I would do anything or give up anything. And I would die if he wrote a song for me. Damn this thread gives me false hope!

 

I know! *dies a little inside* :(

have crazy monkey sex....duh.

 

Just kidding, haha.. i loved Gwenyth in shakespeare in love, so I will respect their "marriage":rolleyes:

 

Well, we would go to the beach here in LA, have a picnic, and he will bring his acoustic guitar and give me a personal acoustic concert of all my personal favs. Especially B sides!

 

And then..we put our raincoats on and walk across the beach singing Yellow at the top of our lungs!

 

After, we will take a drive in the city, and play City of Blinding Lights by U2 amped up in my Volkswagen Beatle.

 

We then head to my place to play Guitar Hero and have an innocent snog. Yeah!

 

:chris: loves :daisy: forever after that

damn, this thread kills me, it's like a fairytale :lol:

i would give anything to meet him. we would have dinner, then go to the park and talk all night long, maybe he could sing for me... :mellow: at the end i'd give him a hug :hug:

but i think i wouldn't talk normally, i'd die just looking at him. :lol:

ahh... :dead:

If he WASN'T married :sneaky:

 

 

I would só do things I'm never gonna tell here :sneaky: :wink3:

 

Omygod I'm only 13. :\

who cares if he's married or not? :lol::sneaky:

If he WASN'T married :sneaky:

 

 

I would só do things I'm never gonna tell here :sneaky: :wink3:

 

Omygod I'm only 13. :\

 

LOL :laugh3:

He is so much older than you (and me).

Itll be so akward, but you know of course, who would mind a goodbye hug... a goodbye kiss on the cheek :kiss: ... and thats as far as I want it :rolleyes:

If he WASN'T married :sneaky:

 

 

I would só do things I'm never gonna tell here :sneaky: :wink3:

 

Omygod I'm only 13. :\

 

 

 

 

Thats what i was thinking... :sneaky:

 

 

 

OMG I'm only 12! :laugh3:

 

 

 

 

I could get away with 13 or 14 though... :rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Honestly, I was thinking the same. :lol:

C'mon, I'm only 15 :(

 

 

Wooooooow for everyone who is younger than 15. :dance:

Chris could be our father :rolleyes:

Oh my god! :bigcry:

What has Coldplay done to me? *runs away* :p

 

[/drama]

 

I wouldn't want CHRIS to be my father!! :laugh3:

I can't fall in love with his best friend... or my Dad... :sick:

who cares if he's married or not? :lol::sneaky:

 

 

TRUE.

:wink3:

I guess we will be having crazy monkey sex! Sorry Gwyneth!

 

I am sure we can finish the Kama Sutra before 11!

 

 

And I am almost 18, so no biggie. And no one would ever have to find out...:smug:

Hahahaha this thread is funny :lol:

 

And Tamara, I think I added you on MSN :) (I hope you don't mind?)

It's not statutory rape if you don't tell :wink3:

And I ignore the time thint till 11 PM.

 

I get him the whole night, and then for the rest of his life :D

 

*pervy thoughts*

LOL I knew this would turn sour and that we would all become fan girls and groupies! Bah!

 

 

But seriously...I am not just going to have sex with him. I want my acoustic, private concert!:)

Hahahaha this thread is funny :lol:

 

And Tamara, I think I added you on MSN :) (I hope you don't mind?)

 

of course i don't, but my MSN doesn't works at the moment :lol: when i'll fix it, we can talk :)

LOL I knew this would turn sour and that we would all become fan girls and groupies! Bah!

 

 

But seriously...I am not just going to have sex with him. I want my acoustic, private concert!:)

 

NOT?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

 

No, just kidding :)

 

 

or not :wink3:

 

Damn, Anneloes shut up!!!!! :P

LOL I knew this would turn sour and that we would all become fan girls and groupies! Bah!

 

 

But seriously...I am not just going to have sex with him. I want my acoustic, private concert!:)

 

Hahahahahahahaha! You didn't deny that you're going to have sex, but you want to make it clear that you'll also be doing other activities.

 

 

I think we'd all want a personal concert followed up by a roll around in the bed as a "good job" :wink3::wink3:

LOL. To be honest, I would seriously hook up with him if I had the chance..

 

Great story to tell the grandkids.

 

"Kiddies...me and Chris Martin from Coldplay had a nice romp when I was young. Ah to be a young, horny groupie again! How i miss my youth!"

^You made me laugh :lol:

 

That would be an awesome story for my grandkids. And for me of course :D

Wow, lots of young girls here. I feel like a pedophile browsing the board.

YOU SAID YOU WERE 11

LOL :laugh3:

I know you're not

It's not statutory rape if they want it:wink3:

Wow, lots of young girls here. I feel like a pedophile browsing the board.

 

:laugh3: :laugh3::rolleyes:

It's not statutory rape if they want it:wink3:

 

AMY! :laugh3: