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Happy Birthday Enrico! :lips:

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Dee that's not true! He's not the only one who thinks you don't need mental help. But fine!! I'll go find another padawan to pass on my knowledge :charming:

 

 

:wacky:

No! You're supposed to train me to win biggest perv award! :bigcry:

:uhoh: dee, you scare me :bigcry:

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I'M REPLYING AND IT'S NOT FAST ENOUGH! :bigcry:

 

*works on epic post :cheesy:*

 

I LOVE YOU

all

even when it's illegal

 

 

:sick:

It's my bitch's birthday and we have to celebrate it with a huge orgy! :lips:

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ENRICO! :gorgeous:

 

 

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:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

 

 

 

 

But seriously man, i hope you have a great birthday and wish ya the best!

 

:cry: how can I ever repay you?

 

:bigcry: this is like the sweetest/BEST surprise EVAR! :blush:

ilikethatword "evar"

 

:lips: you know I will always love you for this

 

 

I know just the way to repay you :sneaky:

 

 

:gorgeous: shut your eyes and ears little kids :charming:

 

OMG, that's super scary.. :uhoh:

 

 

baaaah, i haven't even finished his present :bigcry:

i'm a bad girlfriend.. must finish now.

 

:kiss::whip:

:laugh3: happy birthday! :laugh3: :hug:

:hug: ! thanx!

 

Happy Day of Birth To You:)

Thanx man :cheesy: !

 

Eric?

if so

Happy birthday!

:lips: of course, bebe

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

 

 

 

 

 

And yeah Ren, you're not a perv at all. :dozey:

:shame: we are so bad lol

:hug:

 

I hope I get to do your birthday :sneaky:

 

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HAPPY BIRTHDDDDDDDDAY!

 

Happy birthday! :kiss:

 

Happy birthday :D

 

thanx guys!! :kiss: xxxooo

 

ohmigosh, eric! :cheesy:

happy birthday in-need-of-psychoanalysis buddy :wacky:

 

 

this video is irrelevant, but i love it

YouTube - Spongebob Squarepants Song- Greasy Spoon/This Kitchen's Not The Same

 

Brooke! :heart: Thanx so much! :cheesy: this song is epic hahaha... oh boy this post is gonna be long :uhoh:

 

OMG DEE! :bigcry: I have to put yours in a seperate post :lol: I think that I will be reaching some kind of limit and then the board will crash and the world will end! :bigcry:

 

and matt will never be our lover :sick:

my dear friend Eriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic

 

happy happy happy birthday :blush: wish you the best for this new year :nice: you're my friend since when I was a newbie and I wuv you :blush: :blush:

 

Loalo wants to say something too (his english is lame :uhoh:)

 

YouTube - happybdayeric!

 

Awwww I love your accent and Loalo is adorable! :blush:

my dear friend Eriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic

 

happy happy happy birthday :blush: wish you the best for this new year :nice: you're my friend since when I was a newbie and I wuv you :blush: :blush:

 

Loalo wants to say something too (his english is lame :uhoh:)

 

YouTube - happybdayeric!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my voice is not like that of course! :P

 

OMG I CAN'T REPLY FAST ENOUGH! :bigcry: I LOVE YOU LORE Y LOALO

 

:surprised: I have such good friends@!!$11

aww Eric, glad you liked the vid, Loalo really wanted to wish you a nice birthday! :nice:

 

any plans? :D

Brooke! :heart: Thanx so much! :cheesy: this song is epic hahaha... oh boy this post is gonna be long :uhoh:

 

:heart:

this kitchen's not the same without you, eric. :wacky:

REN, YOU BITCH! :bigcry:

I WAS GONNA MAKE HIS BIRTHDAY THREAD :veryangry2:

 

 

 

YouTube - Try to watch this without laughing or grinning

happy birthday to you,

happy birthday to youuu,

happy birthday dear ERIC,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUU!

HappyBirthdayEric.jpg

i found you the perfect cake :kiss:

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Part 1 of your present:

 

 

10 reasons why you should love Eric. :heart:

 

10. He's really silly and can make you smile whenever you're down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. He's my Matt-lover-buddy (that sounds wrong :disappointed:) and is the only person on here who doesn't think I need mental help.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. He apparently has 2 birthday threads and he totally fucking deserves it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7. He's handsome :wink3:

I'm not posting pics, no matter how much you want it :whip:

 

 

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:whatever:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. He actually gets along with everyone, something I need to learn from here

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. He got me into what is now one of my favorite bands

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. He's a man-ho and is married/going out with practically every female (and some males) on the forum

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. He's very talented and is an amazing poet :love:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. He's one of the biggest spammers on here :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Because he's the best damn horny teen white latino chinese asian black australian french english environmentalist leupordon in the world, okay? :D

 

 

 

Part 2 of your present:

 

 

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he just wants to be your fwiend :cry:

 

 

un beso GRANDE para ti :lips:

 

to feed your womanly desires :gorgeous:

 

:lol: I don't know how to thank you for all these compliments! :cheesy:

 

which are all true, of course :charming:

 

 

you are trying to steal me away! :lol: Well, Dee, for real... You are like the best little sister I NEVER had. I wouldn't trade you for anybody :smug: ... except for maybe a perverted older brother like Ren :wacky: butthenallkindsofnastythingswouldoccurandi'mnotsosurethatwouldberight:sick:

 

:hug: gah! you are so sweet! what would I do without you? :hug: probably not get in so much trouble with izzy :wacky:

 

I'm so glad that day a long time ago, I chose to be your bodyguard :lol:

 

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

back off, Ren is MY big bro! :P

my dear friend Eriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic

 

happy happy happy birthday :blush: wish you the best for this new year :nice: you're my friend since when I was a newbie and I wuv you :blush: :blush:

 

Loalo wants to say something too (his english is lame :uhoh:)

 

YouTube - happybdayeric!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my voice is not like that of course! :P

 

LORE! I LOVE THIS VIDEO :lol:

 

I mean.... Loalo :lips: thank you, dear....

 

Loalo has VERY good english, silly :charming: He is very good... but he sounds a little like a girl :sick: is he ok?

male koalas sound like little human girls and female koalas sound like little human boys :dizzy:

back off, Ren is MY big bro! :P

 

:sick: what goes on with you two?

un beso GRANDE para ti :lips:

 

to feed your womanly desires :gorgeous:

 

:lol: I don't know how to thank you for all these compliments! :cheesy:

 

which are all true, of course :charming:

 

 

you are trying to steal me away! :lol: Well, Dee, for real... You are like the best little sister I NEVER had. I wouldn't trade you for anybody :smug: ... except for maybe a perverted older brother like Ren :wacky: butthenallkindsofnastythingswouldoccurandi'mnotsosurethatwouldberight:sick:

 

:hug: gah! you are so sweet! what would I do without you? :hug: probably not get in so much trouble with izzy :wacky:

 

I'm so glad that day a long time ago, I chose to be your bodyguard :lol:

 

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

ohhhhhh :hug:

oh my god...wtf i'm crying. i'm crying over a stranger on the internet. dammit

 

 

@Lore: can't we share Ren? :kiss:

@Eric: Yes, it can! It can happen! I didn't decorate my avi and sig with crappy fangirly images for nothing!

:sick: what goes on with you two?

 

nothing! seriously, he's like my brother :nice:

 

ohhhhhh :hug:

oh my god...wtf i'm crying. i'm crying over a stranger on the internet. dammit

 

 

@Lore: can't we share Ren? :kiss:

@Eric: Yes, it can! It can happen! I didn't decorate my avi and sig with crappy fangirly images for nothing!

 

sure we can! :kiss:

save it! :nice:

 

 

:shame: we are so bad lol

:hug:

 

I hope I get to do your birthday :sneaky:

 

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As long as there's no hello kitty involved. :awesome:

 

 

:snobby:

 

ohhhhhh :hug:

oh my god...wtf i'm crying. i'm crying over a stranger on the internet. dammit

 

 

@Lore: can't we share Ren? :kiss:

@Eric: Yes, it can! It can happen! I didn't decorate my avi and sig with crappy fangirly images for nothing!

 

:hug: omg!

*waitsfortheapocalypse* :heart:

 

this is so you :lips:

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ren & moi :lips: sometimes we might kiss, just ignore your bodyguards then :uhoh:

 

nothing! seriously, he's like my brother :nice:

 

 

 

sure we can! :kiss:

 

:sick: is that why I see you kissing your brother?

Happy Birthday, you're the best leoplurdon in the world! :hug:

 

what the hell? :bigcry: Skip right over my post why don't you?

 

I take it all back! I like this leoplurdon better! :snobby:

 

 

 

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:love:

 

 

 

 

 

 

:sick: is that why I see you kissing your brother?

 

 

I don't kiss ren!

what the hell? :bigcry: Skip right over my post why don't you?

 

I take it all back! I like this leoplurdon better! :snobby:

 

 

 

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:love:

 

 

hahahahaha omg! :kiss:

 

I missed a few :wacky: thank you my dear devil juliedactyl :sick: did you get your picture? :uhoh: *checks*

hahahahaha omg! :kiss:

 

I missed a few :wacky: thank you my dear devil juliedactyl :sick: did you get your picture? :uhoh: *checks*

 

You're welcome ericpoopoo! :P

 

Ewwwww no! Don't remind me! :bigcry:

 

an extra b-day present for you :kiss:

 

 

 

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A NEW BOX! :blush:

 

 

:heart:

this kitchen's not the same without you, eric. :wacky:

 

you make me work all day and all night :disappointed:

 

As long as there's no hello kitty involved. :awesome:

 

 

:snobby:

 

:evil:

 

happy birthday Eric. you are named after the other man i obsess (Mr.Eric Clapton, slow hand) but not before my amazing husband Tommy

 

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ahh! another cake! thank you christa :hug:

 

male koalas sound like little human girls and female koalas sound like little human boys :dizzy:

 

whatever you say :kiss: tell loalo that I love him

 

my dear friend Eriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic

 

happy happy happy birthday :blush: wish you the best for this new year :nice: you're my friend since when I was a newbie and I wuv you :blush: :blush:

 

Loalo wants to say something too (his english is lame :uhoh:)

 

YouTube - happybdayeric!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my voice is not like that of course! :P

 

I seriously need to save this video too... it's like the coolest thing hahaha.... :heart: you are so freaking sweet lore OMG!

 

Awwww this was soooos weet lorecita! :blush:

 

Where's that bitch eric? If he doesn't post soon,i'm gonna turn this thread into a "lets gang bang eric" thread :mean:

 

*lies in wait on a couch* :pimp2:

 

Happy birthday my nig.

 

happy birthday, racist :disappointed:

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! :D:D:D :dance: :dance::dance:

 

Happy Birthday! :P

 

I have to give a quick thanks to all of you :hug: it's so nice! now I feel guilty cuz I sometimes avoid these threads lol.....

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