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How fast does it take you to milk your cow ?

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That cow looks fucking freaky :uneasy:

 

You ever thought about sending it to the dentist?! :rolleyes:

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That cow looks fucking freaky :uneasy:

 

You ever thought about sending it to the dentist?! :rolleyes:

 

She goes to the dentist's a lot, actually. That's why her teeth are so shiny. :braces:

This is prolly the scariest thread I've seen all day. Congrats! :thumbsup: Agnes is :gorgeous: btw :lol:

This is prolly the scariest thread I've seen all day. Congrats! :thumbsup: Agnes is :gorgeous: btw :lol:

 

Aggy says thanks!

I could totally show you like pornoz n shit where women do tha.... omg nevermind :facepalm:

 

(I probably sound like a sexual lioness or something right now)

yes kinda sound like a lion, if you ask me... but seeing you are trying to proof a point that i think is right.... well anyways my opinion don't count that much.

 

I have no idea what was on Albie's mind when he created this thread :rolleyes:

 

I think it was either almost blank,or he was high.

nah it simply proves that Reggaeton does no good on people brains.

5 0!! 5 0!!!! GRAMMAR POLICE!!!

 

How long does it take you*

 

 

Maybe he made it 'fast' on purpose

:thinking: If we were to say how fast we were going, we'd need a speedometer to measure the speed :dozey:

All I can say to this thread is... :wtf:.

You're telling me :wacko:

:thinking: If we were to say how fast we were going, we'd need a speedometer to measure the speed :dozey:

 

 

That's why the answers on the previous pages are wrong :dozey:

Don't dozey me :rolleyes:

I don't understand..what cow are we talking about?

:angel:

..generally it depends on the number of teats, and the size of the udder, plus time between milkings, milking machine vs. hand stripping, and the breed of cattle being discussed.. Am I missing something in the inference here?:laugh3::P

I don't understand..what cow are we talking about?

:angel:

 

:shifty: The cow is a metaphor for something...

:shifty: The cow is a metaphor for something...

 

Explain please..

:P

This one :awesome:

 

Cow.jpg

 

Brilliant :laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

Explain please..

:P

 

Do you really want me to spell it out?! :uneasy:

Milk your cow at High Speed :sneaky:

And so the monkeys in the jungle mated, and there was joy in the tree canopy.. but what on earth does that have to do with milking cows? Obviously, nobody here knows a Holstein from a Jersey, or a Brown Swiss from a Nubian Goat for that matter!:P Where have all the farmers gone..

And so the monkeys in the jungle mated, and there was joy in the tree canopy.. but what on earth does that have to do with milking cows? Obviously, nobody here knows a Holstein from a Jersey, or a Brown Swiss from a Nubian Goat for that matter!:P Where have all the farmers gone..

 

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