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We will be a little short of puns for the next week

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Mc_Squared's account, has been suspended until the 18th December.

 

This is serious news.

 

We have to pun, on his behalf.

 

Here are some puns, and the situations you can apply them to.

 

"That must have been a heel of a trauma........." (To be used when the heel of your shoe, gets involved in a terrible situation, such as falling over)

 

"Well, you just can't trust peas things can you........" (To be used when some garden peas become terrorists)

 

"Those cats just can't dance....." (Not really a pun, but if cats are shown to be awful dancers, use this.)

 

Thank you.

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I'm not really good at making puns. :disappointed:

but you said that Mark has pun allergies. Is this thread dedicated to him?

:wtf:

Damn it, I was suppose to be using him for my christmas rhymes!!

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Mark doesn't have pun allergies. He's the person that puns, all the time. Almost every reply he does, contains some sort of wordplay.

 

And yes, in a way this is dedicated to him. I, being a member of the "Doom Crew", am not a big fan of his work.

:shocked3: why was his thingymajigger suspended?

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Damn it, I was suppose to be using him for my christmas rhymes!!

 

Damn it! I wonder if he'll sneakily set up another account.

if you guys see him around before the 18th, let us know

Damn it! I wonder if he'll sneakily set up another account.

 

I was kind of joking....

What happened?!??! :bigcry:

What happened?!??! :bigcry:

You better ask the admins.

 

The admins, not the mods. :D

mhm.

What's the purpose of this post? :dozey:

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I was kind of joking....

 

As was I. I would never say "Damn it!" as a serious response.

@ Rudy: I was gonna ask the same ; that why is Mark's account disabled

 

":rolleyes:"

 

As was I. I would never say "Damn it!" as a serious response.

 

I thought you meant that he would make an account to help me with christmas rhymes...

 

 

... never mind :P

I thought you meant that he would make an account to help me with christmas rhymes...

 

 

... never mind :P

 

Don't worry here's something I read to the theme of Winter Wonderland!

 

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',

From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',

I'm happy although

My boss let me go

Happily addicted to the Web.

 

 

It is most apt for this website!

Williamite!

 

Hey Charlie! :wacko:

I saw your new keyboard that you bought :p

 

Mine? :thinking:

 

What? :lol:

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