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How fast does it take you to milk your cow ?

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MARK PLEASE STOP MAKING PUNS OUT OF MY POSTS JESUS

 

I DIDN'T. IT WAS TOTALLY ORIGINAL.:smug:

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MARK PLEASE STOP MAKING PUNS OUT OF MY POSTS JESUS

 

Don't worry if Mark stops, I'll do it for him :smug:

How do we milk cows? With their teets! What does a teet look like?!

 

Point proved!

 

:dozey:

 

What if you happen to be teetotal??:rolleyes:

It's not sick, it's natural :laugh3:

 

Tell me you do do it? :uneasy:

 

Actually on second thoughts, maybe you shouldn't!

aaaaaah :bigcry:

 

 

 

 

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Don't worry if Mark stops, I'll do it for him :smug:

 

Good idea. Maybe we could work in shifts.:lol:

How do we milk cows? With their teets! What does a teet look like?!

 

Point proved!

 

:dozey:

 

I could totally show you like pornoz n shit where women do tha.... omg nevermind :facepalm:

 

(I probably sound like a sexual lioness or something right now)

Don't worry if Mark stops, I'll do it for him :smug:

 

ph34r th3 d4y

I could totally show you like pornoz n shit where women do tha.... omg nevermind :facepalm:

 

(I probably sound like a sexual lioness or something right now)

 

They're women with dicks :dozey:

They're women with dicks :dozey:

 

Like Lady GaGa?:rolleyes:

What the hell?

What the hell?

 

I have no idea what was on Albie's mind when he created this thread :rolleyes:

I think it was either almost blank,or he was high.

I think it was either almost blank,or he was high.

 

Probably just pervertedly bored! :rolleyes:

Um... a long time.

 

 

 

You have a cow? :stunned:

You have a cow? :stunned:

 

No she doesn't... I've said already that, in the context of this thread, only males do! :dozey:

You have a cow? :stunned:

 

Yes. Her name is Agnes. :wacky: Want to see a picture of her?

No she doesn't... I've said already that, in the context of this thread, only males do! :dozey:

 

 

She does have a cow...:annoyed:

 

 

Yes. Her name is Agnes. :wacky: Want to see a picture of her?

 

 

 

Sure..:D

Yes. Her name is Agnes. :wacky: Want to see a picture of her?

 

Ok you do have a cow... as in a 'moo' cow... but not a cow in the context of this thread :rolleyes:

^What a pervert.

Me? :shocked2:

 

I wasn't the one who created the thread :dozey:

Ok you do have a cow... as in a 'moo' cow... but not a cow in the context of this thread :rolleyes:

 

HappyCow.jpg

 

:awesome: This is Agnes.

Oh no....*runs for the hills*

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