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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Sure, Iz. :kiss:

 

Haha, sorry Pepita ... but look, Ren is grabbing my boob. :disappointed:

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Don't pretend you don't like that :mellow:

Don't pretend you don't like that :mellow:

 

He won't get anywhere near my boob. :snobby:

 

So I'm nobody? :shame:

 

You're the one peeking through the window that is covered by the curtains. :anxious:

Greg, what was I telling you about not thinking you were a creep? :anxious:

 

He won't get anywhere near my boob. :snobby:

Haha poor Ren :wacky:

Greg, what was I telling you about not thinking you were a creep? :anxious:

 

This is the reference.

I'm no creep :p

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHR0aKT-FFM]YouTube - Bill Bailey Music[/ame]

This is the reference.

I'm no creep :p

 

Never heard of him :uhoh:

First time I see this thread :o. It looks like so much fun and I only read the first and last pages haha. How come it has so much pages??

Poor Julia ! aww

I imagine hearing your parents having sex would be the worst thing in the world :wreck:. I heard my sister one day :disappointed:. Her boyfriend at the time was so unattractive, I was like "how could she???" haha.

First time I see this thread :o. It looks like so much fun and I only read the first and last pages haha. How come it has so much pages??

maybe you should read the rest :wacky:

Haha this thread has been going for a long time now xD

 

Omg, you heard your sister D: That's so awkward haha

maybe you should read the rest :wacky:

 

I would but I honestly don't have the time :disappointed:.

 

Haha this thread has been going for a long time now xD

 

Omg, you heard your sister D: That's so awkward haha

 

Yeah, I did :stunned:. I passed by her bedroom and heard little noises. I was quite young and naïve at the time so I was like "what are these noises? *curious* So I went closer to listen xD and then I realised what was happening :sick:! Maybe it's weird but I was more disgusted by the fact she was fucking this stupid and ugly guy than by the fact it was my sister I was hearing :shrug: haha. But I can tell she was at least trying to be quiet so I can't really blame her.

This is the reference.

I'm no creep :p

 

 

Bill Bailey!! :cheesy:

He's awesome in Black Books lulz

Sometimes when I look at one of my housemates I wanna grab her hair, lift it up and then let it down :thinking: uuh like Dylan Moran does with Bill Bailey in Black Books. Is that normal? :anxious:

 

it's at 3:03 if you have no idea what I mean :awesome:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9z8SPgGVgc&feature=related]YouTube - Black Books series 2 ...The Fixer PartB[/ame]

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HAHAHAAAAA

 

my ex flat mate who this thread is about and who moved out some months ago is nothing against my new flat mate (who doesn't live in her room, but in the room 2 doors from my room) and she is even louder than the old one....and they do it 3 times a day (on sundays....this is what my other flat mate told me)....I didn't believe him at first, but I have just heard her screaming yayyy....oh these walls

Hahahahahaha ... :lol: ... I'm sorry. :blank:

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