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How fast does it take you to milk your cow ?

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Do you really want me to spell it out?! :uneasy:

 

Yes.

Yes.

 

Ok it begins with M and ends in N, and is 12 letters long! We all do it! Well most of us anyway! I say no more :dozey:

Ok it begins with M and ends in N, and is 12 letters long! We all do it! Well most of us anyway! I say no more :dozey:

 

 

obvious that you will say that :dozey:

12 letters, starts with an M, ends with an N. Milkcowathon? Sort of a triathlon event, involving milking, herding, and bringing out to pasture a herd of Gurnseys. In the final event, extra points are awarded to the farmer who gets the milk without turning it to butter.

obvious that you will say that :dozey:

 

What have I said about dozeying me :rolleyes: :P

 

And no, not Milkacowthon!

12 letters, starts with an M, ends with an N. Milkcowathon? Sort of a triathlon event, involving milking, herding, and bringing out to pasture a herd of Gurnseys. In the final event, extra points are awarded to the farmer who gets the milk without turning it to butter.

 

 

 

You are right chuck,you are very wise..:)

Not Milkacowthon? Then Milkcowathon! Different events in each. One is more oriented towards milking, and the other centered mainly around the cow itself, and if it has the stamina to walk 10 miles back to the barn...

What have I said about dozeying me :rolleyes: :P

 

You haven't said anything yet :wtf:

It's not sick, it's natural :laugh3:

 

Tell me you do do it? :uneasy:

 

Actually on second thoughts, maybe you shouldn't!

 

 

:laugh3:

 

They're women with dicks :dozey:

 

ewww

 

What the hell?

 

more like wtf :wtf:

 

No she doesn't... I've said already that, in the context of this thread, only males do! :dozey:

So how long does it take you?:lol:

 

Ok you do have a cow... as in a 'moo' cow... but not a cow in the context of this thread :rolleyes:

 

I thought it was about Mooo!

 

 

HappyCow.jpg

 

:awesome: This is Agnes.

 

 

wow! Look at those teeth!

Zeya, when Albie created this thread I don't think he had cows in mind!

 

:dozey:

I doubt he has any cows in NYC:thinking:

So is that a yes for "make chicken"? :cheesy:

Zeya, when Albie created this thread I don't think he had cows in mind!

 

:dozey:

 

Really? This is all so confusing! :bigcry:

Oh wait... "make chicken" only has 11 letters. :shame:

Ok he was talking about...

 

MASTURBATION

 

There you go I told you! :dozey:

 

Back to work I go :escaping2:

*gasp*

 

 

You whore! :angry:

Back to work? You already left for work?? When?!

I left for work ages ago, I meant back to doing some work as in not being on here! :nice:

 

And Zeya don't cuss me for using the M word. You wanted to know :rolleyes:

Oh please..you knew I knew what it means..

You just wanna say it out loud :P

:laugh3:

You're the one who asked me to spell it out :P

 

Anyway must get back to my paperwork :lol:

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