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My mom thinks I'm obsessed with Coldplay

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People who don't even know me personally know I'm obsessed with Coldplay :lol:

Ah, I'm in the same boat.

:dozey:

 

 

And ew, sweat? I think Chris is pretty cool but sweat= :sick:. Plus I don't want to marry him or have lots and lots of anal sex with him every Tuesday.

The fact that you were so specific frightens me.

The fact that you were so specific frightens me.

 

I like being specific. The unknown scares me. To be specific, the unknown gives me bed-wetting dreams involving beagles.

Don't worry, my co-workers think I am too...

Everyone think I stalk Coldplay...:shifty:

But for some weird reason, I'm never surprised when people say that...:shrug:

my mum knows. it's weird because at one time, when my friend dropped by my house, she told my friend that i've listened to The Scientist for over 200 times. :\

my mom thinks i'm obsessed with coldplay and she doesn't even know i come on here. oh well could be worse!

Hahahah, unfortunate...

 

yes well my whole family has kinda caught on to the whole coldplay obsession thing since I cried when I first saw the ad for the viva la vida tour on tv...

and my dad teases me about chris martin all the time, like:

 

Dad: What's that on your wrist?

Me: What... a make poverty history bracelet?

Dad: Oh. Right. I thought it was some kind of Chris Martin tribute. You and your coldplay...

Me: -.-

 

And everyone in my class knows how obsessed I am. I even tone it down at school... just because I wore my coldplay t-shirt to school once.

Fangirls took over this thread. :laugh1:

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bwhahaha

better than being told to stop thinking about sex I suppose...

That's basically asking the same thing. Chris Martin is s... AHEM. :whistle:

 

*escapes to the Chris thread* :escaping2:

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