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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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yes, dee summed it up prefectly...she forgot to say that even my bed was moving

 

the actualy thread title was: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

 

but then I became the Venus in furs and all that stuff and sold jukebox condoms

 

so if you ever want to buy something in my shop you can ask me:blank:

 

i don't have much money?

you got a sale on or price reductions on anything?

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well, we've got welcome presents...the first one is for free...with erm champagne

 

i still couldn't make up my mind how my jukebox condoms work though:wacky:

 

I even can't remember where we got this idea from

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good question

 

this shop hasn't been open for some months now...I guess the condoms are all dusty and stuff...well, they play "dust in the wind" (omg I AM SO FUNNY)

and the others are dirty....if you prefer the wild stuff then I can give you the dirty one...

besides I think there are still some left with pink polka dots

 

and if you want a special one I can produce it for you

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good

you can choose any style you want....and don't forget to choose a song it should play

Aww, I miss our crazy thread. :disappointed:

How's my favourite Julia? :hug:

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Hey Hey Imkieeeee....:cheesy:

 

Oh I am well,...just a bit stressed because my best friend will be leaving next week and on saturday she'll have her goodbye party and i want to get her something special...but i feel like I'm failing booo...

 

and you?:hug:

Oh ... well, what do you want to get her? :wacko:

 

I'm good too, finally on vacation and now I have to find a job. :surprised:

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we are making her a special photo calendar with some friends....but I want to do something special....I found a cheap book in the book shop which is only with pictures...I want to imply something with the book can't explain in how far haha....however....I want to write anything that comes to my mind and that reminds me of the 3 years we've spent together in this book....instead of writing a letter...

 

ooooh is there anything in particular?

Well, that's a wonderful idea. :wacky: It's hard to put your thoughts into words sometimes, isn't it? :hug:

 

IKEA ... :freak: Just anything that pays. :bigcry:

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yeah it is....I wrote something down, but right now it doesn't really touch me, but I don't want to get too sentimental on the other hand....don't know..I don't want it to sound cheesy....this will either change or I have to find something better...I want to give it to her next week, the last time I see her anyways....so there is some time left...

 

ahhh you told me about that....so, did you apply there?

Wel, I'm sure you'll know what to write eventually. :hug:

Just don't try to force it.

 

Not yet, just got my pictures taken today and I'll apply tomorrow. D:

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yes....this is how it feels when I read it....as if I've forced it....hmm..

I think I should watch some pictures again....and then I will know what to write

 

aha good luck then Imkie, I am sure you'll find something:wacko:

Yup, just let it come to you. :wacko:

 

Thank you. :hug: I'm sure I'll end up at McDonald's. :disappointed:

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haha.....I can tell you what to do at McDonald's...I worked there after I did my a-level....:blank:

Yayyyyyyyyy ... :blank: ... I hope I'll at least end up at McCafé ... that's slightly more classy than handing out burgers. :blank:

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there wasn't even a McCafe where I worked....I was the one handing out burgers:blank:

Yayyyyyyyyy ... well, at least it pays. :blank:

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yep....and as long as you know you don't have to work there your whole life it is ok...

Hahahahaha. :awesome: Well, I'm trying really hard to not work there my whole life and I still hope I get a job at IKEA. :blank:

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the sad thing is: there are people who work there their whole life...there are even young people who do an apprenticeship there....I mean everybody should do what they like doing, but I couldn't imagine doing this...well, I think we can be really happy...because we can choose what we want to do..

Yeah, I couldn't imagine working in the kitchen at McDonald's my whole life and I'm so glad that I got the chance to study. :disappointed:

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