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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Oh my god, penis is such a dirty word! :stunned:

 

Imkeeee you're only 2posts away from hitting 10000!!!

 

Not anymore. :awesome:

 

yes.....my house esp. consists of dirty things like penises:awesome:

 

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS :awesome: :bomb:

 

Just felt like doing something "special" for my 10 000th post. :anxious:

(And adding more fuel to the perv reputation.)

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Yeah, that word was totally necessary for your 10000th post :facepalm:

It was, it was. :thinking:

I should have written it 10k times. :P

You totally screwed up Imke :disappointed:

 

I did, I did ... I will never get over this. :disappointed:

 

SNAKE HIGHSCOOOOOOOOOORE BAAAAAAACK

 

Hahahahahahaha :awesome:

How long have you been working on that?

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almost every day since last september.....:freak:

 

SO WHY THE HELL DOESN'T IT SHOW ON THE LEFT THAT I HAVE THE SNAKE HIGHSCORE?:angry:

I was trying to beat your high score earlier today. :sneaky:

Couldn't even get close. :disappointed:

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yes....you did

 

you appeared and everyone left....good work Kelsie:nice:

 

:dozey:

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I've just thought of the actualy sense of this thread: They haven't done it again and she is moving out woohoo

This thread always is bumped at the most spontaneous times :surprised:

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yes, but since all the pimps are the other members are gone it has died many deaths

I talked to Ren last night on Twitter :wacky:

I had to make one just so I can talk to him :inquisitive:

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boooooo....I want to talk to him again, too...:bigcry:

 

I never catch him

He's on Twitter right now. :kiss:

Me neither :bigcry:

That bastard told me he was just too lazy to download MSN :disappointed:

 

EDIT: WHATWHATWHAT?! :surprised: /overreaction

what is this thread?

i'm too busy to read through and find out because i'm cool

can somebody explain it in a sentence

 

the thread title is certainly intriguing

what is this thread?

i'm too busy to read through and find out because i'm cool

can somebody explain it in a sentence

 

the thread title is certainly intriguing

 

A long time ago, people actually went to this thread and I think it was about Julia's neighbor having sex with strangers and her having to hear it through the walls and one way or another we all ended up being pimps and hoes and people would come here to buy jukebox condoms and we had our own group even and it was awesome but Mark made half the people leave so it's nothing but a dead thread now :disappointed:

haha, lousy neighbour sex sucks

only heard it once at uni and i wouldn't have minded but it was 3 in the morning.

if you need the numbers to get the thread going again i offer my help

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yes, dee summed it up prefectly...she forgot to say that even my bed was moving

 

the actualy thread title was: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

 

but then I became the Venus in furs and all that stuff and sold jukebox condoms

 

so if you ever want to buy something in my shop you can ask me:blank:

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