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How fast does it take you to milk your cow ?

Albie
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Is this a sexual reference?! :thinking:

5 0!! 5 0!!!! GRAMMAR POLICE!!!

 

How long does it take you*

5 0!! 5 0!!!! GRAMMAR POLICE!!!

 

How long does it take you*

 

That deserves a :laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

That deserves a :laugh3:

 

:rolleyes:

 

And Albie deserves a big "fail".;)

In fact, he should henceforth be known as "FAILBIE".:rolleyes:

46 hours

 

Bloody hell your hand and arm must be knackered afterwards :rolleyes:

I can't remember...:uhoh:

 

If this thread is what I think it is about I don't think you can milk your cow :rolleyes:

Failbie.... I like it ;)

 

Of course you do.:cool:

If this thread is what I think it is about I don't think you can milk your cow :rolleyes:

 

Um excuse me WOMEN MASTURBATE TOO

:rolleyes:

 

Bloody hell your hand and arm must be knackered afterwards :rolleyes:
Um excuse me WOMEN MASTURBATE TOO

 

Yeah but the hand action isn't like milking a cow is it! :rolleyes:

Yeah but the hand action isn't like milking a cow is it! :rolleyes:

 

Have you ever had a vagina? No. So how would you know?

why do you wanna know.. sicko :disappointed:

 

Sicko Dicko??:rolleyes:

It's not sick, it's natural :laugh3:

 

Tell me you do do it? :uneasy:

 

Actually on second thoughts, maybe you shouldn't!

Sicko Dicko??:rolleyes:

 

It wasn't even me who created the thread!

 

:dozey:

Have you ever had a vagina? No. So how would you know?

 

Maybe he's had a Cecks change........................... :rolleyes:

Maybe he's had a Cecks change........................... :rolleyes:

 

:rolleyes:

Maybe he's had a Cecks change........................... :rolleyes:

 

MARK PLEASE STOP MAKING PUNS OUT OF MY POSTS JESUS

Have you ever had a vagina? No. So how would you know?

 

How do we milk cows? With their teets! What does a teet look like?!

 

Point proved!

 

:dozey:

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