do you really satisfy her????" and "Buy Viagra NOW" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rad-Cold Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 This is the best one ever :laugh3: :laugh3: HELLO. MY NAME IS FRANK FROM NIG. i am frank, son of governor of lagos state of nig. i am looking for any bank manager over there to contact i want to have savice acconut over there i am coming over there soon to stay and invest my money be fore then i need a bank manager that i can have his acconut number let me transfer all my money to him for my savice accont over there before i come over there pls if ur a bank manager and you can do if for me pls contact me by mail or phoen number(+2348030535289)i have ($1,hundredand fiftymillion) to transfer to you 4 my starting savice acconut over there so contact me let us ga2 talk about it so bye and god bless you from fr.son. Omg, i think i had the same one last year :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I got an email during summer that said I needed to confirm my winning ticket for some European lottery. :uhoh: I'll try to find it, but I probably deleted it. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Lately I've been getting this :uhoh: Viagra :laugh3: But I seriously don't know why :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empily Posted October 3, 2009 Author Share Posted October 3, 2009 ^^^ :sneaky: Don't lie Ricardo... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleBlur Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 My friend sent me this as an E-mail... http://candiaspanish.blogspot.com/2009/05/sacalo-de-aqui-gato-ep1.html It's my Spanish teacher playing with Barbies... :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 I got this the other day, about as spammy as mine get it seems to me that there is no doubt you used joe satriani music for your song viva la vida but that being said IT IS A FREAKING GREAT SONG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 I don't keep my spam, I just erase it. But last week I got a e-mail telling me to sign up for a site called 'blackpeoplemeet.com' :wtf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empily Posted October 4, 2009 Author Share Posted October 4, 2009 ^^^ WTF :lol: I do delete it, or rather my spam seems to delete itself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoRocker Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Our magic pills will help your penis to gain 3-4 in length and they will increase the thickness of your penis, up to 30% And that is not the one time act but your penis stay this size FOREVER and you feel yourself self-confident and easygoing with an girl whom you will like. -- Get those alot lately.. If I buy all the mailes I should have a penis as big as 20 towers right now :inquisitive: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 ^^^ :sneaky: Don't lie Ricardo... :lol: I swear :bigcry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleBlur Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Our magic pills will help your penis to gain 3-4 in length and they will increase the thickness of your penis, up to 30% And that is not the one time act but your penis stay this size FOREVER and you feel yourself self-confident and easygoing with an girl whom you will like. -- Get those alot lately.. If I buy all the mailes I should have a penis as big as 20 towers right now :inquisitive: :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: OMG!!!!LOL!!!! :dead::laugh3::dead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Our magic pills will help your penis to gain 3-4 in length and they will increase the thickness of your penis, up to 30% And that is not the one time act but your penis stay this size FOREVER and you feel yourself self-confident and easygoing with an girl whom you will like. -- Get those alot lately.. If I buy all the mailes I should have a penis as big as 20 towers right now :inquisitive: hahahaha I'm getting those ones too :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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