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EL LEKSIE ES MUY ANGRIA; KELSIOS ES UN MURDEROS LOS FLORES

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I have about seven stanzas now. :D

 

Fuck, that was quick :stunned:

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Fuck, that was quick :stunned:

 

Not all in the same style. Some of them are just couplets and some of them are limericky. If that makes sense.

 

Anyone who wants to be in mah poem just say so and I'll try to fit you in btw.

I wanna be in it :surprised:

Put me in it!!!!!! :P

Crest already is, I can probably put in you too, Emily. Only I'd have to call you emp3 coz I think I'm putting Mad Hatter Emily in there too.

That's OK. You can call me what you like :P

The Mad Hatter is awesome. ♥

Am I in it? :awesome:

 

um ok :nice:

 

what the fuck rhymes with kelsie?

It's Leksie's thread!!

Maybe we can get it to 1000 pages.

I have 24 people already. :awesome:

K I'm kinda tired of this, here's what I got so far. Maybe I'll write moar one day.

 

 

Over here's Señor Paul, he likes Panda Bear

If you wanna talk Coldplay, you haven't a prayer.

Here sits Nathan, HorrificAttack

There's his gay lover, a kid named Jack.

 

Here is Jay, he's very gay

and an anarchist quite fine

There's his boy Josh, in need of a wash

And Shane sits wasting our time.

 

Over there is Mark, in a room quite dark

Sitting and being a prick.

There's HSTYW, hasn't a clue

Just sitting there licking his dick.

 

Up yonder's Ian, he's the head boss

Over here's Yossarian, aka Yos,

Off in Florida, Mr. Nick is playing lacrosse

Kelsie asked to be put in here but I don't give a toss

 

Up north's the CP section, a world filled with horror

You could venture to meet them, if you're an explorer

They oogle Chris and Guy, though I don't know why

(they're all basically a load of borers)

 

Here's Doom Crew HQ, where we all hate puns

(though Julie thinks Mark is fun fun fun).

 

In NZ is Eddie, pronounced like "shitty"

He is fucking cool.

There's Milica, we talk most days

Though not since we're back in school.

 

Over there is Miss Liz

She thinks Guy's hot

And Lauren must agree

There is Crest, she's on a quest

To talk a fucking lot on a spree.

 

Here's Alexa, ZOMG MED STUDENT

(to call her stupid'd be very imprudent)

Down there is Briggins, but nothing rhymes with that

So let's just forget about that miserable ****.

 

Not here atm's the Mad Hatter Em

Quite sad she's gone, she was quite a gem

Emp3 asked to be let in,

well not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.

 

Another one's Emma, she likes mudkips and lulz

Can't think of a rhyme here so I'll say "gulls"

There is Kelsee, she is a kitten.

Here is James, a Scot from Great Britain.

 

Here is Perrine, she's a shit pomplamouse

(not my words dear, hope you'll excuse)

Here's Fitzy Nick and his gay lover John

Currently they are both getting it on.

 

Here's Aaron, he's nice to everyone.

I want to make a joke about how he's gay

but I'm to nice so I'll just say

he's nice to everyone and he's a lot of fun

 

I'm rather tired of talking, so soon I'll shut up

And go drink a soda out of a cup.

That's CPing, our favoritest forum.

If I left you out, it's coz you probably bore 'em.

 

That poem is exploding with epic goodness.

That poem is exploding with epic goodness.

 

Yep. :D

LMAO :lol:

That was brilliant :clap:

LMAO :lol:

That was brilliant :clap:

 

Yep. :D

Amazing

 

Yep. :D

I want moar reviews :angry:

*puts on voice of a different Coldplayer*

 

Sara, your poem makes me want to go marry someone. That's how in love you feel after reading it.

*puts on voice of a different Coldplayer*

 

Sara, your poem makes me want to go marry someone. That's how in love you feel after reading it.

 

What about marrying the guy in your avi - that is of course if he is still free (I do not know whether Jonas Bjerre is married). But that poem brought about that feeling in you that VIVA LA VIDA planted in me.

um ok :nice:

 

what the fuck rhymes with kelsie?

 

What about CHELSEA ?

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