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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Welcome to the club. :tongue:

You're a Muse groupie. :kiss:

You showed me the vid of you meeting them. :tongue:

Ren! Imke! :lips:

I'm glad I didn't go to bed after all^^

 

Oh we'll see. :sneaky:

I can use my nails. :sneaky:

 

Yeah ... let's virtually whip us. :dizzy:

 

I'm stilll here. :cheesy:

I can bite :sneaky:

 

So, you start with the whipping?

 

Groupies :tongue:

You're the worse groupie I know :snobby:

 

Btw, to add to the fangirl mood, I just got answered on twitter by Jesse Spencer aka Dr Chase in House, omg! I think the fangirliness level just hit the roof :D

Guess what, I can bite too. :sneaky:

And I have some sharp teeth. :lips:

 

:whip:

 

Aww, he answered you?! :o Awesome. :D

You're a Muse groupie. :kiss:

You showed me the vid of you meeting them. :tongue:

I regret uploading that vid :disappointed:

You're the worse groupie I know :snobby:

Oh hush PePe57 Le Pew :snobby:

Guess what, I can bite too. :sneaky:

And I have some sharp teeth. :lips:

 

:whip:

 

Aww, he answered you?! :o Awesome. :D

Hehe, we'll bite 'em all... Front row here we come :sneaky:

 

*ouch* Thanks! :whip:

 

Yesss he did, I think I squeed haha

He answered like, less than 10 people before putting on his lab coat to shoot a House episode :dead:

 

Oh hush PePe57 Le Pew :snobby:

Can't, I'm too hype right now :lips:

 

So, you feeling any better?

I regret uploading that vid :disappointed:

 

Aww, no way.

That was actually cute. :wacko:

 

Hai guise!

Long time no chat

 

Deeeeee!

Oh hi. :wacko:

Hehe, we'll bite 'em all... Front row here we come :sneaky:

 

*ouch* Thanks! :whip:

 

Yesss he did, I think I squeed haha

He answered like, less than 10 people before putting on his lab coat to shoot a House episode :dead:

 

 

Okay, we'll bite the other fans. :sneaky:

Too bad you won't help me bite those Muse fans in September. :lips:

 

Thanks, I needed that. :whip:

 

Hahaha, awesome. :cheesy:

What did you ask?

Oh hush PePe57 Le Pew :snobby:

Fine bitch, ignore me. :snobby:

Deeeeee!

Oh hi. :wacko:

Imkeeee! :blush:

I don't see you guys on here very often, how are you?

Aww, I didn't feel like posting that much lately.

I'm okay ... a little sick.

How are you? :kiss:

Fine bitch, ignore me. :snobby:

Dee dee doo!! i'm sorry! I didn't see your post :disappointed:

 

How are you my young padawan? :lips:

I was tired, but I took a bubble bath and now I feel great. Bubble baths are and will be the answer to all of your problems.

I skipped your post:disappointed:

 

Hi Deeeeee! How are you? :blush:

 

Okay, we'll bite the other fans. :sneaky:

Too bad you won't help me bite those Muse fans in September. :lips:

 

Thanks, I needed that. :whip:

 

Hahaha, awesome. :cheesy:

What did you ask?

Might be next year hehehe

I'm sorry, you'll get Anna to replace me :tongue:

 

So now, every day we think about the :whip:, 'kay?

Oh, that was kinda random but still less than other fangirls who're like "hi jesse, you're too handsome! Love you <3<3<3" or stuff like that :D

I asked wether he retains things about medecine thanks to the show :nice:

Dee dee doo!! i'm sorry! I didn't see your post :disappointed:

 

How are you my young padawan? :lips:

 

Better. :veryangry2:

 

...

 

:heart:

 

OMGOMGOGMGOMGOGMGO RENENENRENRNENENNENREN

I already answered that, but your young padawan is fine, but how is my perv mentor? :lips:

 

EDIT: OMOGMGOGG PERRIJENEIEEENEPERNIONEN

Can't, I'm too hype right now :lips:

 

So, you feeling any better?

Are you drunk again? :wacky:

 

Yup! i'm feeling much better and i'm eating some apple pie, yummeh!

 

Aww, no way.

That was actually cute. :wacko:

 

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It was silly :disappointed:

Better. :veryangry2:

 

...

 

:heart:

 

OMGOMGOGMGOMGOGMGO RENENENRENRNENENNENREN

I already answered that, but your young padawan is fine, but how is my perv mentor? :lips:

 

EDIT: OMOGMGOGG PERRIJENEIEEENEPERNIONEN

Yay! i'm glad! :dance:

 

Not so good actually, i got ill in the middle of summer but i'm feeling much better now :P

 

Btw, i love your new flag. :wacko:

I was tired, but I took a bubble bath and now I feel great. Bubble baths are and will be the answer to all of your problems.

 

Hahaha ... bubble baths are great.

I wish I could take one, but I don't have tub. :disappointed:

 

Might be next year hehehe

I'm sorry, you'll get Anna to replace me :tongue:

 

So now, every day we think about the :whip:, 'kay?

Oh, that was kinda random but still less than other fangirls who're like "hi jesse, you're too handsome! Love you <3<3<3" or stuff like that :D

I asked wether he retains things about medecine thanks to the show :nice:

 

Anna and I will do just fine. :wacky:

 

Yup, whipping everyday ... I'll leave one of those on your profile. :P

:whip:

 

Haha, yeah, it's a lot better than random fangirlyness. :tongue:

 

 

It was silly :disappointed:

 

No, it wasn't. :P

EDIT: OMOGMGOGG PERRIJENEIEEENEPERNIONEN

Love my new nickname :blush:

 

Are you drunk again? :wacky:

 

Yup! i'm feeling much better and i'm eating some apple pie, yummeh!

No way, alcohol-free vacations :tongue:

I'm just... excited :freak:

 

Kewl! May I have some?

 

Anyone got any boredom killing alternatives to suicide?

Sleep [/lame]

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