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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Yay, that sounds good. :wacky:

 

I'm sure the second part will be okay too. :hug:

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tomorrow I am havving this exam and I have just stalked that guy who used to hit on me 2 years ago and I had fucked it up....and I found out he will be there too....probably...I don't want him to be there....I do not even know if I should say hi to him....oh how I wish I could just ask him out because I've fucked it up last time....but uhm actually....people say he is an asshole....ah forget it....I drank:wacky:

Hahaha...I'm sorry :lol:

Juliaaaaaaaaa! You bumped it. :surprised:

You're typing is quite good when you're drunk ... I can't say the same about me.

:disappointed:

Yeah we know well.

yayyyy thanks Imke....I think it helped....it wasn't as hard as I thought....yayyyy...:dance:

 

next week second part...:uhoh:

*gathers around Jules*

You'll have to start as a hooker and work your way up.

Yeah we know well.

 

Drunk Imke is better than high Imke though. :tongue:

 

That's the least you could say Imke! :tongue:

 

Haha ... this is not a competition, but I'd win. :wacky:

You should have seen the text messages I sent to people.

A friend told me she totally cracked up when she read the stuff I wrote her. :wacky:

 

Can aye' be a pimp too?

:curtain:

 

You'll have to start as a hooker and work your way up.

 

I see :charming:

 

:surprised:

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And no, we're not crazy, we're just slightly weird. :nice:

Ha, I'd like to see that :snobby:

We should have a battle someday^^

Ha, I'd like to see that :snobby:

We should have a battle someday^^

 

How about we make a public poll with our tweets? :mellow:

 

:surprised: Ohh, I see.. so.. like.. wut.

 

Erm, welcome. :nice: My name is really Imke. :nice:

Hahaha, I already looked for your last drunken tweets. :mellow:

Should I make that poll? :mellow:

Uhhh :uhoh:

You're gonna post a thread just for that?

Anyway yours are better than mine :disappointed:

Yup, it's almost done. :wacky:

I'm just bored and sick ... :disappointed:

Oh no :disappointed:

I gotta leave now, don't mess around girl:whip:

I'm about to post it though. :disappointed:

Fine ... I'll wait and show it to you first. :smug:

Bye :kiss:

How about we make a public poll with our tweets? :mellow:

 

 

 

Erm, welcome. :nice: My name is really Imke. :nice:

 

Orly? then damn your name is so cool :cheesy:

Mah' names Anette. :wacko:

Orly? then damn your name is so cool :cheesy:

Mah' names Anette. :wacko:

 

Oh hi, nice to meet ya Anette! :wacko:

Welcome .... :mellow:

 

Hello Anette

 

welcome to my house of dirty things

 

Dirty? Who's dirty? :awesome:

YAY DIRTY :cheesy:

 

 

Uh.. penis :awesome: hahahahahaha

VAJAYJAY! :cheesy:

Oh my god, penis is such a dirty word! :stunned:

 

Imkeeee you're only 2posts away from hitting 10000!!!

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