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What would you do...?

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Seriously i'm like freaken' horny!:dozey:

Ahh, Christopher Anthony John Martin.. How do you do it? :dozey:

 

 

 

this is absolutely hilarious xD

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So funny you really believed that. :p

 

Anyway, I love horny girls threads like these! :cheesy:

 

So, was it a good idea I made this thread then?

I'm so curious as to what people would do with him for that long!

 

Y'know, I'd probably end up playing Coldplay songs with him lol! (like violet hill, Politik, Green Eyes and Yellow!)

 

It'd be fun!

well this thread is REAALLY good honestly xD

and i would...well probably i'd just talk with him about random stuffs and sing with him and so on :) would have great time ^^

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well this thread is REAALLY good honestly xD

and i would...well probably i'd just talk with him about random stuffs and sing with him and so on :) would have great time ^^

 

I'd play him The Escapist on piano when he leaves (if I was a girl), although, he could be round just as a friend!

I would ask him if he could learn me a few Coldplaysongs on the piano/guitar :D

I would learn how to play Back for Good on guitar and play it for him, cause he loves that song :nice: Then I would ask him to sing and play for me! And learn me some songs as well!

And then just talk shit about Bush or something :lol:!

 

And then I would ask if I could be the Godmother of their children :P.

No, I wouldnt do that :P.

Why would you guys want to watch movies with him??!?! That is precious time you could be talking and getting to know him IN PERSON!

ahh i would give any thing for this to happen.

 

I would like to just meet up and then go for a walk in a little town so there wouldn't be paparazzi around chasing us. He could totally just be himself and not have to worry about being seen. He would tell me everything about his life. especially like high school (like someone else said before)

then we would go eat, but not really dinner, we'd go to like a chocolate shop, because we all know how much he LOVES chocolate!

Then we'd go to a park and sit on a bench and talk some more!!!

 

And then we'd be best friends forever :)

Well, I respect the married part......'cause I'm married, too.

 

But...I would want to sing with him. Sit around his piano, do sing-a-longs, watch him compose a new piece of music, and talk about our favorite bands or what musical groups we both draw inspiration from. But mostly, I'd just want to sing duets with him.

 

EDIT: After reading this thread....I gotta say....some of you 13 year olds are seriously skeeving me out! o_O

*sigh* What to do, what to do on a day with Chrissyyyyyy...hmmm so many things!

 

We'd have chocolate cake (compliments of moi) for dinner! The poor man's been craving it since he went on tour! OM NOM NOM

 

Well the first thing I'd do with him is play the piano with him. We'd play a duet, me on the piano, him singing, then we'd reverse, or we'd just play the piano together like the musical maniacs we are. :wacky:

 

And then we'd write songs! He could help me compose stuff...And then we'd go running together. Running with someone you admire or listening to music you like makes me feel freeeeeeeeeee *flies away* And then we'd start arguing politics.

 

And of course, we'd start acting corny and start singing random things in public and joking around with each other.

 

At the end of the day, we'd give each other a nice warm hug...:hug: :blush:

I would talk with him, and sing with him, and talk about music, and talk about the band, talk about me, and I would want for us to right a short song together :shy:

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:lol:^^

I would do what Guy wants to do!:nice:

 

 

 

*I'm a--

Slaaaaaaaave....for you... :sneaky:*

 

 

 

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I would go to the mall with Chris. :smug2:

There are probably more Candy stores than Clothing. I think Chris would be in a chocolate heaven if we went there... :P

:heart:

we'd go to an amusement park or carnival.... in hilarious disguises

id be disguised just for the lolz:disguise::disguise:

then get chinese food...miso soup... chow mein and tofu:karate:

go back to my place

talk about everything!

and watch the movie that is both our favorites Life Is Beautiful

and a scary movie so he can hug me when i start to shiver

and lord of the rings to put him to sleep so that i can snuggle wit him on the sofa.:sleeping2::love:

 

..... and they all lived happily ever after

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